Angelina Jolie loves her adopted kids more

January 9th, 2007 // 176 Comments
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Angelina Jolie says she loves her adopted children differently than her biological one because they’ve led such hard lives and Shiloh is just a “privileged blob.” She tells Elle magazine:

“I think I feel so much more for Mad and Z because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her… I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality. A newborn really is this… yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality… I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs just because I think the others are more vulnerable.”

Guess Angelina Jolie isn’t the greatest person since Mr. T after all. First there was that comment where she complained about the cost of kids and now this. And why is Brad Pitt always morphing into his girlfriends? He might as well be wearing an Angelina Jolie mask here.

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  1. Porcelyn

    I’ve always been a jolie fan, but that comment kinda made me hate her

  2. Lowlands

    That penetrant smell could break you to dear.

  3. jojo

    Nice hand, cryptkeeper. It looks like the hand of the 72 yr old cafeteria worker slopping green beans on your tray in grade school. And can his hair be any higher? Flock of Seagulls.

  4. MikiNoodles

    i guess shiloh was an accident

  5. renee

    Poor Shilo, not only does she have to learn to live with the fact that she’ll be inhereting the homewrecker gene from Angelina and the terrible acne skin of Brangelina, now she’ll have to live with the fact that her mom prefers her siblings over her and that Angie also slice her dad’s balls off and fed them to some poor africans…… and lets not forget that she has a set of flotation devices attached to her face.

  6. MikiNoodles

    (if any of the comments before mine stated that she indeed was, then oopsies. too lazy to read all 150-something comments lol)

  7. renee

    Oh and this pic just further proves that Angelina is the Grim Reaper. She not only has the skeletal thing going on but she also manages to suck the life out of every guy she dates.

  8. DIANA

    tsarinaamanda “crotch dropping”? Is that what your mom used to call you?

  9. Crotch Dropping

    THIS is for tsarinaamanda, the bitch who mistook her INVERTED PENIS as a “crotch”. Don’t worry your little head about getting your tubes tied, just get a VASECTOMY. At least WE came out of our mom’s CROTCH, not her RECTUM like YOU did. Your mom, the nasty whore that she is, decided to take it up the ASS one night. Then 11 months later (she was constipated the entire time!) ,in a bout of DIARRHEA, you exploded out of her ASS in a portapotty. So don’t hate on us crotch droppings just because you were a product of sperm and shit coming together.

  10. Michael1

    #143 That’s so cute — you should run for snugglebunny of the year. But you’ll have to quit believeing in Sanat and the Easter Bunny because the judges want you to have only one major delusion at a time.

    By the way, just because you what you project onto Jolie doesn’t mean we suck because we don’t have the same neurotic admiration of her.

  11. Michael1

    That was “Santa” not “Sanat” … or maybe it was “Satan”. I’m not sure.

  12. kate

    This reminds me of a movie “The Weeping Camel” about a mother camel who rejects her newborn, the owner sents for musician to perform a bonding ceremony. The musician arrives at the end of the movie,when baby camel is almost starved to death he plays music and sings to camel, suddenly the camel is overwhelmed with feelings, begins to weep, and finally bonds with it’s baby. Maybe someone should call that musician to bond Angelina and Shiloh.

  13. kate

    she’s not much smarter than a camel

  14. heather

    What a harsh thing to say about your own child. How self-involved and self-loathing do you have to be?

  15. theropes

    Her job in life is to squint and pout.

  16. helper monkey

    Brad’s anus must bleed after Angie gives him the buttfinger.

  17. Me

    #162 ……………….WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT!!!!!??????!!!!!!!

  18. moondoggy

    Everything is explained by googling ‘Angelina Jolie quotes’.

    Fucking hell. EVERYTHING is explained. Even the claw.

    “When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.”

    “If I didn’t have my films as an outlet for all the different sides of me, I would probably be locked up.”

    “I’d go from film to film and almost detach from one world and jump in another. I was living as these people and not having a self. I didn’t know who I was. And things just get really dark.”

