Angelina Jolie has more money than you


Angelina Jolie reportedly spent more than $700 last Friday to check into Shutters on the Beach hotel in Santa Monica for two hours so that she and Maddox could take a shower. A source says:

“Angelina said they only wanted the room for two hours – time enough for them both to take a shower. She was very sweet and seemed like a concerned mom. It was just very bizarre, when she and Brad (Pitt) own two houses here in Los Angeles, that she would need to spend that kind of money on a hotel room just so she and Maddox could shower.”

Jesus, if I spent $700 on a hotel room you better believe I’d stay there until they kicked me out. And even then I’d just sneak back through the window yelling about squatter’s rights and waving the American flag in the air.