Angelina Jolie starved her way into a little black dress for the Kung Fu Panda DVD release party in Los Angeles yesterday. And, wow, seeing Angelina slink around in that little number truly is the stuff of fantasies:
She saunters seductively into the room holding a martini. The black dress clinging to her skeletal frame that somehow possesses chest cannons that would make the Russians piss in their babushkas. I had to have her.
We embrace. We kiss. She gives birth. I trip on the umbilical cord.
Passion. Intrigue. JOLIE.
Photos: Splash News, WENN
She really is loosing her looks. It’s quite sad. She was such a beauty. I wished she’d gain some weight. I’m sure it would bring back a lot of beauty if she weren’t so skeletal looking.
She’s still gorgeous…I’m sure the humanitarian work, her gaggle of young children and her rigorous work schedule are all adding to her thin frame.
-sigh-
skeletora walks!!!!
shit, this bitch was/is/always will be totally fuckin hideous.
if anyone ever thought she was hot, they probably always got a boner for nicole richie too. seriously, they are exactly the same. all skin and bones.
maybe get those 2 broads together and the olsen twins to have a bulimia party. who can purge the most the fastest?
Fish you should really get into writing romance novels.
uh #47 nella, incorrect. her dress has nothing to do with making her look skinny. it’s her skin and bones that make her look skinny. and her bony ass bird legs look like shit- just like the rest of her!!!!!!!
Her legs were actually skinnier before. Remember those black knee-high boots that used to sag on her legs? I know she’s flexing those legs in the pics, but she didn’t have as much muscle tone before. She does have her some enviable gams. She sorta does look like Madonna in that close-up.
i really don’t like her. she is fake on so many levels. i don’t see how she could possibly be a good mother being as self absorbed as she is. i feel bad for her kids.
I think its pic 11… shiny botox forhead.
He’s stunning and has amazzzzzzzing legs. Damn her.
****She’s. lool!!!!
She really has a GIANTIC MOUTH. She used to be sort of cute, but now her mouth has been growing and growing and growing, and it is actually taking over her whole face. Soon she’ll just have a mouth and no face, won’t that be funny!
Her face is looking really ragged honestly she is only in her 30′s, but she is not looking all that young. Selma Blair is 37 and you’d never know it she looks 25. I think I shall call her Veingilan Jowlie from now on fuck look at those Jowls. She has NO waist definition so her tent dress is hiding that, her legs look ok, but they are aging too and her forhead gahh she’s looking a little too adams family for me. Here she is wearing her stupid signature color that makes her look ill and washed out (hey Jowie there are other colors you can chose from retard). She seriously has NO style she even said Brad was the one with great taste in her batshit little family, I ONCE saw her wear a yellow dress and what shade did she pick? Highlighter yellow, yeah that works great with your washed out pale skin dumbass.On people they have a pic from her at this event and her giant vein in her forehead is huge and bulging. She is so fucking past her prime and overated, just get over this skank already there are so many hotter chicks to focus on.
Jolie has the body of Pumpkinhead with those creepy long bony arms and chicken legs. Even Madonna has more meat on her…and that is SAYING SOMETHING. Jolie is sooo over the hill and I don’t think she looks good at all. People who do are the kind of people who think anorexic supermodels are hot.
She is hideous and I dream of the day she goes away for good.
Angina Jowlie never did a thing for me, but now she is just creepy looking, she looks like a goths fantasy woman. Fucking pathetic and don’t you fat cow bitches tell me how I like my women, this fucking crazy, pasty, haggered, old bitch doesn’t do shit for me, some people have standards. I like a young beauty like Lucy Hale(now that is a beautiful face) this woman is trying so hard to be the definition of a brunette beauty and so many girls destroy her in that arena. Ever heard of Susan Ward? This bitch is a freak, maybe you edward scissorhands loosers like her, but she looks like an undead zombie whore to me. I can guarentee she would look like a pile of cookie battered in a bikini, don’t you idiots wonder why you haven’t see her in one in years, because she ass nasty and now that her face is going south like that of her brainless henpecked chump of a man slave she’s just worthless and she looks bloated and 45 in pick 8 she looks. What a creepy skank.
*cookie batter
*because she is ass nasty
*bloated and 45 in pick 8
#65… don’t ya just wish you never opened your dumbass mouth?
She has very beautiful features, but when you put them together she looks kind of like an odd chipmunk. If she just gained 1 or 2 pounds of fat it would help fill in a lot of lines and make her seem more feminine.
Don’t know who is creepier. The skank in the black dress with those awful shoes or the crackhead panda.
Seriously, she’s going to be wearing a straight jacket soon.
Still so much hotter than Aniston.
Who acts seductive at a DVD movie release party? I mean who the heck stands next to a Panda and acts like this? I know she has photo’s of a horse sucking on her tits. But this is so funny. No woman loses weight like that after twins and claims they are breast feeding. Those boobs are not Breast feeding boobs. I am starting to wonder if she didn’t use a surrogate, Her bump changed size so many times.
I think these photo;s point to that being the case. Holly her assistant was the surrogate. She was thin and athletic and after her baby was born. Cough cough. She is still looking like a woman who gave birth. Angie is deranged. And mean to perpetuate this fraud on the public and makes people think this is normal.
Now those legs are so not attractive. And her previous plastic surgery on her face makes her profile freakish. Could she be in love with herself anymore? me thinks not.