    “I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I’ll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don’t taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me.”

    “I am so in love with my brother right now!”

    “I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.”

    “I never like being touched, ever. People used to say I held my breath when they were hugging me. I still do.”

    “Where ever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else.”

    And then, on giving birth to Shy/Lo and why adoptive parents are ‘more fit to raise a child’…”I’m finger-printed, I’m checked, I go through home studies. I have to prove I’m a decent citizen; a good human being. “That didn’t happen to me when I gave birth, so it’s interesting that there’s no background check when you bring a child into your home in that way.”

    Pity they didnt do a psych test.

  19. moondoggy

    Everything is explained by googling ‘Angelina Jolie quotes’.

    Fucking hell. EVERYTHING is explained. Even the claw.

    “When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.”

    “If I didn’t have my films as an outlet for all the different sides of me, I would probably be locked up.”

    “I’d go from film to film and almost detach from one world and jump in another. I was living as these people and not having a self. I didn’t know who I was. And things just get really dark.”

    “I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I’ll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don’t taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me.”

    “I am so in love with my brother right now!”

    “I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.”

    “I never like being touched, ever. People used to say I held my breath when they were hugging me. I still do.”

    “Where ever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else.”

    And then, on giving birth to Shy/Lo and why adoptive parents are ‘more fit to raise a child’…”I’m finger-printed, I’m checked, I go through home studies. I have to prove I’m a decent citizen; a good human being. “That didn’t happen to me when I gave birth, so it’s interesting that there’s no background check when you bring a child into your home in that way.”

    Pity they didnt do a psych test.

  20. brian

    This chick is batshit crazy, it’s like she adopted those kids to validate herself.

    Supposedly she also put some bat shit spell to get Pitt, this whole thing is gonna come back to bite her on the ass.

  21. candycain

    Brad hates her, he’s with her only because he knocked her up.

  22. In explanation as to why Angelina has her hand in the shape of a claw, she simply has her fingers running through the opening of her black clutch purse…to hold her purse. The purse is hard to detect as it matches her black outfit. This is the manner in which this style purse is held..any of us would look like we had a claw in this picture and under these circumstances. As to the references about Brad Pitt and Robert Redford looking alike..I agree..they do. I daresay, that either man would be flattered to hear this of the other. It is a compliment to each. I have never heard or read that either of them has made disparging remarks about the looks of other people. As clearly as the picture was taken “out of context”, does it not follow that perhaps Angelina’s comments were also misunderstood? I do not know these people personally, I do know that they have contributed financially and through their names to make life better for a great many unfortunate people. How many of us have done so with the same percentage of our incomes? I have no comments to make about Angelina’s past behaviors..I am more concerned as to what she does now. Maybe she does get uncomfortable during interviews and is not as articulate as she might be if with a group of her friends. The comments about her physical appearances sound harsh to me. She does not hestitate mingling in large groups of poverty stricken people… concerning herself with their inability to be as clean as they would like to or beautiful to the eye. I feel sure that they see her in a totally different light. I sure would. Personally, I see many facets of Angelina that deserve credit. Thank you.

  23. licklick

    See Angelina’s claw?

    It is permanently deformed from long hours of trying to jerk off Brad!

    I told you so!

  24. did she really say ‘priviledged blob’?!?

  25. Adoption can only be carried out by single people or married people, i.e. since Ms. Jolie is not married to her partner, he cannot legally add his name to any adoption request. Presumably if this story is true, then he will adopt the child at a later date in the US (as happened with the other adopted children).

    Many sources indicate that Syria is a very unlikely place for adoption and it will be interesting to see if indeed her celebrity power allows her to adopt in a country which does not encourage foreign adoption of any kind.

  26. hony

    fuck u all.angie is the greatest person i have ever know.she is a very kind woman.and she does,t need to litsen to all jerks like u all.fuck u again.i have an advise for all assholes hare.adopt 3 kids.then u ll know how it is.i swear if any person had said that in front of me.i would hve kill him.

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