Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the 14th Annual Critics Choice Award last night where they were nominated for various categories and basically lost in every single one. But even more amazing, is that I could see Angelina Jolie’s legs and there wasn’t a newborn baby sliding down them. Unless he read the instructions on her cervix and did a “tuck and roll” in between shutter flashes. Smart kid.
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Grandpa | January 9, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Beat her, beat her with a dildo!!
Stabby the Guard | January 9, 2009 at 6:45 pm
First!
jyn | January 9, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Brad is looking good in these pics.
p0nk | January 9, 2009 at 6:46 pm
just look at the size of that kotex she has to carry around. It takes a RichPort anaconda special to satisfy that woman.
childish, yes. | January 9, 2009 at 6:46 pm
First again, cunts.
Stabby the Guard | January 9, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Jolie doesnt look so hot here
marjayna | January 9, 2009 at 6:52 pm
what are you talking about? She is beautiful. You are either a jealous ugly woman or a bitter man who knows you could never have a woman even half that attractive.
jaime | January 9, 2009 at 6:57 pm
agree!!! i think she is soooo hot.
she needs more of a man than brad….
Rowan | January 9, 2009 at 6:57 pm
The last 3 sentences on the caption made me spit out my water! TOO funny!!!!
Mike Hawk | January 9, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Meh
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 9, 2009 at 7:01 pm
she knows how to use them
miggs | January 9, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Her legs are so slender, and yet she can use them to slowly squeeze the life out of Brad Pitt while he licks her. Usually that gives a guy a shiny face, but in Brad’s case it gives him a much older guy’s face. Perhaps she’s not only got the Joker’s huge mouth smile, but also one of his surprise squirter weapons.
Squishy | January 9, 2009 at 7:09 pm
The what awards??? As who cares awards!!! They looked fabulous as always!
Willy | January 9, 2009 at 7:09 pm
She’s only had three kids in like… a few years. That’s… pretty normal.
Max Planck | January 9, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Are they silicone or collagen?
vanillabean | January 9, 2009 at 7:14 pm
At least she picked a dress to hide her dumb arm tatoos. She should have worn her hair down so we didn’t have to look at one on the back of her though.
ryan connors | January 9, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Shes on Fire Here
perry | January 9, 2009 at 7:44 pm
she does look very pretty, and brad, as always looks great. but i still strongly dislike her.
hollywood_hillbilly | January 9, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Brad should grow a ZZ Top beard.
Randal | January 9, 2009 at 8:06 pm
There’s a lot of beauty and talent packet away in the white dress that Angelina is wearing, hugging her fit form as well as her movies smash box office records.
Randal
Kamakazi Kunt | January 9, 2009 at 8:10 pm
You can start seeing her age slowly…
jaimie | January 9, 2009 at 8:31 pm
god shes gorgeous.
Jay T. | January 9, 2009 at 8:35 pm
She is not going to age well, you can tell. Doesn’t have the skin for it.
Lady Godiva | January 9, 2009 at 8:43 pm
It’s about fuckin time you fixed the images!! That was so annoying. Hey kunt numbah 21, everyone ages, welcome to earth!!! BUT as she gets older, she gets more beautiful, like fine wine. Jeez she really needs to dump that pig nosed old douche, (the idiot with a goatee.) She can do 200% more better, that’s for sure. She’s fuckin stunning, so much that it hurtsssssssss. yowch!
Guest | January 9, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Ughh!!
Most beautiful couple in the WORLD!
Shiloh (she’s their biological one, right?)
Is sooo lucky – best genes *ever*
She is so gorgeous . . . !!
<3
Guest | January 9, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Ughh!!
Most beautiful couple in the WORLD!
Shiloh (she’s their biological one, right?)
Is sooo lucky – best genes *ever*
She is so gorgeous . . . !!
<3
justshoes | January 9, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Does anybody elses pics NOT WORK!?!?!?
justshoes | January 9, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Does anybody elses pics NOT WORK!?!?!?
justshoes | January 9, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Does anybody elses pics NOT WORK!?!?!?
taylor | January 9, 2009 at 9:00 pm
The dress sucks. Period.
emmaleigh | January 9, 2009 at 9:14 pm
she doesn’t have a very sexy body
emmaleigh | January 9, 2009 at 9:14 pm
she doesn’t have a very sexy body
patrickridyard@yahoo.com | January 9, 2009 at 10:00 pm
angeline jolie as nice long lengggggggggggg p.s. cunt sorry as p.s brit ass hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
venomhed | January 9, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Anyone that thinks Jolie has a nice body is sick. She has NO body and is all face. Super skinny, pale, weak looking body, gross.
Kim Kardashian has a body.
gerard Vandenberg | January 9, 2009 at 11:19 pm
This is…………………………………………………….REALLY DISGUSTING, folks!!
Fati | January 9, 2009 at 11:54 pm
i don’t think she has a good body either. way too skinny. and those tattoos didn’t do much good either. but please.. when you see her face your forget to look at the rest. she might as well have a big red balloon instead of a body.
fuckstocker | January 10, 2009 at 12:01 am
Angelina Jolie
Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.
timmy the dying boy | January 10, 2009 at 12:04 am
Goddamn it, haven’t we seen enough of that self-aggrandizing stick insect yet? I’d rather see more of the wacky adventures of Heidi and Spencer.
lola richie | January 10, 2009 at 12:06 am
Am I the only person who thinks she is unattractive here? I am not fat or ugly or a jealous man either. I normally defend thin women, but she either needs to lift a bit or gain 5 pounds. She has got an odd chipmunk face and a teen boy body. I normally don’t say these things, but I feel that she is a self serving person and it just feels right
Britsarebest | January 10, 2009 at 12:35 am
I really like Jolie …. but I agree this is not the greatest outfit for her – but she has a beautiful face and I don’t think anyone would look good in that dress….
nena | January 10, 2009 at 1:49 am
too short for this dress
IALICE | January 10, 2009 at 2:01 am
Angelina is so beautiful, but her hairdo here isn’t so great.. And anyone who hates her need a life and stop calling her a slut.. I bet you guys can’t do even a small portion of what she does to make the world a better place.
Danklin24 | January 10, 2009 at 2:39 am
Is it me or does she have a skinned knee in the first pic? No, thats not attractive…at all.
i'm just a girl... | January 10, 2009 at 2:48 am
she already gained weight. any more weight would make her fat, but i guess acceptable by people on here. you say shes skinny? look at her arms, thats not skinny. i miss her old face though, she now has a slightly plump face. which looks good still i guess, because shes Angelina Jolie and one of a kind. i think her and Johnny Depp would look much hotter together.
compeak | January 10, 2009 at 3:12 am
Angelina beautiful i love you
compeak | January 10, 2009 at 3:14 am
Angelina beautiful i love you
compeak | January 10, 2009 at 3:14 am
Angelina beautiful i love you
nena | January 10, 2009 at 3:30 am
short for this dress
Alex | January 10, 2009 at 3:32 am
Her face is so creepy. It’s like a shiny, lifeless mannequin.
Neil | January 10, 2009 at 3:37 am
Another blog leaching off Angie’s fame. You and the other parasitic AND lazy pop/culture sites have become a joke and are quickly becoming a dime a dozen with each passing month. I look forward to the day when you’re ‘dissing’ desperately for your share of the ‘hits’.