Angelina Jolie sat down for a Q&A with Entertainment Weekly where she talked about her new movies Wanted and Changeling. The interview also strayed into Angelina’s personal life where she admitted that being pregnant is awesome in the sack:
It’s great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you’re just so round and full.
But, just in case you think Angelina is all Hollywood with the doing it, she’s still weird as hell, and so are her kids::
‘Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios,” she explains. ”He’s all into war and guns. So for Mother’s Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It’s really cute. I think it’s really good!”
A machine gun necklace from a six-year-old. Let me guess: he walked in on the prego-sex? This is why God invented Children’s Tylenol, Angie. “But, mommy, I not sick.” “You are tonight… BRAD, I did my three! Take your pill!”
ph7 | June 12, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Not so sure the fetus loves the snake attack, however.
Famous Plastic | June 12, 2008 at 4:28 pm
TMI, Angie. I don’t care who you are, pregnant women are not sexy
eatherhole | June 12, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I’d love to taste her swollen pregnant cunt. If she thinks she feels full now, she would be bursting when I wriggled my tongue up her slippery preggo anus. I’d slurp so deep I’d be rimming the kid in there too. If it’s twins it’s be like the hottest four-way ever. Then I’d ejaculate all over her big round belly and she can rub it in like suntan lotion.
Kah | June 12, 2008 at 4:36 pm
She is so beautiful.
JimmyBachaFungool | June 12, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Somewhere Jennifer Aniston is adjusting her noose.
rumble grumble gurgle roar | June 12, 2008 at 4:37 pm
eatherhole –> that’s the most disgusting post ever on this site. nice work. O.o
she’s still hot. i’d hit it…even take seconds after bradley.
Normal Guy | June 12, 2008 at 4:37 pm
What’s the matter with you guys….jeezus
Oh My | June 12, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Eatherhole, you are not normal.
eatherhole | June 12, 2008 at 4:45 pm
#6-Thanks… I think
#8- If wanting to eat out a pregnant woman’s sweaty turd-cutter makes a person “not normal” then I don’t think anyone here qualifies as normal. But if you meant the whole performing analingus on a fetus (or feati as the case may be), well, ok I’ll admit that might not be “normal”. Just call it me wanting to get in on the ground floor of someone famous. Literally.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 12, 2008 at 4:47 pm
A creampie would be like dumping a bottle of Jergens on my kid…
FRIST!!! | June 12, 2008 at 4:48 pm
I like prego spaghetti sauce..
It's me Fuckers | June 12, 2008 at 4:48 pm
I have to agree, pregnant sex is AMAZING. When I was pregnant, my husband loved it because it was almost like it pushed my “fuck me button” . Greatest sex ever. =)
a fan | June 12, 2008 at 4:50 pm
my god she is gorgeous
Sofia | June 12, 2008 at 4:52 pm
If I was Lucy Liu and Angelina Jolie was looking at me like THAT I would be running for my life!! Shit the woman is scary!!!
sportsdvl | June 12, 2008 at 4:55 pm
“snake attack on the fetus” – umm, you have it all wrong. Angelina straps it on and pounds away at ‘ol Brad my friend.
Matthew | June 12, 2008 at 4:56 pm
two words angie: Get Married!
Overjoyed by a new Poet | June 12, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Eatherhole I salute you sir or m’am or whatever you may be or not. You are the new muscle and tendons of this country and we need more free thinkers like you. Hopefully our new Pres. will bring more of your kind into the open. It will be a beautiful thing.
Anyway that was all very lovely sir.
Randal | June 12, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Nothing wrong with having sex when you’ve got buns in the oven. In fact, sex is considered safe during all stages of the pregnancy.
I just hope Angelina knows that if he engages in oral sex, Brad should not blow air into her vagina. Blowing air can cause an air embolism, which can be potentially fatal for mother and child.
Be safe and enjoy it Angelina. You are a doll!
xoxo
Randal
Barely Stearn | June 12, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I’ll tell you what else is great for the sex life: Lush bosomtry.
Angelina Jolie is so freaking beautiful that I can’t even remember the name of Brad’s ex – but I’m willing to bet she didn’t have any goobers worth remembering!
