Angelina Jolie is popping out babies

July 1st, 2008 // 53 Comments

Angelina Jolie is one step closer to repopulating the planet. She was admitted to a hospital in the south of France today and will soon be birthing her twins: Future Hotness #1 and Future Hotness #2. You can’t tell me those aren’t better names than Maddox and Shiloh. The AP reports:

Nadine Bauer, a spokeswoman for the Lenval Hospital in Nice, says Jolie is fine and that everything is going well. She said the actress’ admittance to the hospital’s maternity wing had been planned for some time.
Bauer said Jolie will almost certainly remain in the hospital until she gives birth.

“She’ll remain in the hospital until she gives birth.” As opposed to what? Getting an epidural then bouncing? “Hey, thanks, everybody. I’ll take it from here. Anyone got a catcher’s mitt?”

Photo: Bauer-Griffin
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  1. DonnaInMichigan

    Baby girl, post #50

    Wait for about 2 months, after their birth, and until the bidding stops between the magazines for the photos of the pimped out twins…..

    Then you will be able to “see this babies”.

    The got what 3 million for Shiloh? 4 million for Pax?
    I can imagine they are seeking 8-10 million for the twins.

    Then they’ll give about 1 million away, and tuck the rest in tax exempt (tax sheltered) foundations…where they won’t have to pay any taxes on it at all….

  2. snowy

    omg are u people sad let them do wht they want there life not ours i dont like her but theres a saying dont but in if it doesnt involve u people simple

  3. snowy

    omg are u people sad let them do wht they want there life not ours i dont like her but theres a saying dont but in if it doesnt involve u people simple

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