Angelina Jolie leaving Brad Pitt for Clint Eastwood (I’m calling it.)

October 28th, 2008 // 56 Comments

Angelina Jolie went stealth last night and made a surprise appearance at the Hollywood Film Fest to present Clint Eastwood with the Director of the Year award. The crowd literally gasped when Angelina took the stage. She then bolted immediately afterward like some sort of sexy ninja award-giver. Us Magazine reports:

“There are some people in the business who are icons, and we often wonder if when we meet them, they will live up to what we imagined them to be,” she said while presenting the award. “And Clint Eastwood in person is better.”
She continued: “Clint is what every great director should be. He is a great leader, and I certainly would follow him anywhere.”
Eastwood, 78, poured the praise on Jolie as well.
“Working with someone like Angelina Jolie is a great privilege, because I get to look at that gorgeous beauty every day,” he said. “But she’s also a great talent.”

If Angelina Jolie ditched Brad Pitt to have Clint Eastwood’s geriatric babies, seriously, would you be surprised? I mean, she married Billy Bob Thornton, so it’s anybody’s ball game. You could tell me she got knocked up by Carrot Top, and it’d sound about right.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. coolio

    so cool

  2. Kamaren

    FIRST

  3. Crusty

    That woman gave birth WHEN?? To look that good this soon after popping out kids has to be illegal..

  4. mr pink

    That Wanted movie sucked a lot.
    WTF Angelina has in/as mind?

  5. Beth

    “Working with someone like Angelina Jolie is a great privilege, because I get to look at that gorgeous beauty every day,” he said. “But she’s also a great talent.”

    lmao. It’s always the same – the first part is the part the guy truly means, and the second part is what he thinks he has to tack on to cover up his hardon with “respect” for her.

  6. pete

    Eastwood later issued a statement saying “I don’t think she’s talented at all, and she was only hot while she was young and completely psychotic.”

  7. Crusty

    Beth is hot..

    ..and delivers timely posts..

  8. I remember when my dad used to look at me that way…ah, well. Once you give up anal, they just don’t look at you the same way again.

  9. my comment

    Clint is way too smart to mess around with that no-talent toxic waste dump.

    She should just move to the apartheid state of Dubai where she along with her 18 adopted/manufactured/purchased brood and her lap pet, Brad bought a fake island. How much longer until she’s in a straight jacket?

  10. WHATTHE FUCK

    God, I hate this shit!!!!!

  11. Vince Lombardi

    Nobody leans back into a man’s arm quite like Angie.

  12. Obama 08

    Since the Forum administrator has blocked private messages – WTF is the deal with the superficial forums? When is the spam problem going to be resolved? You can’t even find real content threads now that the redred and watson bots have flooded all the discussion areas.

  13. your best friends girlfriend

    @8- Isn’t it tiring to be such a douche?? Can’t you get your own name and not link to the real FRIST!!!’s myspace??
    You’re a complete failure at life..

  14. yeah

    Look at her hands. The rest of her looks great. She can’t act IMO, just pouts and tries to look sexy.

  15. @ FRIST’s troll: I don’t think anyone here would lick your junk with your own mouth

  16. Ed

    I think she’s a pretty good actress. I mean, look at her – his prostate condition makes him smell like pee, plus he’s constantly leaking those almost-but-not-quite-silent old-man farts, and yet she looks delighted.

  17. 1 MILF Hunter

    Clint shouldn’t get too close to that. She may get pregnant and deliver another litter of babies.

  18. Nice one, Gayer!

  19. me

    am i the only one who hates her?

    her lips are way too big she is a husband stealer & feeds her young spawn cheetos

  20. I can’t believe she’s already talking about adopting another child. Something about how it’s important, after having white twins, to balance out the color again, and how it’d be good for a black kid to spend time in a white Suburban. Or maybe it was “suburb”…

  21. Spoken like a true TROLL, fucktard.

  22. If I defend Frist enough maybe she’ll cyber with me…thinks Jayger…

  23. Jrz

    His current wife is Asian….if these two get married, maybe they’ll adopt her?

  24. @22 You are pretty funny troll. I don’t need to defend FRIST to get her to cyber with me..

  25. The Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears and Eva Longoria Sex Tapes

    http://www.simpsonsucking.com

  26. Andrea

    So…the Cook County medical examiner’s office just ruled it a homicide in the case of Jennifer Hudson’s nephew. What a top-notch outfit. I wonder what tipped them off? Maybe the bullet holes in his head. Later they’re expected to diagnose Clint Eastwood as “old” and Angelina Jolie as “way overrated”.

  27. Andy

    In the top pic she looks like she was really into it and having fun until without warning the first spurt shot out and caught her in the eye.

  28. Wait a minute frist gave her dad anal? whats going on here?

  29. Lola

    She’s a bitch and a homewrecker and completely psychotic, but you have to give her some props when it’s due.
    She’s doing good with her fame rather than something completely worthless. I wish she’d stop adopting kids though. I mean what the fuck woman… Americans made you who you are and yet you’re going to 3rd world countries to adopt kids that are going to be the next Brody/Sean/Nick/Paris of Hollywood. Ain’t that some shit. If that pussy whipped faggot partner of yours had any common sense left in his head, he’s drug you and tie your IVF/STDs infested tubes up.
    And if ALL women, had the insane millions this bitch has, we’d all snap right back to normal weight after carrying test-tube twins. It’s not genetic people, it’s good ol fucking surgery.
    That being said, can’t wait to see Changeling though. Not because of this skeletor skank, but because I love Clint Eastwood as a director

