Angelina Jolie on Dateline

Translation:

Digypoke, here on the Superficial, we do not speak french. Take your “blobos” and stop with your shithead websites.

I don’t know what “blobos” means, so can’t help you there. I think the post was directed to “Digypoke” at #41.

#51 KittyKat: You are correct. My comment was for diggypoke @#41. Crazylittledancer, why do you think I was talking to you? Are you crazy?

Blobos means big saggy boobs.

I’m not buying it. I think Zanna is FULL of herself. Deep down there is… nothing.

Wait, is it just me, or does she have a relly weird accent that sounds like its about to be british but then it turns america, like when she says “so”. well it might just be me after all. she has a very un female voice. she sounds like a little boy. but if u ask me she is the most beautiful woman, and certainly the most beautiful pregnant woman.

with the most beautiful husband. damn their kid is going to be hella hot. i hope its a guy. oh please god be a guy. more hot ppl. oh yeah the giggling- got to stop it angy. oh and did anybody else notice that that stupid interviewer chick was TOTALLY sucking up to her.
i mean she kept saying like how much she adores her and how ppl are fascinated and if u ask me she was sucking up to her. SUCK UP, pretending like she cared. i think angelina jolie is the only person who actually gets off their ass and goes to africa to do something about what everybody else just “feels sympathy” for.

and sure as a celebrity she cud just send money but shes totally leaving her pleasures, (1 being having fulltime sex with brad in a mansion) for african kids. i think thats great. aah she is so beautiful its amazing. but wait, giggling for HOURS? now thats gotta do something to the baby.

haha, Americans getting defensive over any critique whatsoever.

I love lots of things about the US, have spent lots of time there by myself and will be moving to NYC next year.

You just cannot take criticism, in your insular bubble.

Later.

Wow this is the 1st interview where Angelina actually comes off as down to earth and real. Shes not her usual uptight, defensive or snobbishness. Amazing what pregnancy does to a women. Cheerios. Oh, and cut the phoney Brit accent already!

Wow, she’s actually even better looking now than ever. Amazing.

The unemployment rate for black males is 60%… I seriously doubt that no one esle would do those jobs.

I am fresh out of give-a-fuck…is it just me or does “Brangelina” sound like a breakfast cereal for old folks?

lambananas, you need to go back under that rock that you’re from. the reason why you get your food at all in a restaurant is because of immigrants, the reason why you’re eating food at all is because of the hard labor of Mexicans immigrants. it’s because of people like you that immigrants are protesting all across the country, they want to be recognized like the immigrants that came to this country in the first place centuries and centuries ago. Immigrants do the work that NO ONE ELSE does because they’re too high and fucking mighty to even consider it. And we exploit them and deny them citizenship when they represent the love, community and culture that barely exists in the U.S. these days.

Methinks Ange has been reading too much Rudyard Kipling while baked:

“Take up the White Man’s burden–
The savage wars of peace–
Fill full the mouth of Famine
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
The end for others sought,
Watch sloth and heathen Folly
Bring all your hopes to nought.”

60: Um, careful honey, your heart’s bleeding all over the SF rug. :)

Although I know I’m probably going to get bashed by all and sundry for saying this: she should be the next president, she is so going to heaven.

ann curry:”there was once a girl i met who didn’t know how to laugh very much, who-”
*angelina starts cracking up*

WOW hahah way to ruin the moment.

Love her. Love her. However, she (and the baby) should disappear the Aunt Jemima head rag.

62 I bet Mr Clean Magic Eraser could get that shit out…it’s amazing! Like my shower massager.

lol #10
angelina is to brad how tom is to katie
except, instead of scientology, angelina has an amazing pussy

She is the devil.

Drunk Blogger: Spot on. Uncontrollable, hysterical laughter is often associated with demon possesion. The fact that she is using 3rd world countries to fuel her political image is a huge shame. She’d be a fool to think she was actually capable of making a difference in another country. The only thing she’ll do is raise her adopted children to be wastes of life like herself… right next to her own stuck up child.

The last thing we need is Dateline to make her look like a saint… but who watches Dateline anyway? Only tools do.

@punkrocky

hahahahaha
“i once knew a girl who did’nt know how to laugh..” cue expression of feigned emotional seriousness.
I started laughing at the same time as jolie, I wouldn’t have been able to keep a straight face either. Ann Curry is such a fake, sappy suck up.

