Angelina Jolie is adopting an Ethiopian girl

ajolie_adopt.jpgPeople magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie is adopting a newborn Ethiopian girl orphaned by AIDS, and is naming her Zahara Marley Jolie.

“My son is in love with Africa, so he has been asking for an African brother or sister.”

I don’t know how any of this affects the pregnancy rumors floating around, but I also don’t know how I wound up in a dumpster last night, so I’m probably not the best person to “know” things. I am, however, the best person to be given awesome sexual favors.