Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston’s Oscar showdown

February 18th, 2009 // 85 Comments

Seen here shopping in New York City this morning, Angelina Jolie is set to have a face-to-face encounter with Jennifer Aniston at the Night Before the Oscars party on Saturday. While somebody hopefully is preparing a shit-load of Jell-O, Jen is psyching herself up for the big event, according to OK Magazine:

“She has always known that this moment would happen and she’s never been more ready to see her nemesis, Angie, in the flesh,” a source tells OK! of the 40-year-old He’s Just Not That Into You star. “She’s no longer alone — she has a hot man in her life — John Mayer — and she plans to bring him as her date to the party.”
The insider adds that Jen has felt very confident ever since reuniting with John, 31, last year after their brief breakup. “It’s taken time, but she’s getting past her insecurities about Brad and Angie and their huge happy family. Though the meeting is sure to be difficult, Jen knows it has to happen and now couldn’t be better timing.”

If you’re wondering why I only posted pics of Angelina and not Jennifer Aniston, one of them is an Oscar-nominated actress raising a family of adopted children from third-world countries while the other has sex with John Mayer for publicity. Although in hindsight, I guess that makes them both equally charitable. My bad.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Zee Brat

    Enough with this fake fight. It’s all completely made up and such a sad attempt at creating news.

  2. n

    john meyer vs. brad pitt

    john meyer by comparison is as hot as a water-logged penis. that guy is a dope. and aniston is cute but also seems sorta cold and rigid

  3. Natalia

    Angelina Jolie blatantly tops Aniston in anything and everything.

  4. CaptainMorgan

    Jolie might be able to physically take down Aniston, but if she lays a hand on her, Jen has a secret weapon in her corner: Richard Goldfinklestienshuabchan Singh. The best lawyer in the universe.

  5. mylop

    Oh my goodness the girls are so adorable.. especially Shiloh!

  6. CaptainMorgan

    Oh yeah, Jolie is a total inbred retard and Jen is simply classy. Just in case #3 wanted to wake up and see things how they really are.

  7. Cece

    Shiloh and Zahara are so farking cute. Damn.

  8. Apes in the White House

    they’re both a couple of over the hill hags with saggy tits and pimply celluloid asses and legs. They probably have labia that resembles a couple of flattened pieces of silly puddy, and they’re both about as far removed from reality as anyone in Hollywood. Give us a rest already.!!!

  9. feckless

    @4 In Your Dreams. Angelina’s getting a yacht with a submarine and helicopter on it. You can just about be she stockpiles weapons. Angelina’s got more money too. And, if she should die, she has her own troops.

    If they do meet, I hope it’s to tell Jennifer that Angelina and Brad actually got married some time ago.

    Please let John Mayer’s big ginormous hunchback head get caught in the doorframe and Brad has to pry it out.

  10. Jennifer and Angelina:
    While the press has it’s heyday with this imaginary feud, rest assured that we all trust and believe in both of you! You both epitomize class, beauty and evoke the magic of starlets in Hollywood’s Heyday of the 40′s and 50′s. Audrey Hepburn could never hold a candle to Aniston’s talent, and Gracy Kelly could take a lesson in acting from Jolie!

    You’re both loved and adored.

    Randal

  11. hilary stewart

    this is the stupidest thing I have ever heard – who cares

  12. adonistic

    How pathetic is this? Hugely pathetic. When is JA going to take off her attire of victimhood?

    Oh, be brave, jen. I know this is difficult.

    Or else, grow up, get over it, and develop a sense of humor along the way.

  13. Natalia

    @6
    Since when is Aniston classy?
    Posing practically nude for a magazine at 40 MIGHT be classy if it was an artistic picture, but she was just laying down naked with a bunch of naked guys and grinning.
    Yeah, that’s super classy.

  14. Mr. LOL

    Angelina Jolie could raid my tomb any time, if you know what I mean!

    LOL!

  15. Rome

    Did Zahara stop growing or something? She and Shiloh are the same height, yet I vaguely remember her having at least two years on S. – who looks incredibly cute btw.

  16. #13 – You have too much time on your hands, which makes you unemployed, moronic, or both.

  17. I do not understand some of the outlandish, irrelevant posts on this website.

    Are these people here to provoke others or just to display ignorance?

  18. Repentant Sinner

    FIRST!!

  19. PORN PRODUCER

    can’t wait for the WOMB RAIDER sequel…. see what i did there, delgo?

  20. Jrz

    I’ll pay Jennifer Aniston $500 if she walks past Angelina Jolie and says , “Make out with your brother much?”

  21. havoc

    While I would happily blow my load on either Jen or Angie, I still get that vampire vibe from Jolie. I would still hide all the knives in the house….

    .

  22. TUBBO

    Those kids should be smiling every fucking minute of every fucking day of their fucking lives…………..

  23. hmm324532

    Is it just me or does it look like Zahara isn’t growing? Shiloh looks like she’s going to pass her up soon enough! btw, that outfit Shiloh has on screams “l’m going to grow up to be a angry lesbian one day thanks to the way my mom dresses me”. (nothing against lesbians, I love them!)

  24. p0nk

    i used to think AJ was the hottest thing going, but her lips seem to have developed a life of their own. 3-mile island kind of scary.