  30. Lola

    She’s a bitch and a homewrecker and completely psychotic, but you have to give her some props when it’s due.
    She’s doing good with her fame rather than something completely worthless. I wish she’d stop adopting kids though. I mean what the fuck woman… Americans made you who you are and yet you’re going to 3rd world countries to adopt kids that are going to be the next Brody/Sean/Nick/Paris of Hollywood. Ain’t that some shit. If that pussy whipped faggot partner of yours had any common sense left in his head, he’s drug you and tie your IVF/STDs infested tubes up.
    And if ALL women, had the insane millions this bitch has, we’d all snap right back to normal weight after carrying test-tube twins. It’s not genetic people, it’s good ol fucking surgery.
    That being said, can’t wait to see Changeling though. Not because of this skeletor skank, but because I love Clint Eastwood as a director

  31. @28, Rough Daddy, that was a troll and it was a typo. It was talking about you giving your dad anal..

  32. NY Ted

    In pic # 6 Clint is whispering into Jolie’s ear:

    CLINT: Hey big lips…you wanna come up to my place and ride the big horn I’m sure it will make your day!

    JOLIE: Oh Mr. Eastwood…I’m flattered by your proposal…but I think 12 kids with Brad has been plenty…I’m turning into a prune!

    CLINT: Oh I like prune juice…I drink lots…at my age it helps sweeten by ball juice…so lets us go and you can taste it for yourself!

    JOLIE: O.K. you talked me into it…kid # 13 here we come!

    That squinty-eyed old fox Clint!

  33. hahaha sure,,,do your good deed so Frist can cyber with ya….

  34. me

    Calm down. She is a beautiful and honest person. Nothing more to be said. All the haters are just jealous. You all suck

  35. Vince Lombardi

    {So…the Cook County medical examiner’s office just ruled it a homicide in the case of Jennifer Hudson’s nephew. What a top-notch outfit. I wonder what tipped them off? Maybe the bullet holes in his head. Later they’re expected to diagnose Clint Eastwood as “old” and Angelina Jolie as “way overrated”.}

    @26 – I know it seems like it’s overstating the obvious, but the “cause of death” report from an ME is the most essential document in a murder investigation. A full autopsy is required regardless of the “obvious.” What defense attorneys feed on is incomplete “obvious” assumptions like yours. Then they bring in their own ME and he does the actual autopsy and says, “Hey, this kid actually died of….. (insert many causes of childhood death here)….. and the bullet holes were inflicted postmortem. Therefore, my client cannot be guilty of murder.” So the next time you want to criticize something, know why and how it is done so you don’t sound like a politician or a member of the news media.

    Wow. It’s been a long time since I went that low. I’m shuddering.

  36. Jay

    @29

    Ain’t no surgery can make you look that good. I wish I had her genes. You go Angie! She is doing good with her life. I’ll bet none of the haters here have given a dime to anyone last year.

  37. bob

    Look at her hands. The rest of her looks great. She can’t act IMO, just pouts and tries to look sexy. It is said she is dating friends on a sports community ppmysportsdate.com. Her sexy photos are found there, it’s the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!

  38. Bronco Billy

    #32 – Fuckin’ laughing my ass off!

  39. Wild One

    Wonder whose idea it was to have the kids cesarian?

    Hey at least pretty boy is getting his tool gripped instead of throwing his hotdog down a hallway!!

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  41. me

    I like Brangelina a lot , but Clint Eastwood would had been a good choice for her, yet Brad gets really the best of her.

  42. lola richie

    She is NOT hot. She looks like a chipmunk faced pitbull.. There are some people who are strikingly beautiful, but I have never felt she is one of them. I think it is the b*tchiness on the inside that makes the shell so unappealing to me.

  43. Alan

    You can tell Jennifer Aniston’s bitter nasty fan. They follow Brad and Angie’s thread all over the Internet to rag them. Go to the Douchifer’s threads. Threads those two douche bags alert the media all the time. You can say how much you appreciate John picking up you desperate old hag.
    Angelina and Clint are so cute there. He is a good director and she is a good actress props to Clint.

  44. She finally abandoned sissy’s, folks!!

  45. whoseblog

    This woman is freaking insane!!
    I admire her volonteer work but man… she needs help!!. Between the self mutilations, the eating disorders, the tattoos covering half of her body (the lady has over a dozen of tatoos!!), the SM fascination, the drug use, the heroin addiction and now the freaking kids (I bet you she is going to end with 12 kinds).. THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING FREAK!!

  46. Wow…, she is hot and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

  47. cream of sum yung guy

    Angelina is fit, but clit eastwood wtf!!! she must be missing billy bob thornton’s shrivelled balls, either that or she got sum daddy issues.

  48. Me One

    MAN!!! MS< JOLIE HAS SOME PRETTY NICE BOOBS!!!!

  49. friendlyfires

    I’m sorry but I’m insanely drawn to those expansive plush pillowy lips, I just wanna’ nest inside them, grow some crops, raise a family, you know, the American Dream.

    Clint Eastwood? Really? Is Brad Pitt that spent already? He can’t be secretly gay? No, no, no,no,no,no, no, … ah shit, I spilled my Red Lobster Hurricane glass, you know much that stuff costs? Brad shit, gay, please ..!

    Really?

  50. IKE

    He must have felt like he was riding around in someone else’s sports car. Parading around with Jolie on your arm must have felt AWESOME, albeit only briefly, it still would be the highlight of any man’s night….especially, Crusty Eastwood. :)

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