Angelina Jolie is huge

100 – you laugh, but it’s true

When your family’s lived in a desert barely-able-to-survive-by-eating-rocks-and-shit environment for hundreds (maybe thousands) of years, your body is programmed to store every possible calorie as yellow fat cells.

‘You start feeding a child that’s genetically programmed this way a regular diet, and you’ll need a crane to get their asses out of the house in less than a year.

The genes that make them survivors in Saharan Africa make them Nell Carter once you bring them to America on a private jet full of fried shit.

Damn. Talking about fried shit made me hungry.

Tom Cruise loves the cock. Huge, meaty, veiny, cock with gigantic throbbing balls. He likes when it packs his scientologist fudge.

Holly, add to the fact that in most poor societies having extra pounds means you are rich, since only the rich can afford to eat enough to get fat. Kinda hard to get fat off 3 peices of rice and half a banana peel a day.

And Tom Cruise Loves My Cock, because well, it’s a cock. And he loves cock.

look at her thighs.. she’s still really skinny

White people sound EVEN MORE WHITE when they try to imitate black slang. And they always pick up our words & phrases when they’re OLD! Jokers!!
Oshkosh, try saying Nigga to any young black man that you don’t know on street and tell us how that worked out for ya!
But you’re a pussyhole, so you won’t do THAT!
You’ll just sit at your keyboard (like you probably do EVERY DAY) typing unfunny shit. Yawn.
As for Angelina, thankfully beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Pale is not MY preference so I don’t get why her & Brad are supposed to be beautiful! And any child of theirs is bound to inherit a weird shaped jaw like they’re both cursed with.
They won’t even last together as long as he lasted with Jennifer.
But hey, I’m not hatin’. If Brad & Ang can fool so many people into thinking they’re goodlooking, good luck to them!

what the hell is happening to the posts on the superfish? i think its been taken over by 8th graders who think angelia is HOT!!!1!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!
oh and #105. shut up. people on here used to have a sense of humour about things, but assholes like you are totally killing it. you suck.

seriously. bring back oshkosh and papa in 2006

first!

I would like to sincerely apologize to all the assholes that I offended. I guess you guys missed that thread about a week ago where several posters pontified the molesting of nigger babies. Don’t get mad at me, I’m just saying that’s what other people were saying. I guess you could say I’m being a “Realist” in 2006.
P.S. I did go up to a random black guy I didn’t know and called him “nigga” last night to test you theory, Realist2006, and he asked me for my phone number. Weird.
Hey, just goes to show that a lot of people like to huff and puff about soapbox shit while other people like to relax and have a good time. Nigga.

#34 I totally agree!

I hope her kid is born with three heads.

Oh, and she still has the Billy Bob tatoo? Brad sure doesn’t wear the pants in that relationship.

#105 “realist2006″ might be your screen name, but I don’t think actual reality is your nearest zip code.

And people who criticize others for being not funny better be the most mutherfuckin hilarious people in their own posts. There oughtta be a law.

tcltc

She’s still not as fat as Edna.

#106 – Shut up, TWAT! White people get so huffed up at the least little criticism. Funny that. I’m sure you’d all find it hilariously funny if I referred to Wops, Spics, Kikes, Micks, crackers etc in posts, wouldn’t you? Arsehole!
#108 Nah, I’m not here all the live long day like some of you, so I can only comment on YOUR dumb and unfunny posts (the few I’ve read anyway). I’d love it if pussies like you had the guts to say that shit in the REAL WORLD, you wouldn’t make it to your 18th birthday if you did. But you don’t, you know it & I know it.
#110 – PLEASE! If someone aint funny – they aint funny. I know it hurts you, just deal with it. Your argument is just as backward as saying “Roseanne Barr’s not fat if some other fatty says so!” Dummy! I’m not here tryin to be funny, but that doesn’t stop me from noticing that some people THINK they’re funny when they’re not. They’ve got what I call ‘Robin Williams Syndrome’.
I came on here a few times to read piss-taking posts about celebs, THAT’S FUNNY, since they put themselves in the firing line.
I’m sorry for you that some of you have such severe social problems that your only outlet is ATTEMPTING to cuss other posters. You’re not any good at THAT either! You have my pity.
I doubt any of that penetrated, but I don’t give a fuck. I’ve said my piece, you 3 kids can argue amongst yourselves now.

I like totally agree #87+#81+#41 or maybe it was #43 __ anyway like right on she’s totally gorgeous. She lives like a regular person yup taking care of those kiddies, cause People magazine told me so! I hope she gets that Ukranian baby she was going to get a while back, too? What other countries does she like?
Props to you Brad and Angie you’re GORGEOUS and you’re the perfact family woo-hoo!

Angie maybe you will like me, now.. .could we go to lunch sometime, I know a good sushi place or maybe just for coffee and chat?

