Angelina Jolie is leggy

January 9th, 2009 // 99 Comments

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the 14th Annual Critics Choice Award last night where they were nominated for various categories and basically lost in every single one. But even more amazing, is that I could see Angelina Jolie’s legs and there wasn’t a newborn baby sliding down them. Unless he read the instructions on her cervix and did a “tuck and roll” in between shutter flashes. Smart kid.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Grandpa

    Beat her, beat her with a dildo!!

  2. Stabby the Guard

    First!

  3. jyn

    Brad is looking good in these pics.

  4. p0nk

    just look at the size of that kotex she has to carry around. It takes a RichPort anaconda special to satisfy that woman.

  5. childish, yes.

    First again, cunts.

  6. Stabby the Guard

    Jolie doesnt look so hot here

  7. marjayna

    what are you talking about? She is beautiful. You are either a jealous ugly woman or a bitter man who knows you could never have a woman even half that attractive.

  8. jaime

    agree!!! i think she is soooo hot.
    she needs more of a man than brad….

  9. Rowan

    The last 3 sentences on the caption made me spit out my water! TOO funny!!!!

  10. Mike Hawk

    Meh

  11. she knows how to use them

  12. miggs

    Her legs are so slender, and yet she can use them to slowly squeeze the life out of Brad Pitt while he licks her. Usually that gives a guy a shiny face, but in Brad’s case it gives him a much older guy’s face. Perhaps she’s not only got the Joker’s huge mouth smile, but also one of his surprise squirter weapons.

  13. The what awards??? As who cares awards!!! They looked fabulous as always!

  14. Willy

    She’s only had three kids in like… a few years. That’s… pretty normal.

  15. Max Planck

    Are they silicone or collagen?

  16. vanillabean

    At least she picked a dress to hide her dumb arm tatoos. She should have worn her hair down so we didn’t have to look at one on the back of her though.

  17. Shes on Fire Here

  18. perry

    she does look very pretty, and brad, as always looks great. but i still strongly dislike her.

  19. Brad should grow a ZZ Top beard.

  20. Randal

    There’s a lot of beauty and talent packet away in the white dress that Angelina is wearing, hugging her fit form as well as her movies smash box office records.

    Randal

  21. Kamakazi Kunt

    You can start seeing her age slowly…

  22. jaimie

    god shes gorgeous.

  23. She is not going to age well, you can tell. Doesn’t have the skin for it.

  24. Lady Godiva

    It’s about fuckin time you fixed the images!! That was so annoying. Hey kunt numbah 21, everyone ages, welcome to earth!!! BUT as she gets older, she gets more beautiful, like fine wine. Jeez she really needs to dump that pig nosed old douche, (the idiot with a goatee.) She can do 200% more better, that’s for sure. She’s fuckin stunning, so much that it hurtsssssssss. yowch!

  25. Guest

    Ughh!!
    Most beautiful couple in the WORLD!
    Shiloh (she’s their biological one, right?)
    Is sooo lucky – best genes *ever*
    She is so gorgeous . . . !!

    <3

  26. Guest

    Ughh!!
    Most beautiful couple in the WORLD!
    Shiloh (she’s their biological one, right?)
    Is sooo lucky – best genes *ever*
    She is so gorgeous . . . !!

    <3

  27. justshoes

    Does anybody elses pics NOT WORK!?!?!?

  28. justshoes

    Does anybody elses pics NOT WORK!?!?!?

  29. justshoes

    Does anybody elses pics NOT WORK!?!?!?

  30. taylor

    The dress sucks. Period.

  31. emmaleigh

    she doesn’t have a very sexy body

  32. emmaleigh

    she doesn’t have a very sexy body

  33. angeline jolie as nice long lengggggggggggg p.s. cunt sorry as p.s brit ass hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. venomhed

    Anyone that thinks Jolie has a nice body is sick. She has NO body and is all face. Super skinny, pale, weak looking body, gross.

    Kim Kardashian has a body.

  35. This is…………………………………………………….REALLY DISGUSTING, folks!!

  36. Fati

    i don’t think she has a good body either. way too skinny. and those tattoos didn’t do much good either. but please.. when you see her face your forget to look at the rest. she might as well have a big red balloon instead of a body.

  37. Angelina Jolie

    Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.

  38. timmy the dying boy

    Goddamn it, haven’t we seen enough of that self-aggrandizing stick insect yet? I’d rather see more of the wacky adventures of Heidi and Spencer.

  39. lola richie

    Am I the only person who thinks she is unattractive here? I am not fat or ugly or a jealous man either. I normally defend thin women, but she either needs to lift a bit or gain 5 pounds. She has got an odd chipmunk face and a teen boy body. I normally don’t say these things, but I feel that she is a self serving person and it just feels right

  40. Britsarebest

    I really like Jolie …. but I agree this is not the greatest outfit for her – but she has a beautiful face and I don’t think anyone would look good in that dress….

  41. nena

    too short for this dress

  42. IALICE

    Angelina is so beautiful, but her hairdo here isn’t so great.. And anyone who hates her need a life and stop calling her a slut.. I bet you guys can’t do even a small portion of what she does to make the world a better place.

  43. Danklin24

    Is it me or does she have a skinned knee in the first pic? No, thats not attractive…at all.

  44. i'm just a girl...

    she already gained weight. any more weight would make her fat, but i guess acceptable by people on here. you say shes skinny? look at her arms, thats not skinny. i miss her old face though, she now has a slightly plump face. which looks good still i guess, because shes Angelina Jolie and one of a kind. i think her and Johnny Depp would look much hotter together.

  45. Angelina beautiful i love you

  46. Angelina beautiful i love you

  47. Angelina beautiful i love you

  48. nena

    short for this dress

  49. Alex

    Her face is so creepy. It’s like a shiny, lifeless mannequin.

  50. Neil

    Another blog leaching off Angie’s fame. You and the other parasitic AND lazy pop/culture sites have become a joke and are quickly becoming a dime a dozen with each passing month. I look forward to the day when you’re ‘dissing’ desperately for your share of the ‘hits’.

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