  25. Sarah

    I wish Jen would stop playing the victim. Or at least stop blaming only Angie. Brad was not dragged away from Jen; he went with Angie ready and willing. And now they have a happy family and seem very happy together. Maybe Jen should take a page from their book, stop whining, and live her own damn life.

  26. Hugh Gorgan

    I’d like to get both those bitches into my nest and see which one gives me the best hummer so that I can once and for all declare which vixen is the el supremo.

  27. Portuguese Photographer

    FIRST!!!

  28. I don’t think they have a fight. They are both great actresses and professional.. This is such a rubbish issue!

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  30. Delgo

    I prefer ??????? (Bollywood).

  31. testing

    Jen REALLY needs to hire a publicicst who doesn’t make her sound like a desperate needy retard all the time

  32. hilen

    hey, does Jolie satisfy with Pitt? I feel angry for Pitt, why Jolie created a profile at a celebrity and millionaire club ” C e l e b M i n g l e. C o M “? Don`t you belive? yes, this site is not famous, so soldom people know about this, but her photo has been verified there!

  33. kitty

    have they really never seen each other in person?

  34. Anon-E-Mouse

    2–And Angelina doesn’t seem cold? I’m not a fan of either ladies but Jennifer seems a lot more down to earth than Angie. Plus, Brad seemed a lot happier when he was with Jennifer. Now he seems like an arrogant stick in the mud.

    The kids are absolutely adorable. Shiloh seems so bubbly. I hope that means she won’t grow up to be too much like her mother. Zahara is absolutely beautiful.

  35. me

    Thank you, thank you and thanks again for the photos.
    Children are adorable and she keeps so attractive.

    I’m waiting to Sunday to see Brangelina at the Oscars!!!! They are the hottest of Hollywood around the world

  36. Dee

    Why does she dress these children so boring?? Has she heard of color?

  37. jrz

    Oh, she’s heard of color, alright! Look at her family! BAHAHA..
    Anyhoo….

  38. Jim Jones

    Both of these chicks are worthless. Jolie is a nutbag with a brood of child soldiers, Aniston is a complete shell of a human being. Their men are even worse than they. Let’s hope they both kiss and make up so we never have to see or read about either again.

  39. SrfStrng

    Angelina is so beautiful! She is also a great actress, great partner, great humanitarian and a great mom. Jen needs to mature and let things go. She needs to get married and have children so she can be happy and forget about Brad and Angie. I like Jen a lot but she is no Angelina!

  40. bowleggedbrat

    last pic – Shiloh’s legs are on backwards.

  41. Darth

    It would be hilarious when Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston sit next to eachother.With Brad Pitt in the middle.I’m going to comment very positive about the Oscars if it would be like that!

  42. hooper

    It’s such a mind fuck when John Mayer get’s described as a “hot man”. I’m no Brad Pitt fan but I’d lick the dirt from his fingernails before I’d let John Mayer near me.

  43. friendlyfires

    This is why I hang out with Lisa Kudrow and Marisa Tomei , the former, a talentented and smart actress who is a real mom and real wife and so not a cunt, the latter, a smart and talented Oscar winner who knows how to be after sexy and slutty on and off the screen – fuck, why have I been kidding myself – Winona and Christina – the engagement and the stalking is off. Have a nice life you two. You can lift the restraining order now, I’m done with you both – ow, quit throwing bricks at me Christina!

  44. Alex

    One of them is a wrist-slashing homewrecker bitch while the other one is a classy, albeit could-have-done-better-than-Meyer, all-around nice girl… Mmmmm, choices, choices…. Jolie is just popular cause she looks like shes gives good head, problem is she’ll make you raise 6 kids afterwards…. High price to pay for a b-job…

  45. Alex

    One of them is a wrist-slashing homewrecker bitch while the other one is a classy, albeit could-have-done-better-than-Meyer, all-around nice girl… Mmmmm, choices, choices…. Jolie is just popular cause she looks like shes gives good head, problem is she’ll make you raise 6 kids afterwards…. High price to pay for a b-job…

  46. greasybear

    What is more, AJ is an Oscar-winning actress (Girl Interrupted – best supporting). Jennifer just gets more needy & pathetic as time goes on and plays a slight variation of the same character in every movie she’s appeared. Ever notice that she almost always does this in movies: the look of sappy concern and an “Oh, Honey” before she inevitably hugs/comforts the weeping girlfriend. I don’t think I’m imagining this.

  47. Katherine

    Please, Jennifer Aniston looks like a gander…she suffers of what I call, the parentheses around the mouth syndrome. Angelina is a thousand times prettier, hotter, smarter, and sexier. Poor Aniston, the only thing she’s going to have with John Mayer is kids with a big nose, oily hair, and under eye circle no amount of concealer could hide. She’s just so blah.

  48. .

    why does Zahara always look so pissed off?

  49. sote

    Those girls are super cute!!!
    I don’t think there is any rivalry between these two, it’s over and done with people. Why would Jen want Brad back? To raise kids that are not hers? She might regret having lost Brad and won’t get over it but I don’t think she wants him back or hates angie for that matter.
    And yes, angie is 100 times way hotter and sexier than Jen and I dont mean to be mean but… she is younger hahahaha.

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