Everyone wants to speak British because our accent is waaay better than yours! :P

And i think Angelina is absolutly stunning… she makes Jordan look like a total freakoid. Lets me honest, you’d blatently prefer to sleep wiv Ange than with Jennifer Aniston!

Anyone like a cuppa? :D

maybe the accent is to make up for the nasty food? Bangers and mash? Bubble and Squeek? Give me a freakin’ break already…

Shut the fuck up #71 you’re not even British, they can spell!!

And Jude American TV beats the shit outta Brit TV, Coronation Street anyone? ugh

I agree about the bulging vein, whats with that and yeah its sad, those little kids can’t go to school.. waaah… what is really sad is Ann Curry

Considering she’s a journalist, Ann Curry really needs to work on which prepositions go with which verbs. Seriously.

Yes i am British, I am Luton’s finest! lol. As for our food, well I’m guessing our bangers and mash and Chicken Tikka Masala can’t compaire to the FINE cuisine that comes from America… Big Mac, the BK Whopper, Hot Dogs, Donuts… Now THATS good healthy food there. i don’t know why people take the piss out of obese Americans… i really dont. 8-).

God, I’ve never heard of Ann Curry, but she’s kind of a suck-up, no? (Of course, that was probably in the contract – speak not to me unless in words of respect and awe.)

I’ve never actually heard Angelina Jolie speak before (same as Brad – only ever seen them ‘in character’.) Not terribly bright, is she?
Quite sweet about her kids, though.
I love how she says that people don’t know about Brad’s morals – maybe because he shifts them from woman to woman?

Sorry folks:

I still love her…..do rag and all.

I’m weak, I know. *hangs head in shame*

If I may dare to sneak a positive word in the room, I just want to say it’s very cool to see a hollywood transformation that didn’t require detox, jail time, or rehap. Also that someone who doesn’t have to but has chosen to spend their money on something that may benefit those without, and do it simply because they feels it’s the right thing TO do. Lastly, I like the couple. I think they complement each other, and however they got together, together they will remain, and I wish them all the best.

^^^^^
You should cart that load of BS over to hallmark. They might be interested. Especially the, “together they will remain” part. Who are you, fuckin’ Yoda?

#14 – What bulging vein? What in the world are you talking about?

I watched it twice, and all I can see is a person with extremely low self-esteem that has to pick at somebody obviously more attractive than themselves.

Christ, she’s beautiful, you’re not, get over it.

Hi i just wanted to say to some dickheads(not mentioning any names) – can stop arguing about where they come from, and which country sucks. There is no need for it, we all know that america sucks!!!!
Angelina Jolie is Fabulous

lol amen sister :P

Posted by punkrocky on May 1, 2006 11:19 PM

ann curry:”there was once a girl i met who didn’t know how to laugh very much, who-”
*angelina starts cracking up*

WOW hahah way to ruin the moment.

HAHAHAHAHAHA… it sums up that fucking moron Ann Curry perfectly!! Im Australian and had never heard of this idiot before, but like so many Americans she is in a little touchyfeely-Oprah-fake display of emotion-bubble, and let me tell you, this is the reason the rest of the world finds Americans so painful.

Get over yourselves, fuckwads!

WOW!! You people really need to open your eyes. Sure Angelina is wild, free and untamed and I think that is wonderful. She is also a amazing humanitarian. Come on people, what is wrong with you over there in the U.S.A. Why are you downgrading her and treating her purely as some sex object?? She is only human like the rest of us, except she is one to admire. Look at the work she is doing. It’s mind blowing!!
“When we criticize another person, it says nothing about that person. It merely says something about our own need to be critical.”
I adore Angelina and can’t fathom the majority of your responses. It’s quite sick!!!! These people are our fellow man who are suffering. The refugees/the poor of the world. Angie is actively doing something, not like other celebs who do a ‘little’ for press. She has adopted and is actively out there doing all she can, even when almost 8 months pregnant. Give her a break! Please, please open your eyes. Can you not find in yourselves the compassion, love and motivation she has towards these poor souls. In my eyes she is a utter inspiration. I pray she never reads all this crap that has been written. You people are a nasty bunch. Grow up, lighten up!! As a Australian I cannot fathom your words. It is truly very sad. Angie won’t stop here, she will keep up the great work she is doing.A wonderful soul!!!May she be blessed always and may her dark days be far behind her. Why are people throwing her past in her face! Past is past! Look at the person she is becoming. I loved her before this work, but now I truly admire her. I am not into all the celeb stuff, we are all only human, but when your celebrity can be used to help others, then hats off to her:-) she is using hers in a big way to help others.