Angelina Jolie is cautious

March 16th, 2006 // 217 Comments
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If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that pregnant women make the best pilots. Mostly because you can always beat them to the parachutes. I think we can also agree that if Angelina’s arms get any thinner she can use them to spear fish.


  1. pickletickle

    #9 I think that is part of the airplane’s door, not an arm.

  2. pickletickle

    bella1218, aren’t you the bitch who was running her mouth off the other day. Nobody cares about you, your opinions, or your stupid Navy Seal family…if you want to debate politics go to another website. C*NT.

  3. manunited

    Is it also an optical illusion that is causing her nightshirt to blow up in the form of Donald’s hat from Fat Albert? All it needs is 2 eyeholes & a big set of lips and I swear it’s him. I can hear him now “Geeba Fabba Albbabert…”

  4. fembot77

    yurgh…. that close up pic of her arm someone posted is gross! that girl is not seeing a trainer, she has NO muscle tone whatsoever! well, she defintely has nice bone structure in her face and can easily be touched up in photos to look beautiful, but generally in untouched photos she looks TORE UP! she probably normally lives off fast food, cigarettes and coffee!

  5. Posted by bella1218 on March 17, 2006 11:39 AM
    “i have been laughing the whole time i have been on here, trust me. this whole debate has been hilarious…”

    You have been laughing for nearly 24 hours??

    I keed! I keed!

    More power to you girl, and those who trash you…yippee for freedom of expression!

    We can diss Angelina, we can diss Brad, we can diss each other and at the end of the day we know it was all in good fun!

    By the way, do you feel a strange kinship with Angelina because you are pregnant at the same time? I was really interested in Gwyneth Paltrow’s pregnancy with Apple because I was pregnant at that time…just wondering if I’m the only one who had that sort of thing (the celebrity pregnancy identification thing).

  6. EHsed

    #9 – And her arm has clearly been photoshopped. Look at the one that’s reaching into the plane and isn’t in the foreground.

    #201 – I think that is part of the airplane’s door, not an arm.

    Shit, it has to be photoshopped. At first I thought the same thing as #9 but then realized that I think it is acutally part of the plane. But then, where the fuck is her other arm?

    Seriously, the whole arm thing is disturbing me more than bell1218′s maniacal rantings.

  7. EHsed

    #205 – just wondering if I’m the only one who had that sort of thing (the celebrity pregnancy identification thing).

    I believe the medical term for that would be PLS or Pathetic Loser Syndrome – it manifests itself in some through the symptom of celebrity pregnancy identification, but others experience the symptoms of feeling like their fat asses are glued to their computer chairs and not being able to blink for an inexplicable fear that they will miss reading a response to one of their lame ass comments on a celebrity-bashing message board. If you start to experience the latter symptoms too, get in touch with bella1218 since she’s obviously going through this, and maybe you all can commiserate together. Seeking professional help wouldn’t be a bad idea either.

  8. kitty_kat

    Oh for goodness sakes people! Stop being so mean to each other. Everyone has the right to their own opinions.
    And its really annoying how you can’t say anything bad about AJ without people resorting to snide personal attacks against you. Its like ever since she adopted children from foreign countries she’s some Mother Teresa. People can never see past that.
    If you ask me, I think she’s a good actress and very pretty. But she is no Mother Teresa. I think its pretty obvious that she does all that she does for publicity. In that way she is a typical, media-hungry celebrity.
    But hey, that’s just my take on the whole thing. That’s called freedom of expression, right?
    Cheers!

  9. Jessie

    #208 – I agree. We are (mostly) here to poke fun at celebs. I am certainly not here to read Bella’s boring multiple posts. Bella, you’re notta celeb and we’re not here to talk abt you.

    To revert to the topic: I too am tall and I can confirm that I have long skinny legs and skinny arms. I’ll take them any day over short fat legs and fat arms.

    And anyone who tries to dismiss Angelina as ugly must be completely blind. I’m saying this as a straight female w/no secret lesbian crush on her. I just have to acknowledge the obvious: there are better-looking people on the planet than I. AJ has to be one of the best looking women on the planet, damn her.

    P.S. Despite my apparently repulsive skinniness, I still get hit on. It seems some guys can see beyond the skinny legs and appreciate the length. Especially if you are wearing a J. Crew mini-skirt.

  10. TowelHead

    I like the word ‘minge’

  11. lysistrata11

    #209–Are you sure you aren’t a lesbian? Because you appear to be hitting on yourself.

  12. JESSE

    Geez! She really looks crackish! What the bloody hell is going on? She’s probably scared as hell to turn out looking like Britney Spears (now that’s scary)!!

  13. LaydeeBug

    #32, do you usually talk out of your ass or is it today. AJ in all of 5’8″ which is barely tall. I’m 5’9″ and when I WAS thin, I never looked like that, I looked normal, tight, slightly muscular, never skeletal. What the hell is that tripe about tall people not gaining weight. Maybe people who are 6’6″. God!

  14. LaydeeBug

    Maira, that was so sweet, the honorable mention. I’ve missed these little rants. And can you all imagine what AJ looks like in real life. I mean that’s a picture. She must look like a refugee. She has a tiny bump on her belly and the father is a big strapping lad like Brad Pitt and her own father is like 6’3″ so her baby should be way bigger. Sorry folks, she is definitely underweight. (Oh and what the hell is with the J Crew miniskirt comment? How is that relevant?)

  15. jennah

    bella1218 and chelbell321, she dosent even LIVE in america. she lives in london, cambodia, and france. racism rules. //end sarcasm.

  16. tsarinaamanda

    I know this is way old, but I was reading through the archives due to lack of new stories, and I came across this little fight. FYI @ 147, Osama is from SAUDI ARABIA, NOT AFGHANISTAN, so please check your facts when you spout off about other’s ignorance. Bella, good for you, I am also sick to death of ppl bitching about how “terrible” Americans are, while living here and reaping the benefits of this horrible, racist, etc, country. IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LEAVE. Try to live in another country and see how well you like it, I guarantee you’ll be on the 1st plane back (I know I was when I moved to London-what a horrible place!), and for all you bitching about people not being able to get scholarships in this country because they have poor parents, etc, well that’s what Bella is trying to change, if you are so concerned about those people not having any opportunities, then stop running your mouth about how great it is to help everyone but your own people! There are deserving people in need everywhere, but for the US to be strong enough to help them, we need to help ourselves first. Ever heard the saying, “charity begins at home”? Yeah, i know it’s so cool to bash Americans as fat, lazy, racist, loudmouths that are so selfish and xenophobic, but if you are so concerned about “human rights” you need to realize that Americans are humans too, and there are plenty of needy children all over this country that do not deserve to get overlooked in stupid anti-American propaganda. Go to WVA to see real poverty, oh wait, I’m sure none of you would DREAM of helping children of ignorant hillbillies or even so much as fly over WVA on your way to “more important places that matter” like NYC or LA. You knee-jerk liberals are the true ignorant ones, keep ignoring the problems here in the US long enough, but don’t be suprised when those poor children grow up and rob you and kill you simply because you didn’t give a damn about their pain and suffering, so why should they care about yours?

  17. It’s called food, what you do is put it in your mouth and let it slide down your throat hole.

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