Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt’s child
Friends of Angelina Jolie have confirmed that she is indeed pregnant with Brad Pitt’s child. A source revealed to News of the World, “It’s early days yet so they’re not announcing it publicly, but anybody can see how thrilled the pair of them are. Angelina can’t wipe the smile from her face and Brad is being so protective of her. She’s had a difficult couple of months feeling sick and ready to faint.” Angelina also allegedly had a secret baby scan at Santa Monica’s St John’s Hospital Health Center in California last month, with the source saying, “She went in wearing a hat and glasses so she wouldn’t be recognized. Brad and Angelina have been very secretive. But they were overjoyed after getting the results of the scan. They already have their adopted little boy and girl, but this is a wonderful new experience for them and they are overjoyed.”
Judging by how fat Angelina is looking, let’s just go ahead and assume that all of this is true. And let’s also assume that I’m not sitting here crying at the thought of losing Angelina Jolie to that man whore, because I totally am not doing that. At all.
Thanks to the intimidatingly masculine Steve for the tip.