Angelina Jolie reportedly lost it when a photographer got pictures of her bathing her children. She and her family (including Brad Pitt) were in their rented home in Prague when a photographer took the photos of her through a raised shade. A security source says:
“She was livid. Angelina felt so sick and so violated, she was shouting and crying and shaking.”
Kind of makes you wonder what she was doing besides bathing her kids. She has to be used to being photographed by now, so the only reason I can see her freaking out is that she was doing something she shouldn’t have been doing. You know who else freaks out when they’re photographed? Mothers who eat their children. Ridiculous speculation? Or the shocking truth! Dum dum dum!
NOTE: Just kidding. Trying to get pictures of a bathing child automatically makes this photographer a closet pedophile.
catmando | May 9, 2007 at 7:09 am
Let’s set up a Paris Hilton anti-petition. You know. To have her put down before she opens the gates of hell.
ChristmasOnMars | May 9, 2007 at 7:11 am
Oh, come on now. She was bathing her kids and didn’t want photographers intruding. I enjoy bashing celebs as much as the next guy, but geez, that would be too much for anyone. Her rage, in this case, was justified.
The Squizz | May 9, 2007 at 7:12 am
I’ve heard that Angelina smells like cat piss.
murmurzz | May 9, 2007 at 7:12 am
I’d rip a photogs head off if he took a picture (through the window!) of my kids taking a bath. What a pervy pedophile.
The Squizz | May 9, 2007 at 7:13 am
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
SedateFlea | May 9, 2007 at 7:13 am
I’d be pissed off too. What kind of person peeks in window shades to take pictures of naked children?!
DrDanny | May 9, 2007 at 7:14 am
Oh, Superfish, you’re reaching now. She’s right to feel violated, if not for herself then for her children. If she’d been bathing alone, maybe you’d have a strong argument.
MissT | May 9, 2007 at 7:15 am
yeah exactly.. if SHE was taking a bath that would be a different story but its just creepy when its her kids.
BarbadoSlim | May 9, 2007 at 7:16 am
I’m shocked, shocked her Vietcong children didn’t have ak-47s hidden right in that bathtub to dispatch that photographer post-haste.
queenbuzz | May 9, 2007 at 7:16 am
I gotta say…if someone photographed me bathing my kids…they better be willing to jump in the tub with a radio. That’s really unacceptable.
Sparkles13 | May 9, 2007 at 7:17 am
I’d have done the same thing…there are too many sickos out there. Like the one behind the lense.
shanonorato | May 9, 2007 at 7:19 am
#9:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The Superfish fag is on coke | May 9, 2007 at 7:21 am
I wonder that during these “trying” times of celebrities if they ever say to themselves, “Damn it! I knew I shoulda just gone to school and become a productive member to society!” NAAAAAA! Probably not!!!
the vapid media | May 9, 2007 at 7:24 am
ahhh, jon voight attacks!
and no, it will never get old.
http://vapidmedia.com/
Fifth Stooge | May 9, 2007 at 7:29 am
Prague = pedophilia
FRIST!!! | May 9, 2007 at 7:30 am
Ok, THAT is just WRONG, and prosecutable.
#9 Slim, that was fucking funny!!!
How come no one takes pictures of me through my shades when I’m getting a scoop of ice cream at midnight in my undies. I’m guess I’m just not POPULAR!!!
gaygaygaygaygay | May 9, 2007 at 7:36 am
They both look like shit, especially Brad. He has aged terribly.
blpressure | May 9, 2007 at 7:39 am
LMFAO #9, best comment read here EVER.
Poroleishon | May 9, 2007 at 7:42 am
She
Poroleishon | May 9, 2007 at 7:47 am
oh and Btw, “They both look like shit, especially Brad. He has aged terribly.”
If THAT is aging bad then I want to age bad, are you blind or something? everybody has the right to have a bad hair day, or whatever. But they
tits_on_snack | May 9, 2007 at 7:55 am
Brad Pitt looks one hundred and fifty seven.
wedge1 | May 9, 2007 at 8:00 am
I saw the pictures. They’re pretty hot. My penis is sore now. It burns when I pee.
Liverpool FC | May 9, 2007 at 8:02 am
Why couldnt that slut keep her legs shut??? This planet is overpopulated because of women like her. Fucking whore. Fucking slag. Fucking piece of shit slut.
wedge1 | May 9, 2007 at 8:03 am
Why didn’t she use a Lara Croft move & unload about eight bullets into that perv, followed by parachuting out the window holding the kids in a fishnet, landing softly next to her BMW motorbike with the sidecar, so that she could safely race away?
Wow Just Wow | May 9, 2007 at 8:07 am
#1 Someone set up a Jail Paris Hilton petition. Here’s the linky!
