Angelina Jolie in a little black dress

November 10th, 2008 // 99 Comments

Angelina Jolie starved her way into a little black dress for the Kung Fu Panda DVD release party in Los Angeles yesterday. And, wow, seeing Angelina slink around in that little number truly is the stuff of fantasies:

She saunters seductively into the room holding a martini. The black dress clinging to her skeletal frame that somehow possesses chest cannons that would make the Russians piss in their babushkas. I had to have her.

We embrace. We kiss. She gives birth. I trip on the umbilical cord.

Passion. Intrigue. JOLIE.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. AllieCat

    wow, she got back in shape fast after only 3 months! crazy…..

  2. Skeps

    A Disney DVD release party? seriously?

  3. kelley

    Piss in their babushkas ?? A babushka is a Russian grandmother, bonehead !

  4. Nessa

    first? who cares
    I used to like her.
    She looks prettier in the movies. Make up miracles

  5. Mila Kunis

    It’s an older Mila Kunis!

  6. Christine

    She’s losing her looks. Definitely.

  7. Bickus Dickus

    I heard she tried to adopt Kung-Fu Panda, but then someone told her it wasn’t a real panda, and real panda’s can’t speak like they do in the movies….so now she’s just gonna adopt another Indonesian kid…

  8. mimi

    Why blame Angelina for being a low-life husband stealing home wreaker?

    Isn’t “the most beautiful women in the world” entitled to the “world’s hottest man?”

  9. jimbonics

    Madonna? Is that you?

  10. catherine

    she is gorgeous, hope she will love her profile at ^**^*SUGAR babymeet.c o m *^*^*

  11. Uncle Eccoli

    @3

    I thought so too…

  12. I want to see her stomach. She’s GOT to have some terrifying stretch marks going on down there..

  13. Vince Lombardi

    She should do Playboy while she still has her looks. This is not her best moment.

  14. How does swedish, french, japanese broads look skinny without looking gaunty..how do they do it!

  15. Danny

    How is it people can look at her and _not_ see a beautiful woman? She’s gorgeous, no matter what you think of her politics or attitudes about children as chattel.

  16. God

    and BOOM!
    I am your little black dress…

  17. Lisa Lisa

    With all that money, you’d think she’d get better shoes.

  18. English Bob

    I thought we were trying to get Pandas to mate..? How’s this going to help?

  19. Sport

    She is looking far too plastic these days. Always same expression, smirk, and pose.

    YAWN.

  20. havoc

    Angelina…

    Arby’s has a 5 for $5 deal. Check it out.

    .

  21. Jen

    Piss in their grandmothers?

  22. Melissa B

    Wow. All blogs do now a days is hate hate hate. You are all so negative! Who gives a shit if she adopts children, what the hell do you do to make this world better? It shouldnt be called “Blogs” it should be called “Haters”.

  23. Turd Ferguson

    Look, anybody can shed pounds like shit through a goose if you have money.
    1) Hire 17 nannies to raise your child army.
    2) Don’t eat.
    3) Work out with $25,000/month personal trainer 7 times a day.
    4) Grin with pride as you start to resemble madonna.

    Turd “I still wouldn’t do her” Ferguson

  24. pete

    When she moves her joints make crackling noises like microwave popcorn. Add the creepy smile and you have the woman Marc Anthony should have married.

  25. She could always totally turn me, but is it just me or is there something not quite right about her in these pictures? And why did she gets so thin so fast after twins? It can’t be good for you.

  26. @9

    Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. She’s looking a little “Madonna-esque” in that first pic isn’t she.

  27. ur mom

    She has worn the same dress in different lengths for the same 20 events she’s attended. BORING!

  28. ur mom

    She has worn the same dress in different lengths for the same 20 events she’s attended. BORING!

  29. wtf

    fyi: a babushka is also a type of head scarf that eastern european women wear. I believe (not 100% certain) that the head scarf definition is polish, but don’t hold me to it.
    also, she sorta looks here like she did when she was kissing her brother. I liked her better than, she was at least interesting. Not that I don’t applaud her human rights activism, but I like my celebs crazy, not saintly.

  30. Gits

    Actually you only need one thing to lose pounds: a doctor who will prescribe you the really good drugs. Very few of the Hollywood underweights have true anorexia nervosa. They simply have docs who’ll keep prescribing.

  31. dork

    Who cares about that dress??

    Look at those amazing legs. I just want to throw off her shoes so I can suck on a toe or two then have her walk all over me…

  32. Mos

    She’s getting gross. too many kids = super boney and strange weird face. I can’t believe I used to daydream about anally raping her. I want my fantasies back.

  33. KAREN

    sORRY,BUT PUT jENNIFER ANISTON NEXT TO HER AND SEE GEORGOUS

  34. KAREN

    sORRY,BUT PUT jENNIFER ANISTON NEXT TO HER AND SEE GEORGOUS

  35. Parker

    I agree. She’s looking her age these days. Face all puffy and shiny too. Probably hypertensive. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still bend her over and fuck her in the ass but I mean seriously, why would you want to spend any more time than you have to with her? Mentally, she’s got to be more than anyone can deal with and now add in the fact her skin’s sagging and she’s got a roomful of kids and suddenly you’re looking at a long life of misery.

  36. Plastic Sturgeon

    @#30: That is not true at all.

    The stars in Hollywood are anorexic AND their doctors prescribe weight loss medications.

    If you think for one moment Angie isn’t anorexic, think again.

  37. me

    Nice look in a little dress. She looks very attractive!

  38. That dress would look great puddled around her ankles at the foot of my bed.

  39. D

    i still think she looks great

  40. rachel

    she looks so ugly!!!

  41. rachel

    she looks so ugly!!!

  42. e-rock

    Man or woman, if Angie was in your bed, you wouldn’t throw her out! Im a woman, and straight, and I certainly would let her do naughty things to me!!! LOOK AT THOSE LEGS!!!!!! Any woman who says she isn’t gorgeous is lying, and any man who says she isn’t gorgeous is lying too, end of story.
    She is the definition of beauty!

  43. e-rock

    Man or woman, if Angie was in your bed, you wouldn’t throw her out! Im a woman, and straight, and I certainly would let her do naughty things to me!!! LOOK AT THOSE LEGS!!!!!! Any woman who says she isn’t gorgeous is lying, and any man who says she isn’t gorgeous is lying too, end of story.
    She is the definition of beauty!

  44. missjax

    Actually, if Angie WAS in my bed I’d cry & wonder why God sent me the boogeyman!

  45. j

    Superfish, madonna isnt the only walking corpse any more by the looks of things.

  46. Nella

    #44, I definitely agree. And it’s the dress that’s making her look bad – shapeless, not the best thing at all. I guess she thought her legs would make up for it – and he rlegs look wonderful – but because the dress is so squarish, it makes her look skinny.

  47. Fit for Life!

    #23

    Or you can exercise self control and have the discipline to exercise regularly and stay fit like me. No person is forcing another person not to exercise or eat fast food and junk food.

  48. Narcissist

    I think this proves that she was not the model for her character in “Beowulf”.

    She may have been the model for the “Grendel” character, though…look at those creepy bird legs…

    Here she is trying to get an Oscar…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTD48cKpGXU

  49. Fallen Angel

    She really is loosing her looks. It’s quite sad. She was such a beauty. I wished she’d gain some weight. I’m sure it would bring back a lot of beauty if she weren’t so skeletal looking.

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