#112 Realist2006 is Michelle Rodriguez.

For all of you that want to PATENT phrases (32, 74), mayke you should seek the advise of oshkosh’s legal secretary brother–he’ll probably tell you to TRADEMARK them.

damn. “maybe”

first post too.

i totally agree with OSH so many black people make such a big deal about someone other than them saying the N word yet they go around calling white people “Crackers” and latinos “Mexican” or “Ese” those people are fuckin hipocrites and need to get that pole out of their ass.

now as for angelina ..all i have to say its nice to see that some celebs actually wear maternity clothes rather than stretching shirts over their enormous stomachs. but what is up with that outfit?

Realist2006 needs anger management. That nigga’s almost as pissed off about people on this site as Edna.

Wow! Realist2006 is pissed! The only good nigga is the nigga on top of me with his 12 inch cock. Of course, they never go down on a bitch.

oh, and “advice”.

I suck at this.

you KNOW that baby is going to be beautiful!!

Realist2006: Once I have taken over the world I’m gonna make you my right hand
(wo)man, and remember kids tcltc

HAH HAH HAH! Jennifer said Brad would leave Angelina for getting fat!!! Angelina does not have an ounce of fat on her, she is by far the most beautiful pregnant woman I have ever seen in my life! And her humanitarian efforts make her even more beautiful because, for some reason, with her you get to thinking that it’s not just an act or for the publicity! Jennifer, the itch-bay who can’t make a movie that will turn a profit, is getting her karma shoveled back times ten!

@121:

I loathe you. Your comments make me want to stab you in the jaw. Why don’t you go back to the mall and sneak into Spencer’s and giggle at all the naughty things for sale.

DEAR # 78 AKA obahDIE~

YOUR COMEBACKS ARE ABOUT AS COOL AS JEAN SHORTS.

Best Regards~

TataMO

117 – I do not allow idiots to agree with me.

#125 – I do so love a good “jorts” reference

my dear osh (whom i love worship and adore..ahem..)
the voices in my head say that yes, you beat them on that one.
now they are telling me that to avoid any future conflicts, could you please have your voices call my voices??
i’m sure we could set up something lovely…
how many of your voices are vegan? that always throws off the catering.

oh, yeah, angelina. i’ve never liked her, never found her pretty. hubby says it’s the boobs (shit, if i could haul mine up off the floor, they’d be better than hers), but this seems to be a nice pic. she looks human at least! and it looks like she had those 3 growths surgically removed!

yeah, toast me. (with a little maple syrup on the side, please?)

OMG, she ate maddox and zahara!!

Tatomoan…:::looks down::: What’s wrong with jean shorts?

I wonder if Jolie has lesbo-pooper sex with her nanny?

and realist2006,
get a clue. i’m whiter-n-white, and i find it hysterical to be called a cracker. in fact it makes me hungry.

damn! now i need lunch AND a cold shower.
get a clue.

now here’s a queston. going by my name, i must have something to do with rabbits. sometimes the little buggers get what we around her refer to as “the jungles”.
what if i call my big, beautiful black rabbit a “jungle bunny”

hey, oshie, did i did just take that one too far? true or not, i apologise if i did.

I’m number 132! I’m awesome!

I am SO sick of everyone calling her and (Arm) Pitt ‘The Most Beautiful Family”….

I hope that homewreckin’ bitch gives birth to a f#ckin’ baboon.

#132..You ARE awesome…but i’m awesomER!

Jacq;

Obviously you missed the memo. The only reason someone would post an n-word comment is to get idiots talking. Everyone else, with their large brains got that and ignored that pointless, insipid comment. Get with the program fuck-tard.

To 119……I’ll go down on ya, bebbe!
All Night LONG!!!!

SpaceWrangler DOH, my bad! Now I feel as dumb as Jacq….nah, I’d have to chop my head off and put it in a blender to be that dumb.

HUNDRED-AND-THIRTY-SIXTH!!!

BWA-HA-HA!!

Wasteland… black people… barbed-wire fence… ghetto in the background….

That’s not Africa! It’s Compton!

You stupidd fat bitches. I weigh 97 lbs. You’re all fatter than me, and you know it.

She is skinny you cretins! Of course her belly is going to look huge, unlike you fat-asses , she actually gets off her ass to do some yoga, something some of you fat americans should try!
Not that every american is fat, but almost all of them are!..I think Jolie looks pretty …

MeganHarris was compelled to jump online at 4:17 AM and inform us she weighs 97 lbs, selectively omitting the fact that she is 4’2″ with a 2 lb goiter.

She is so beautiful.

126. i’d disagree with you now but thing is you’re probly right. im an idiot. a big fat idiot… tell me something i dont know and shoot me already

Well I think Angel is beautiful and all your women are just jealous !!!
So Angelina call me , mail me , do me .

I agree, she is beautiful, talented, and most of all sexy.