Angelina Jolie isn’t adopting a Haitian baby. This time.
When Angelina Jolie went down to Haiti this week everyone immediately assumed she’d be stuffing children in her purse like Britney Spears at a wing buffet. But she assures CNN she’s only there to help. For now…:
“I’m always open to children around the world. We’re that kind of a family; Brad and I talk about that. But that’s not what we’re focusing on at this time, by any means. We’re not here for that. We’re here to see how we can help protect the children in country and scale up the needs here.”
I love how she keeps the option open. Just in case someone finds the secluded shed she stuffed full of Haitian kids. “Hey, I never said I wasn’t going to take a few home. *ducks* Shit, were those Madonna’s wings? She’s gonna take all the good ones.“