Angelina Jolie is a Cambodian citizen
According to a senior official, Angelina Jolie has been given Cambodian citizenship in recognition of her environmental work in the country, and has agreed to spend $5 million over the next 15 years to set up a wildlife sanctuary there.
That’s pretty good, Angelina, but you’ll have to do better than that if you want to top me. I didn’t want to announce this until September, but I recently found $0.58 in between my couch cushions and I plan on donating it to Ethiopia. And before critics start speculating that I’m only doing this to attain that valuable Ethiopian citizenship, I want to assure everybody that my donation comes straight from the heart. The heart of Ethiopia that is! Wait, that didn’t make any sense. And neither did anything else I’ve been saying for the past three minutes. Geezus, why am I still talking?
Thanks to Arnst for the tip.