Angelina Jolie thinks she’s better than Madonna

January 8th, 2007 // 76 Comments

Angelina Jolie has finally spoken out about Madonna’s adoption of her Malawian son, David. Angelina tells Elle U.K.:

“That’s a tough one,” she muses to the magazine. “I mean, I’m sure their hearts are in the right place. But the reality is, Malawi is a country…Well, it’s not on our list, because there’s a very limited number of countries you can adopt from.”

And then in an interview with the French magazine Gala she says a little more frankly:

“Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where he was born,” she says. “It’s a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption. Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law. I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal.” When asked if the saga would put her off adopting more children of her own with boyfriend Brad Pitt, she told Gala, “I have been horrified by the attacks she’s been subjected to. All that should count is the happiness of her little David.” But, she added: “Brad and I want to continue to adopt, but keeping a big family uses up a lot of money.

So basically Angelina Jolie would never adopt a child from Malawi because apparently it’s illegal. Way to go, Madonna, you’ve done it again. Although what’s up with Angelina complaining about a family costing too much money? Is she afraid if she adopts another kid she won’t be able to afford that diamond spaceship she’s had her eye on?


  1. Michael1

    Damn, I just checked the site that Mr. Su[erfish put a link to in his commentary and read this sh*t burbling from Angelina’s pie hole:
    “In the February issue of Elle U.K., the mag

  2. Aqua

    She was just another hypocrite. She stole Brad from Jennifer. Deliberately she gave birth to a child to keep him around and had adopted a village of children to get herself attention from public. She was mentally sick. Did anyone see how she kissed her brother at the award show? Promisciously sick! And now there is a stupid painting of her depicted virgin Marry on top of Wallmart. Who stupidly did that? Who the hell this Angelina? How many people around the world has done more meaningful and humanitarian thing to humankind and no one has mentioned their name even once? She makes me sick in the stomach. See it shows in the pic, that she is missing the sharp teeth to be devil looking like that. This is evil inside but disguised in human form.

  3. sol

    Aqua lives next door to me. I’ve installed double deadbolt locks.

  4. Carsten5577

    Hideous fish-lips. I don’t know what some people see in her. Adopting all these kids is just like buying new bling for the bisexual degenerate pervert.

  5. duster200

    Bizarre justification, considering that the agency she adopted Maddox from, was an illegal racket run by criminals. Because of this, the U.S. and Britain now won’t allow any international adoptions from Cambodia.

  6. Angelina IS BETTER than Madonna…

    ’nuff said.

  7. BarbadoSlim

    You go Angelina, tell that faghag a thing or two.

    Madge is a piece of shit and so is her faux cockney gangster hubbie.

    Like his movies though

  8. jrzmommy

    To which Madonna replied, “What laws? Angelina who?”

  9. BritishBitch

    LOL #12  – Jolie does look a bit like Gollum! Why did I never see it until you pointed it out?!

  10. cole007

    @55 – HILARIOUS is an understatement: “Coming to a third country near you.” Priceless.

    If she really said she didn’t “feel” as much for her own child… that just blows my mind completely off my skull. Fucking idiot – that baby is beautiful. If I had my own, I’d probably throw those third world kids back in the stream. Catch and Release. (Just kidding…)

  11. timetwister20

    the expression on her face says it all

  12. misanthrope

    I used to hate her. Now I really really hate her. Her adopted kids came with personalities at 6 months and her newborn is a blob? Uh, Angie, your adopted kids were newborns once. They didn’t appear by magic at 6 months. I’m sure Shiloh will love your moronic sentiment in a few years. The others are more vulnerable? What? They are no longer infants, they’ve lived in luxury AND they have the apparent luxury of your affection. There is nothing in the world more vulnerable than an infant. Yeah, please don’t forget to throw some attention and love toward your baby. Angelina is a fucking asshole.

  13. misanthrope

    Uh, Angelina? That sort of treatment is what your adopted children escaped. Asshole.

  14. Forbidden

    Fuck, she’s so fucking BEAUTIFUL.
    Even in that horrible candid pic above with 0 makeup on in which she looks like she was trying to kill someone with a look and like she hadn’t sleep she looks incredibly beautiful.

    I don’t care about all that adopting stuff and Africa stuff people critizise her for, they should leave the girl and her bussines alone.

    Man, this woman is a stunner. She’s by far the hottest and most beautiful mainstream Hollywood actress.
    Everytime I watch one of her movies she gives me an instant boner and I wanna fuck her like crazy.
    Angelina Yummilie.

  15. Forbidden

    And those perfect yummy cocksucking full lips in that stunning face, GOD!!!
    She’s gonna make my dick explode.

  16. Forbidden

    And now this to make up for the bad picture Superfish posted, enjoy:

  17. sol

    dude, after you put the quarters in you’re supposed to close the door…

  18. HughJorganthethird

    yeah she’s hot but like all hot chicks I just wish she would shut the fuck up.

  19. kathleen170

    Angelina Jolie IS better than Madonna. Hands down.

  20. flababy

    God i hate her. She was a stupid whore for the first, oh, three decades of her life and now she thinks she is (a) a genius and (b) a world peacemaker. She thinks she is better than everyone and I hate it.

  21. Aqua

    Dear Sol,
    Bolt your door and hide under your bed, dear. Angelina will come and rescue you from me. Or you can sneak out from your house back door and run to Wallmart, where Angelina will pick you up and take you to heaven.


  22. Tactless

    The more I hear/see Angelina, the more I get disappointed.

    Despite a painting of her, portraying her as an angelic person, I really think she has selfish motives behind her actions.

    She’s losing it.

  23. she is however probably smarter than you and you and you and you. go her. let her rule the world. she’s saving children.

  24. yeah, let the competition begin – they’re gonna keep adopting and upping the ante until they’re running their own baby farms!

  25. They look worse than that now. All the pictures you see is each person without their makeup. Can you imagine what they’ll really look like in 10 years?

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