Angelina Jolie has more money than you

mis antelope, I see you’ve got your head up Norman Borlaugs ass.

What you incredibly ignorant fucktards seem to be missing with this issue is the simple fact that when celebrities get involved with charitable causes, they bring much needed attention that these groups would otherwise not receive with some no name person trying to drum up awareness.

Why that is so wrong with the people on here is beyond me. Your hellbent on dismissing a celebrities involvement in numerous causes, who has made huge changes and worked tirelessly, JUST because there’s media coverage of it. It’s ludicrous.
The media plays an important role in bringing awareness to these issues.
This need to catagorize charitable people into two catagories, The good ones who no one ever hears about, and the bad ones, who end up on the cover of Time, like Bono

I think this rabid hatred on the Fish of AJ can only mean one thing.
You’re all fat ugly losers who are choking on envy

Oh for the love of all this is holy, Lesbianesque, please just shut the fuck up. Nobody cares. Seriously. You go off on rampages here and it’s utterly useless dribble. And posting something from Wikipedia.com doesn’t make it true. That would be like citing People Magazine as a reputable source. Oh wait. You have done that numerous times in the past.

Look, it’s called critical thinking skills. It’s something they teach those of us who have actually gone to law school. Reading something and then posting it verbatim doesn’t make it gospel and it doesn’t make you intelligent. And just so you know… Geri Halliwell (better known as Ginger Spice from the Spice Girls) is also a UN Goodwill Ambassador. Which makes that club easier to get into than Costco.

And as for “litigation law” darling there really isn’t any such field. There are litigation firms, and types of law that require litigation (criminal, personal injury, etc) but there isn’t really any such thing as litigation law. And do you know how I know that? Because I have actually gone to law school, work as an attorney and had several interviews with litigation firms. And believe me, at no time during my formal education did they ever offer a class, job or otherwise in “litigation law.”

So please, unless you intend to bring your own critical thinking skills to the table and present an argument that displays even a scintilla of original thought, shut the hell up. You are really interfering with my coffee break

Excuse me, editorial change. For the love of all THAT is holy.

That is all.

oh, btw antelope, Ed our receptionist, who served in Vietnam, thinks you’re a cunt for your comment about being a receptionist.

All the spokes in the wheel honey, but you wouldn’t have any concept of that, seeing as how you scoop ice cream at Baskin Robbins

Lawyer girl, what’s useless dribble is to come on the Fish, with a screen name like Lawyer girl, and proclaim TWICE in one post that you’ve gone to law school.
I work in law, there are two groups here, litigation and corporate, I’m in Lit.
okay???
And CLEARLY people do care about spewing out their opinions here, which is evident by all the weekend posters

Hey Cuntesque… I wasn’t knocking “Ed” the receptionist, least of which for being in Vietnam… My father served in Vietnam! What the fuck is your problem!?!? You completely go back on your word about celebs and charity. ‘All charity is good… except for Oprah, Bono and whoever else *isn’t* Angelina, Queen of the fucking Universe’. Pick your stance and stick to it you fucking dolt.

‘Raising awareness’ is celeb speak for ‘I’m pretending to care about people other than myself’. Tell me, who in the world over the age of 5, who isn’t a self-absorbed, ego-maniacal lunatic *ISN’T AWARE* that there are people in the world who live in squaller? Read a fucking newspaper! Educate yourself about actual people who live their lives to better the world for others.

I imagine you’ll say that I don’t make sense. Well, idiot, that’s because I’m talking about common sense. I’m talking about the actual world; not some fantasy land where celebrities tell me what to do, what to think, what to wear, how to act and what to live for. You’re pathetic and you haven’t one clue what you’re talking about. Angelina went to Cambodia, probably on vacation, and realized… ‘Holy shit! People don’t live like I do? I gotta tell someone about this. I’m out-raged. Why haven’t I heard about this before?’ Well, Angie, it’s because you were too busy fucking everyone you meet, worrying about your make-up and hair, worrying about what you’d wear on the red carpet, trying to sell a crappy movie, living in a mansion and being told how beautiful you are at every turn. You know, being a self-absorbed ego-maniacal lunatic.

And if you, Lardesque, pull some shit about, ‘but *NOW* she’s giving out money and time’… FUCK YOU! She still whored out after her big enlightenment. She still fucked around with yet *another* married man. She still thinks her shit doesn’t stink and she still lives in a big mansion and she still does shitty movies. Until she goes to school and gets a degree in something useful, stops fucking everything that moves, moves to a country without alerting the media, builds herself a hut, gets her hands dirty and feeds, medicates and educates those who are less fortunate with her own fucking hands… she is still an actress, a whore, a moron and a self-absorbed ego-maniacal lunatic.