I was perplexed, I couldn’t understand why popular people and places brought out so much hatred in some people. I figured it out, whether you’re a fast food restaurant, a movie star, a pro sports team or player or you marry a prince, some people just have to tear down whatever/whomever is at the top.
Angelina Jolie is at the top. Some people cant handle that.
I just wanna hump hump hump bb hump that woman hump hump hump
She’d look MUCH better with a few more pounds on her.
Does that skanky, crusty biotch still fuck her brother?
shes beautiful
I bet that ugly diseased slut has scabs in her gigantic cunt.
Blah. Chicks are more attracted to her than guys are. She nasty.
The only time i thought she looked hot was in the movie Hackers and Tom Raiders, after that i was like…. Brad Pitt dropped Jennifer Anniston for that? He lost his god damn mind.
Still today i would rather bang Jenny Anniston, that’s a hot bitch right there.
I’m still pissed that her old suicide attempts failed.
monty #63- you are so right. she IS pumpkinhead. wretched bitch she is. you should see her amy winehouse arms. in a t-shirt, you can see the veins run up her whole arm.– just awful.
I hate it when guys (or girls) comment on how someone is losing their looks with age, I always feel a little insulted by it (wierd), like, a women’s value depreciates as she gets older because she loses her youthful beauty (i’m reading too much into it, aren’t i?), anyways, i just wanted to say, anyone else think her breasts look really big? she’s so skinny and yet her breasts are huge!
If I had a choice between her and Aniston, I would choose Aniston every time. Here are the reasons:
1) Aniston hasn’t had her cunt excessively widened by giving birth.
2) Aniston isn’t a mental head case
3) Aniston isn’t a homewrecker
4) Aniston has nicer hair, and a nicer body shape
5) Aniston is just about desperate enough to let me mate with her
Joile has gone down to #17 on my people-i-plan-to-rape list.
bony bitch
She doesn’t look as hot as she did before getting knocked up by a married man, but even though she’s a bit on the thin side — not nearly as bad as she did in between pregnancies, but she still looks decent (barely).
I agree about her shoes not looking great with that dress. Those shoes are the kinds that beauty queens wear with bathing suits, or business women wear. For that short a dress, Angelina might as well go the full-whore look with some F-me black shoes, or maybe some little stiletto boots.
@83 Moron, Angelina hasn’t given birth to any children vaginally either.
She’s a junkie. She’s evil. She’s insane. Her :”human rights” work which consists of posing for photos next to dying children, is ghoulish, not charitable, and entirely self-serving. Her movies promote violence and gun fetishism. Her family is freakish. Brad Pitt doesn’t even have two brain cells to rub together. She only wants him because the name “Brad Pitt” makes other women jealous. That’s all that she really has — trying to convince others of what she can’t convince herself, that she is happy. End of argument.
Is it just me or is Jolie always smirking? She’s also getting too bony. But she’s still probably more interesting than Aniston.
Jennifer Aniston sucks.
I swear those are all women who post ‘I’d much rather do Aniston’.
Aniston is as ugly as they come, right next to Sarah Jessia Parker. What guy wouldn’t want a night with Jolie? Come on get real, you aren’t fooling anyone!
PS: Jolie looks like a fuckable goddess in these pics, she has sex oozing from her no matter where she is, even next to a giant panda. Yowwwwww!
Her chin is huge. Her cheeks are huge. Her lips are huge.
Ageism sucks. Now call a rocket scientist so we can get the fuck off this planet.
i dont know what all of you are talking about, i think she looks good, yeah she can maybe put on a few pounds but maybe your all just jealous
They should be holding up crosses and garlic strings, not cameras.
@ 82 – Watch “Hackers” or “Cyborg 2″(don’t expect much, many filmography lists won’t even admit the existence of “Cyborg 2″), her breasts seemed a bit smaller.
I think she has some charisma. She’s okay for most of the one dimensional roles she tends to play. They have to do digital overhauls on her body in movies.
Shall we discuss this sometime at starbucks or “newsroom cafe”, SOON?
She is hot as hell, apart from being under weight and covered in those awful tatoos…..her legs are amazing.
She needs to gain about 20 pounds to still look somewhat sexy.
I guess Brad likes the anorexics.
dam she is looking rough! brad pitt def down graded. someone feed angelina!
do you even know what the word “babushka” means, you fat stinking fart? :-)
#67. Yeah spelling mistakes are the end of the world, um not so much dork, maybe to giant nerds like yourself, but the rest of us don’t give a fuck, sometimes we correct them sometimes we leave them. So I corrected my fucking mistakes, who the fuck cares, I correct my mistakes whenever I damn well feel like it, this site doesn’t allow you to edit your posts, which sucks, but if you think my mistakes embarasses me you’re seriously retarded. I CHOSE to correct them. Nice try though, please go back to humping pictures of Angelina pathetic drone. Every person who writes more than two sentences here makes mistakes. No one fucking cares.
Everyone knows that ANYONE who talks shit about speling on the internet is a fucking loser. It just proves that you know you’ve lost because you have no arguments to provide so your only recourse is to nick pick like a little sissy bitch to try to numb your pathetic shame. I suspect you have never had intercourse with a living human being. So sad.
P.S. Tard I left some errors in this post just for you, I can tell what a pathetic person you are and I pity you for it, so this is my little act of charity for you. You need it more than I do.
I have friends who far prettier than she is. She’s really nothing special.