Angelina Jolie is officially pregnant

January 11th, 2006 // 106 Comments

jolie-confirm-pregnant.jpgPeople magazine has confirmed that Angelina Jolie is indeed pregnant with Brad Pitt’s kid.

“Yes, I’m pregnant,” Jolie told a charity aid worker in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, Monday. The pregnancy has since been confirmed by representatives of both stars.

It seems strangely fitting that Angelina’s first biological child would come from Brad Pitt and not one of her previous guy friends. It’s almost as if her DNA was smart enough to reject Billy Bob Thornton’s sperm and wait it out for a more suitable candidate. One who was voted “sexiest man alive”, and not “most likely to marry his cousin.”

Angelina Jolie Pregnant [People]


  1. Jayne


    bwaahah yes!

  2. evilcookie007

    Jennifer Aniston got lucky when she stumbled over Brad Pitt. She’s a shit actress who’s characters never vary from Rachel on friends, she’s got beady eyes, thin lips, and a big square face. Yeah, it sucks to lose your husband (especially when it’s Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie), but ya know what? It happens every day to millions of people. Deal with it. Angelina may be left of center, but she seems like a basically good, caring person who tries to be a good mother. And Brad Pitt is probably going to be a great father. Look around you – show me two parents who never did anything to fuck up their kids. None of the three will be any less screwed up than anyone else out there…

  3. benjamin01

    Aj’s publicist? that you?! (#103)

    You lost your credibility at “she seems like a basically good, caring person”.

    Good caring people don’t habitually help men cheat on their girlfriends and wives.

  4. lcheney2001

    Come on this sort of thing happens all the time in hollywood…Im sure Jen isnt taking it to bad…besides Vince is a much hotter and from what i have seen much kinder and seems to really care for Jen…You go girl…Finally someone that didnt let Brad pretty boy Pitt get his way.

  5. yup, maniston’s feeling pretty bad right about now….

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