You are buying into the notion that celebrity charity is some sort of contest. And you know what? It is. Who can cover up their ‘mistakes’ better? Who can justify their outrageous salaries better? They make more than entire countries by ‘working’ for 2 months. If they are so riddled with guilt for being such whores, then they should probably stop being self-absorbed ego-maniacal lunatics.

I assure you, I do not work at Baskin Robbins. I think it’s clear who has the higher degree of education. Fuck off and NEVER address me again. All you can rip people on is posting on the fucking weekend? Good Gawd you are sooooooo fabulous.

Oh
My
God.
Antelope, you are so beyond pathetic. So now you’re taking it to another ridiculous direction. SO, now the only RIGHT way a celebrity should bring awareness to a cause is to live in a hut and get dirty, oh and lets not forget getting a degree in something.
you fucking crackhead!!!! And you seem to be the one that’s blurring the fantasy world of what you read in the rags about these people’s personal lives and their ACTUAL, REAL charity work.
The point your sawdust head STILL isn’t comprehending is that a helluva lot of good comes out of highly visible celebrities getting involved with charitable organizations. PERIOD. you fucking freak.
All you’re ranting and raving about her money, houses etc just proves my point…you’re an ugly fat grotesque loser who’s green with envy

I feel the need to put a modern-day spin to a classic line from Animal House:

“Fat, lesbianic & stupid is no way to go through life, lardass”.

oh and 6am PST = 9am EST. I woke up just in time to make the pizzas for the day!

You know it

You know it

Cuntesque…. If all you had said was ‘Charity is good no matter who does it’, no one would disagree with you. I think everyone can agree that that is NOT what you’ve done. If you so dearly hold onto Angelina as being this deity because she is gives money and time to the less fortunate, fine. She needs to hold herself up to that. People are what they do. Someone like Paul Newman and his life is far different than Angelia’s life. It presents two different scenarios. One of respect and one not. Your obnoxious, ill-deserved arrogance is where your problem lies and unfortunately something that cannot be fixed. If calling me insane helps you feel better, so be it.

Cuntesque…. If all you had said was ‘Charity is good no matter who does it’, no one would disagree with you. I think everyone can agree that that is NOT what you’ve done. If you so dearly hold onto Angelina as being this deity because she is gives money and time to the less fortunate, fine. She needs to hold herself up to that. People are what they do. Someone like Paul Newman and his life is far different than Angelia’s life. It presents two different scenarios. One of respect and one not. Your obnoxious, ill-deserved arrogance is where your problem lies and unfortunately something that cannot be fixed. If calling me insane helps you feel better, so be it.

antelope, are you new here? If I gave a shit, or was as idiotic as jrzmommy I would have the ability to reference a post from a month ago. All along I have said it doesn’t matter, actually I think you may have even responded to my “I don’t give a good god damn” how people do their charity, as long as it’s getting done. I don’t put rules on it, like you clearly do.
And once again, I’m so glad you mentioned Paul Newman, I bet everyone here would have a cerebral hemorrhage if AJ put her face and name on salad dressing bottles, even if she did donate all the proceeds to charity, because you’re a hypocritical twat

You couldn’t make a valid point if you had instructions on it

you’re boring the crap out of me now

I am going to create, trademark & sell a bumpersatcikers that reads:

“Fat Lesbians Suck”

bumpersatcikers… what the hell? Sorry I meant bumperstickers. Or in Lardass’ case bumpinnasties.

Paul’s image is on the bottle because he is a well respected trustworthy person, therefor giving respectability to his organization. People know that the money will indeed go to the right place. He isn’t a whore. He isn’t unpredictable. If Britney Spears did everything that Angelina Jolie did for charity, would you respect her any more? I’m not a hypocrite. I don’t get $12 million dollars to wear designer clothes then complain about them. I’m not a homewrecker. I’m not a slut. I’m not a bad actress. I don’t have a private chef come join the family while I’m staying at the Four Seasons in Costa Rica. The fact is, it doesn’t matter what Angelina does to better her image. She remains what she is. Just as Britney does. Just as Paris does. Saying she’s honorable because she donates time and money to charity isn’t correct. As far as I’m concerned, making that amount of money for that little amount of work entitles you to give to charity. She’s done that. Great. It doesn’t make her better than everyone else. It doesn’t negate everything else she’s done in her life.

were you “trying” to make a point again? because it didn’t come across.
So lending your name and face to products and declaring the proceeds will go to charity, and calling it a day is grounds for sainthood in your book?
you’re also saying that people shouldn’t grow and change and better themselves, but should always be seen with the bad girl image of 10 years ago, no matter how many millions of people they’ve helped?
Nice
once again, you’re a joke

It’s offical
to all you “I hate Lesbianesque” gang members…..mz antelope is your weakest link

You argue just to argue. Common sense is your enemy. There isn’t anyone you’d commence an actual conversation with. You are mean just to be mean. The need to be rude and to get insults is your only goal here.

