Angelina Jolie in a little black dress

Angelina Jolie starved her way into a little black dress for the Kung Fu Panda DVD release party in Los Angeles yesterday. And, wow, seeing Angelina slink around in that little number truly is the stuff of fantasies:

She saunters seductively into the room holding a martini. The black dress clinging to her skeletal frame that somehow possesses chest cannons that would make the Russians piss in their babushkas. I had to have her.

We embrace. We kiss. She gives birth. I trip on the umbilical cord.

Passion. Intrigue. JOLIE.

Photos: Splash News, WENN