Angelina Jolie loves that prego-sex

June 12th, 2008 // 125 Comments

Angelina Jolie sat down for a Q&A with Entertainment Weekly where she talked about her new movies Wanted and Changeling. The interview also strayed into Angelina’s personal life where she admitted that being pregnant is awesome in the sack:

It’s great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you’re just so round and full.

But, just in case you think Angelina is all Hollywood with the doing it, she’s still weird as hell, and so are her kids::

‘Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios,” she explains. ”He’s all into war and guns. So for Mother’s Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It’s really cute. I think it’s really good!”

A machine gun necklace from a six-year-old. Let me guess: he walked in on the prego-sex? This is why God invented Children’s Tylenol, Angie. “But, mommy, I not sick.” “You are tonight… BRAD, I did my three! Take your pill!”


  1. veggi

    same to ya p0nk!!

  2. Anal Chainsaw

    Hey Fish, you get yourself throwed in Guantanamo Bay or Something? I need to see celebrity titties, and I want to trash attention whores. Where the fuck are you?

  3. Bread.

    I hope you all rot in hell.

  4. This is like a girl – for example: FRIST – who doesn’t vary her sucking technique. It was fun at the beginning but now we’re all just a little numb.

  5. Jackson'shole

    I don’t give half a shit about this story but Fish can you PLEASE post these pics and end the Kim K. debate once and for all
    http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=5117

  6. TheSuperficial.com

    TheSuperficial.com would like to thank all of its fellow readers for being so patient and kind.

    While we are currently undergoing surgery to remove the stick from our ass, we KINDLY advise you to take this time and help yourselves to the free lollipops in the lobby (courtesy of TheFish(TM) ).

    We do apologize for any inconvience and we reckon that a new post will be up for you to enjoy in about…10 years. One that includes T&A galore.

    Once again, please forgive us.

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    TheSuperficial.com

    P.S.-

    Get your hands off of those lollipops!! This isn’t Mexico!

  7. Jon Voight's Car

    Hmm, she makes Brad leave Jen for her and she treats me like shit for leaving her Mom for another woman. I smell a hypocrite.

  8. #105 – I’m weeping tears of joy… I mean, I even had to take my joint out of mimi’s mouth…

  9. jen hutchin

    Slut. Who cares what you do. Go buy some class, willya?

  10. egaads

    GROSS.

  11. hola

    she used to be interesting; now she is just a bore.
    she looks way beyond her years-

  12. goupie

    eatherhole, you are a true genius.
    *shed tear*

  13. ferlo

    ANGIE IS WEIRD. And she does a damn good job at it all the while looking fabulous, having sex with a beautiful man, and helping the world one cause and one child at a time. BRAVO. Weird, count me in!

  14. Halle's Berry

    Lucy Liu = still hot

  15. Missystar

    She’s gross. She seems to think sharing all these details is naughty and kooky, like in a cute way, but it comes off as desperate, like, “I know Brad and I are rapidly becoming increasingly irrevelevant, so here’s a little something to put us back in the game!”

  16. lambman

    the necklace is actually really cute, she’s wearing it in the the new Entertainment Weekly, its just like a little charm

  17. alex

    this bitch is ugly , get older and fatter and uglier

  18. amber

    I can understand why anyone would or could call her ugly!
    Obviously beauty ids subjective, based on what makes an individual tick, but wow ugly. That sounds like jealously to me.

    I think she is absolutely stunning.

    Seriously I would so switch sides for her, I would take her over Brad any day!

    But I have to admit her adopting children from 3rd world countries is annoying and I do not find it the least bit noble. We have so many foster children right here on our home turf.

  19. Cougar Texas

    I would prego-fuck Brad DAILY if I could. Sweet Holy Shining Face of Christ. He is so damn drop dead gorgeous!

  20. she's sooooo hot

    she’s sooo fucking hot. there’s so many overrated Hollywood actresses that come and go, no one is near half as hot as Angelina, not even close. And all those products of hype, overrated chicks who never live up to the hype come and go, but Angelina will always be the hottest, most stunning woman in Hollywood and one of the hottest women alive, because all overrated Hollywood actresses, she’s not overrated, her hotness and gorgeousness are actually very real.

  21. she's sooooo hot

    she’s sooo fucking hot. there’s so many overrated Hollywood actresses that come and go, no one is near half as hot as Angelina, not even close. And all those products of hype, overrated chicks who never live up to the hype come and go, but Angelina will always be the hottest, most stunning woman in Hollywood and one of the hottest women alive, because unlike all those overrated Hollywood actresses, she’s not overrated, her hotness and gorgeousness are actually very real.

  22. I’ll have you know that it is strictly oral and lots of anal when Angelina is this knocked-up.

    Actually, I prefer driving Ange up the dirt road anyway because her ?unt is badly in need of a plastic surgical makeover due to extreme wear and tear, whereas her bunghole is still in pretty good shape.

    Love,
    Brad

    http://bradpitt.wz.cz/foto/ruzne/nahac.htm

  23. No Surprise

    One word..

    F R E A K !

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  25. rj

    Did anyone else notice the scar in the shape of a cross on her right arm?

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