Nevermind.

aaawww, and look at little biatcho in the corner trying to get attention…..she’s like that little kid you wanna smack because they keep saying mommy mommy mommy while you’re trying to talk.

honey the grown-ups are having a discussion

now now antelope, don’t go away mad….just go away!!!

am I annoying you chubs? good, it’s working.

Now if only I knew away to make you kill yourself I’d be anointed a saint by the catholic church.

Remember when you were fat, and a lesbian and everybody in the universe hated you?
God it has to suck to be you.

if you only knew “away”
honey…..quit the pizza dough flipping classes and go back to grade school.

Lesbianesque, you are a grade A cunt. It is clear to any observer on this site that it is YOU (and not misanthrope, or lawyergirl or renee or michael1 or any of the countless other posters) that lacks the mental clarity to construct a logical, cogent argument. It is a shame as I genuinely enjoy reading the well thought out, sometimes humorous but always insightful posts of these other individuals but am constantly disappointing but your sad retorts.

Lesbianesque:

First of all, I believe a small apology may be in order. I understand that you work in the litigation department of a firm. And I must admit that I realized that pretty much all along but since you do like to jump on semantics, I felt the need to fire back in a similar fashion. It was juvenile of me to do so. So as to my snarky remark about that…my sincerest apology.

Having said that…I stand by my statement regarding your critical thinking skills. Look, the reality is, while Angelina Jolie may do amazing charity work, putting lipstick on a pig still makes it a pig.

Lots of people do great charity work and are still amoral human beings. Bill Gates has monopolized the computer industry, despite the fact that monopolies in this country are basically illegal with regard to the Antitrust Act. He has bullied small time computer companies into providing his product exclusively and has been taken to task numerous times for it. And yet he donates billions of dollars to charity every year. It doesn’t make him unaccountable for his essentially illegal acts.

Oprah Winfrey does a lot for charity, and as you have acknowledged numerous times, she is still a shitty human being when it comes to her diva acts and her outright outlandish behaviors.

I could go on, but the bottom line is this… If you are going to hold these people accountable for their bad behaviors and tell the world how it makes their charitable acts somehow less impressive or important then you must also acknowledge the amoral behavior of Angelina Jolie. This is a woman who not once, not twice, but three times engaged in relationships with otherwise taken men. This is a woman who has made shitty comments publicly about her family, her children, her “baby daddy’s” ex wife and several of the actors and actresses that she has worked with. This is also a woman who makes sub-par films and engages in her own diva-esque behaviors.

If you want to acknowledge her charitable works, great. But you must also, at least on some level, acknowledge the fact that she is in many ways a shitty amoral human being.

Even the most hardened criminal (believe me I know from experience) is capable of extreme acts of generosity and compassion. It doesn’t make me want to invite them to Sunday dinner. Your credibility would go a lot further if you would acknowledge what it is that most people on this site are saying…that sure Angelina does a lot of good things but a lot of those things are cancelled out by the shitty things she does and says. If you want to hero worship her (and that is not meant as a snarky comment) then fine, go ahead. Just be prepared that many people, like myself, are capable of seeing past her good works and realize that she isn’t any better than the rest of her Hollywood cohorts because she is just as willing to engage in asshat shenanigans.

Vagina…..where to start…the fact that I schooled every single one of the people you mentioned makes me laugh. Michael couldn’t back his shit up to save his life, so when I did it for him and proved that the people he mentioned paled in comparison to Jolie he got all pissy. Renee got upset because “well, you simply put evey little detail in jolies charity work discription.” This is not a bright girl….I copied the information from Wikepidea. Some other douche said “well that’s not always accurate” (and then there’s always Bitacho, who would only have been satisfied if I had written Jolies resume in my own words………if I had, I would have been bashed for being a loser and spending all that time on it)
While some things may be omitted, Jolies charity work is WELL documented I assure you. And last but not least we have the Antelope, who could only go on and on about Jolies houses, money etc and was the person who cut and pasted something she got off of US WEEKLY online about Jolie being fussy at a photo shoot for St. Johns. If she OR ANY OTHER person on here pulled their head out of their ass long enough to ACTUALLY READ through what was posted, Antelope would have realized that what US WEEKLY omitted was the fact that the deal with St Johns includes the start-up of a charity headed by Jolie which will focus on children’s issues and causes. I’m not even going to get into the idiotic comment that Jolie should live in a hut and get dirty, because once again, if the dumbass had read what I posted she wouldn’t have embarrassed herself by suggesting Jolie do something that she’s been doing for YEARS.