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/parisbehindbarsnow/signatures.html
Poroleishon | May 9, 2007 at 8:09 am
AWESOME!!!! I
ck | May 9, 2007 at 8:12 am
Call cops. Yell at photographer endlessly.
amaritimer | May 9, 2007 at 8:14 am
I would rip that photog a new asshole if someone was caught trying to take picts of my kids in the tub. That would be gental compared to what my husband would do. The mother fuckers go too far.
BTW, thanks for the link. :D I’m on my way to sign it now.
LOOKWHATICANDO | May 9, 2007 at 8:22 am
I would be pissed too. She has every right to be in a rage.
FRIST!!! | May 9, 2007 at 8:24 am
#23 Liverpool, I will say it again. Maybe (and by maybe I mean 100% for sure), your mother should have kept HER legs shut, as you clearly have mental issues regarding women. Besides, most of her kids aren’t even FROM her womb.
Freak
DrPhowstus | May 9, 2007 at 8:26 am
@9 — I agree, though I suspect they were used to getting filmed by white tourists anyway, so it may just have been more of the same.
schack | May 9, 2007 at 8:36 am
they can film ME, but they can’t film the CHILDREN. oh god, THE CHILDREN!
um, who wants to bet that retired rockn’roll-whore has syphilis and it’s starting to make her a little loose and soft?
frankrizzo | May 9, 2007 at 9:03 am
That is pretty messed up. I understand the whole photog tabloid thing actually helps stars stay famous, but taking pictures of my naked kids, while I am in a private residence… that is too far.
DrPhowstus | May 9, 2007 at 9:07 am
@23 — I hear guys from Liverpool rarely get laid. Thanks for reinforcng the point. And unlike the boys in Anfield, I’m sure you always walk alone.
jrzmommy♠ | May 9, 2007 at 9:07 am
She didn’t want the world to see she bathes her kids in a large soup pot over an open flame…with carrot chips and onions…like the old Bugs Bunnys.
There’s a certain French Canadian skumbag from Queerbec around here who’ll probably pay top dollar for pictures of naked kids……
jrzmommy♠ | May 9, 2007 at 9:12 am
PS Her lips are half the size of her head. Mumbo Lips Jolie.
gaygaygaygaygay | May 9, 2007 at 9:16 am
“There’s a certain French faggot blah blah blah” ……….
why does every thread have to turn into drama queen shit among you guys?
DrPhowstus | May 9, 2007 at 9:29 am
@37 — You’re right. We apologize. I think Angie is so rad. You too. Let’s hold hands and skip down the street.
chaunceygardner | May 9, 2007 at 9:31 am
Perhaps she was teaching her kids to suck each other off, like she did with her weird-ass brother when they were kids. You know, motherly widsom kind of shit.
jrzmommy♠ | May 9, 2007 at 9:40 am
sorry wally.
jrzmommy♠ | May 9, 2007 at 9:45 am
yeah, #39, NAMBLA called…….
WTFiswrongwithUppl | May 9, 2007 at 10:02 am
LOL 35– hassenpheffer!
Oh btw, Paris is STILL driving. There’s several petitions going around that are pro jail for her. I signed all of them. Heh
woodhorse | May 9, 2007 at 10:11 am
Hey Barbado! Even if she doesn’t use her submarine/helicopter/yacht, I’m very sure Angie is going to tear him a new one. About damn time.
What goes around comes around:Paps kill Princess Di, ten years later World Dictator Angelina kills paps….I am happy.
Give me a kiss Barbado, and a hug. I aced all my classes and SCHOOL IS OUT FOREVER
ToiletDuck | May 9, 2007 at 10:18 am
I would rather have seen pictures of her bathing BRAD, not the goddamn kids…
woodhorse | May 9, 2007 at 10:20 am
Agree #44, and I don’t think that would have made Angie mad. Fucking Checkoslobs.
tikivixen | May 9, 2007 at 10:37 am
Eh, she was probably just snortin’ ze coke, doncha know.
Kyra | May 9, 2007 at 10:55 am
I KNEW JRZMOMMY WOULD COME TO SEE IF THERE WAS PICTURES OF NAKED KIDS HERE…
TOO BAD MIA’S NOT THERE TO WITNESS THIS SHIT…
ToiletDuck | May 9, 2007 at 10:59 am
Hoo boy, it has begun……
jrzmommy♠ | May 9, 2007 at 11:09 am
Citizens of the Fish, what is worse…..a troll that steals your identity, or a douchebag that steals your material?
Forbidden | May 9, 2007 at 11:24 am
fucking fuck, how can Angelina be so stunning? gorgeouuuuuuuuuuuus
please superfish, save the desperate tranny looking ladies, the lohan’s, the overrated actresses and models, etc. pictures for yourself and when you post about the most fucking hot woman in Hollywood delight us with more than one picture!!!
Angelina Jolie is sooo fucking hot I could fuck her life away.