Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the 14th Annual Critics Choice Award last night where they were nominated for various categories and basically lost in every single one. But even more amazing, is that I could see Angelina Jolie’s legs and there wasn’t a newborn baby sliding down them. Unless he read the instructions on her cervix and did a “tuck and roll” in between shutter flashes. Smart kid.
Photos: Splash News
Beat her, beat her with a dildo!!
First!
Brad is looking good in these pics.
just look at the size of that kotex she has to carry around. It takes a RichPort anaconda special to satisfy that woman.
First again, cunts.
Jolie doesnt look so hot here
what are you talking about? She is beautiful. You are either a jealous ugly woman or a bitter man who knows you could never have a woman even half that attractive.
agree!!! i think she is soooo hot.
she needs more of a man than brad….
The last 3 sentences on the caption made me spit out my water! TOO funny!!!!
Meh
she knows how to use them
Her legs are so slender, and yet she can use them to slowly squeeze the life out of Brad Pitt while he licks her. Usually that gives a guy a shiny face, but in Brad’s case it gives him a much older guy’s face. Perhaps she’s not only got the Joker’s huge mouth smile, but also one of his surprise squirter weapons.
The what awards??? As who cares awards!!! They looked fabulous as always!
She’s only had three kids in like… a few years. That’s… pretty normal.
Are they silicone or collagen?
At least she picked a dress to hide her dumb arm tatoos. She should have worn her hair down so we didn’t have to look at one on the back of her though.
Shes on Fire Here
she does look very pretty, and brad, as always looks great. but i still strongly dislike her.
Brad should grow a ZZ Top beard.
There’s a lot of beauty and talent packet away in the white dress that Angelina is wearing, hugging her fit form as well as her movies smash box office records.
Randal
You can start seeing her age slowly…
god shes gorgeous.
She is not going to age well, you can tell. Doesn’t have the skin for it.
It’s about fuckin time you fixed the images!! That was so annoying. Hey kunt numbah 21, everyone ages, welcome to earth!!! BUT as she gets older, she gets more beautiful, like fine wine. Jeez she really needs to dump that pig nosed old douche, (the idiot with a goatee.) She can do 200% more better, that’s for sure. She’s fuckin stunning, so much that it hurtsssssssss. yowch!
Ughh!!
Most beautiful couple in the WORLD!
Shiloh (she’s their biological one, right?)
Is sooo lucky – best genes *ever*
She is so gorgeous . . . !!
<3
Ughh!!
Most beautiful couple in the WORLD!
Shiloh (she’s their biological one, right?)
Is sooo lucky – best genes *ever*
She is so gorgeous . . . !!
<3
Does anybody elses pics NOT WORK!?!?!?
Does anybody elses pics NOT WORK!?!?!?
Does anybody elses pics NOT WORK!?!?!?
The dress sucks. Period.
she doesn’t have a very sexy body
she doesn’t have a very sexy body
angeline jolie as nice long lengggggggggggg p.s. cunt sorry as p.s brit ass hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone that thinks Jolie has a nice body is sick. She has NO body and is all face. Super skinny, pale, weak looking body, gross.
Kim Kardashian has a body.
This is…………………………………………………….REALLY DISGUSTING, folks!!
i don’t think she has a good body either. way too skinny. and those tattoos didn’t do much good either. but please.. when you see her face your forget to look at the rest. she might as well have a big red balloon instead of a body.
Angelina Jolie
Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.
Goddamn it, haven’t we seen enough of that self-aggrandizing stick insect yet? I’d rather see more of the wacky adventures of Heidi and Spencer.
Am I the only person who thinks she is unattractive here? I am not fat or ugly or a jealous man either. I normally defend thin women, but she either needs to lift a bit or gain 5 pounds. She has got an odd chipmunk face and a teen boy body. I normally don’t say these things, but I feel that she is a self serving person and it just feels right
I really like Jolie …. but I agree this is not the greatest outfit for her – but she has a beautiful face and I don’t think anyone would look good in that dress….
too short for this dress
Angelina is so beautiful, but her hairdo here isn’t so great.. And anyone who hates her need a life and stop calling her a slut.. I bet you guys can’t do even a small portion of what she does to make the world a better place.
Is it me or does she have a skinned knee in the first pic? No, thats not attractive…at all.
she already gained weight. any more weight would make her fat, but i guess acceptable by people on here. you say shes skinny? look at her arms, thats not skinny. i miss her old face though, she now has a slightly plump face. which looks good still i guess, because shes Angelina Jolie and one of a kind. i think her and Johnny Depp would look much hotter together.
Angelina beautiful i love you
Angelina beautiful i love you
Angelina beautiful i love you
short for this dress
Her face is so creepy. It’s like a shiny, lifeless mannequin.
Another blog leaching off Angie’s fame. You and the other parasitic AND lazy pop/culture sites have become a joke and are quickly becoming a dime a dozen with each passing month. I look forward to the day when you’re ‘dissing’ desperately for your share of the ‘hits’.