Apology accepted lawyer girl.
It seems to me that on this site in particular, the fact that you’re addressing my “critical thinking” skills leads me to believe that you realize I’ve got more upstairs than everyone else on this board.
Now with regards to Jolie…..what’s interesting to me is ever since I’ve been on here speaking up about Jolies charitable work, I’ve been accused of worshipping her, and what is my motivation, she’d pass me by on the street if I needed help, etc.etc. and this is exactly the sad example of the people here and their obvious need to be rewarded or recognized if they believe in something, exactly the OPPOSITE behavior of what they’re yelling about. I don’t worship Jolie, I’m an adult. I’ve only seen one film of hers, GIA. But hearing about her humanitarian efforts and coming here, seeing people bash this person that’s clearly made important changes and set a new standard in the business for getting involved, I decided NOT to be a sheep and go along with the herd. SO I read up on her, and I learned a lot. Working in the legal field, if I believe something is right, I argue for it, even if it’s on the Fish.
The pre-occupation with her personal life, and using that to discredit the changes she’s made is everyones prerogative. I don’t happen to go along with that mentality. Anything I read in the rags about any of these people are half truths to outright fabrication. If one person here can say YES, I was in their hotel room, and she did in fact have an affair with Pitt…..then fine. Until then, it’s irrelevant….that’s what working in the legal field does to a person….at least, it should.
And while I appreciate your commentary on Bill Gates, it hardly has anything to do with Jolie and her personal life, which is what everyone seems to be caught up with. Comparing Gates’ illegal acts with someones personal life that is fabricated by gossip rags to support a billion dollar industry is hardly………apples and apples, is it?

In closing, Lawyer Girl, I must add that the general theme on the Fish is to “go along with the crowd”
I’ve ACTUALLY been told here to “get along or get out” “if you just would have said this, and put it this way” (i.e., if you just go along with the herd)
This is nothing but a sad group of a handful of people who feel united in the ability to tear people apart, trying to “run off” the site anyone who thinks differently. And at the end of the “party” they look around, and they’re still standing in the shit

While I tend to agree with you on some level Lesbianesque, about the nature of some of the posters on this site… which is why I post so infrequently on this site…remember, however, that when you sink to their level, (which I admit I have been guilty of) you cast dispersion upon yourself. Overall, I think that you are articulate and while I mostly disagree with your points, when you don’t succumb to name calling and mean spirited statements, most of what you right is in it’s own right though provoking. It’s when the other side of you comes out that you get blasted. It’s easy to mire in other people’s shit. Even when you don’t think that you are. Generally, though, I have no beef with you.

well that is mighty kind of you lawyergirl, right backatcha, I have no beef with you either.
And while it’s all too easy to get caught up with this yo’ momma on a loop here, I have to say that the comments on the AJ’s mom dies thread made me take pause and realize this site is truly like a disease. For the first time it actually made me think about the KIND of people who post here, and it’s pretty revolting, not something I want to be involved in on a day in, day out basis.
So like you I may be dipping my toe in the pool of vomit here on a very infrequent basis.
ooohhh how I’ll miss that crazy hooker biatcho

Lesbianesque,

I hope you will spend some time self-reflecting and then go and get some counselling. I dont mean that as an insult. It just seems that you’re a little too rabid and full of yourself…perhaps some professional advice might steer you back in the right direction and make life for you and everyone else who has to deal with you a little easier.

vagina,
are you fucking KIDDING, you arrogant delusional asshole. You come on a gossip site and tell someone you don’t even know to get counseling?????
You are a shining example of the weak minded go along with the herd sheep I was talking about.
I didn’t see you telling biatcho to get counseling after that psychotic bitch threatened me, saying her family had connections and she’d “make” me stop talking shit.
Or how about the twit that said “I wish someone would flick AIDS on you”, did you tell her to get counseling, cuz that is some wacky shit
Should I go back to the other thread and see if you told RichPort he was a sick fuck and needed counseling because he wrote “Brad offered Maddox $20 to eat out of grandma’s colostomy bag.”

Yea, no. Why? Because you’re a SHEEP. God forbid you get a mind of your own and say something to any of the other people here.
I obviously intimidate you, but telling me to get counseling doesn’t make you superior, it makes you pathetic.

You and your sweaty pubic sideburns need to put a sock in it

yeah, geez….just for a shower…did she not shower for like a week before that?