Thank you God for making Angelina Jolie for if you hadn’t I’d have to spank the monkey to Hillary Clinton!
Oh Angelina: YOU are a Goddess of Voluptuous Love. Thank God you are not hiding your pregnancy under a MuuMuu – thank you for showing our Nation’s women (Nay! The World!) what it is to be a woman in all her splendor.
Each and every gargolye that posts here ought to look at these pictures and think long and hard about what it is to be a woman and get crackin’ on fixin’ all the blub-blub, the vericose veins, the cellulite, and anything else (i.e. – breastage!) that forces you to live in the shadows. Come out! Come out into the light! Be the woman men worship and ugly women loathe.
Now if you’ll excuse: I’m putting aside my Clay Aikens calendar and will spend serious time printing out the above pictures on a super wide format digital printer for further enjoyment…
Lola | June 12, 2008 at 5:12 pm
She is beautiful. And something is wrong with whoever the heck posted that comment on #3….. that’s just freaking gross…. she’s carrying twins, that’s 2 babies for the ‘tards, and still manages to look this amazing…. whatever she enjoys, more power to her…. i don’t know what preggo sex is like but i’d hope it’s a whole lot better than “being creative and fun”…. it better be mind-blowing…. congrats to angie and douche-bag bradley
Mistress | June 12, 2008 at 5:15 pm
I enjoyed pregnant sex as much as my secret lover did.
Backdoor Larry | June 12, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I want to motorboat her before I poke the twins in the head.
eatherhole | June 12, 2008 at 5:25 pm
#17-You’ve brought a tear to my eye. I don’t know how much sarcasm to read into your comment, but thank you. The support I’ve been getting here is truly excting. I’ve never been referred to as a poet before, thought I suppose to call me a free thinker is something of a euphemism. To be called the tendons of this noble nation is flattering beyond belief. I too hope that our new President will usher in an age of tolerance, one where those of us who want nothing more than to engage in a little harmless ass-eating will no longer be confined to the dark recesses of the internet. Remember you can’t spell “Eatherhole” without “HERO”.
I’m glad my descriptions of tonguing out celebrity butthole have touched you so deeply.
Now if you’ll excuse me, all this talk of dark recesses and touching you deeply have left me a bit hot and bothered. Stay tuned.
KatieBoo | June 12, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Wow Barely, you were so fricking close. I was agreeing with your post. Angelina is the hottest woman on the planet. She is absolutely drop dead sexy. Gorgeous….flawless…..hair, body, (prego or not) face, the whole package.
DUDE! You were on a roll…..then you hit your fourth paragraph and just turned into a fucking moron AGAIN.
Jackson | June 12, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Angelina is totally hot and totally natural unlike Kim Kardaskanks breast implants and girdles that provide an extra lift. Angelina knows when to push herself away from the plate unlike 40 plus inches hips fat ass Kim.
coffeebean | June 12, 2008 at 6:04 pm
From MSN on the R. Kelly case:
“At one point in the video, entered into evidence as “People’s Exhibit No. 1,” the female dances and urinates on the floor — the man out of view. Back in view, he has sex with her. In one scene near the end of the video, alluded to in one count of the indictment, the man urinates on the female.”
What the fuck is it with black people pissing on each other during sex, seems a little primative doesn’t it?
FRIST!!! | June 12, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Yeah that’s gross. At least he didn’t take a dump on her..
Lisa | June 12, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Way too much information, you homewrecking beyotch.
Avatar | June 12, 2008 at 6:24 pm
#28
Hey Brad wanted kids and Jennifer did not so it is her loss. Angelina is not a homewrecker because no kids were involved.
Tim | June 12, 2008 at 6:35 pm
She can say whatever she wants with a body like that…
DrSpankMe | June 12, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Any “guy” who says pregnant women are not sexy either A.) never had sex with a pregnant woman or B.) does not prefer sex with women at all.
Pregnant women have bigger, fuller breasts, their skin looks great, they sometimes have a higher sex drive, ALL of their curves are bigger, and they have a EXTRA curve on their belly that makes them look even sexier, especially when you know it’s temporary and completely natural.
“Pregnant chicks are nasty” = “I suck cock and like it in the ass.”
p0nk | June 12, 2008 at 6:50 pm
31, way to generalize there, asshat.
Paolo Maldini | June 12, 2008 at 6:51 pm
What else do you expect a six year old vietnamese kid to draw? Machine gun represents what his grandparents used when they hid in bushes and took out our GIs and it is what was held to his parents head so Jolie and Pitt could take him back to the USA. YOu think that kid might be a little fucked up? Wait until hes forced to marry his Ethipoian “sister” and it be legal thanks to the liberal douches that run this country.
DrSpankMe | June 12, 2008 at 7:02 pm
#32
I bet you’d love to wear my ass as a hat. Fucking closet-case woman hating faggot.
Dave | June 12, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I looooove those prego-tits! :D
Ken Wilson | June 12, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I second the motorboat idea…right before I back door her ass and proceed to give her a swift atm.
Kristins opinion | June 12, 2008 at 7:48 pm
She is attractive, but certainly not the most beautiful creature out there. I hate when people say that Jennifer must be home crying and hasn’t moved on. No one knows what went on or why people break up. The magazines make stuff up to sell and then we make things up to bitch about them about. You people wish you were a fly on the wall but until that happens, just continue to speculate and spread the rumors.
Kristins opinion | June 12, 2008 at 7:48 pm
She is attractive, but certainly not the most beautiful creature out there. I hate when people say that Jennifer must be home crying and hasn’t moved on. No one knows what went on or why people break up. The magazines make stuff up to sell and then we make things up to bitch about them about. You people wish you were a fly on the wall but until that happens, just continue to speculate and spread the rumors.
agirl | June 12, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Angelina is so much better looking when she’s pregnant. She looks healthy and fuller in the face. Not pregnant, she looks a little sickly.
lori | June 12, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Her six-year old, who is named Mad, loves wars and guns. Isn’t that precious.
vito bonespur | June 12, 2008 at 8:07 pm
A great looking lady with MAGNIFICENT milk duds!
veggi's favorite trolls opinion | June 12, 2008 at 8:15 pm
@ #38: Jennifer must be home crying and hasn’t moved on. I know exactly what went on and why they broke up . . . and so does veggi . . . and neither of us is going to tell you . . .
veggi's favorite troll's opinion | June 12, 2008 at 8:15 pm
@ #38: Jennifer must be home crying and hasn’t moved on. I know exactly what went on and why they broke up . . . and so does veggi . . . and neither of us is going to tell you . . .
LadyJane | June 12, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I fucked Mr. Jane 2 to 3 times daily when I was up the stump. Could have done more, but that (appropriately called) motherfucker kept whining about having to go to work to make money to raise the kid. Pfffffffffft.
My new Hero - Eatherhole - a Man for the New Age | June 12, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Noble Sir, it is an honor knowing that there is a remote possibility that I may somehow breathe some of the methane that has passed through your kingly bowels, my saint.
I feel great things lay ahead for you, leading us through dark times perhaps into even darker, where the soul itself lurks. You are our new champion and the one ordained we will follow. Even into Hell itself.
It should lead to greater, more enriching post. Well, for at least some of us.
Your true Fan and lowly follower
The unnamed
Zach | June 12, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Angelina is strrikingly pretty but anyone who says she’s “natural” is either being sarcastic or is seriously mentally challenged.
moka | June 12, 2008 at 8:44 pm
just because Jenifer is heaving great sex, she had to come out with those kind of comments.
Angelina is ugly and I wouldn't touch her | June 12, 2008 at 8:49 pm
I get better ass every night. Anyone can. That is if you are as hunkily endowed as I, not to brag. I bed women almost at my beckoning. I pick up the phone and 2 times out of 3 a broad will drop what she is doing at the snap of my thick fingers at the thought of my thick fingers (!).
Yeah it is nice to be me!
Sorry losers.
eatgoddamnit | June 12, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Does she know women can be round and full simply by eating three meals a day?
DrSpankMe | June 12, 2008 at 9:05 pm
I hate all of you.