Angelina Jolie has beautiful arms

January 12th, 2007 // 278 Comments
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If I ever have kids, I’m going to show them this picture of Angelina Jolie and tell them this is what’ll happen to them if they don’t eat their vegetables and drink their milk. I’ve seen bodybuilders with less ridiculous veins. If I wasn’t such a man of science I’d assume she was being invaded by some sort of parasitic blood alien. But no, the science just doesn’t add up. And damnit, without science we’re all just a bunch of animals. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to do some experiments in my laboratory. With test tubes.

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  1. zena marie

    I totally agree #250!! Absolutely! Because by “perfect” I know you mean “overhyped media whore with neuroses manifesting through narcissistic personality disorder”. What a peach.

  2. It is obvious that the previous posts in this thread were not by the ‘real’ RichPort. They weren’t nearly funny enough to be written by his regular tormenters, and not nearly gay or condescending enough to be written by the retarded cock whore.

    However, RichPort is indeed a self-righteous thread cop, who takes himself entirely too seriously. So carry on, …

    In other news, RPLTC, long time!

  3. fuggles

    #249 yeah i agree with you completely.
    It’s weird.
    it’s suspicious.
    But hey, if people can go a little crazy over celebs who don’t even know they exist,well i guess showing a little love to some stranger on a message board who makes me laugh and takes a little pressure off of a busy day, even if its for an hour cant be too bad..
    Run on sentences suck.Sorry bout that.

    ok now i can fade back into oblivion.

    V Pereira.

  4. kellioso

    anyone else notice the gray hair at her temple?

  5. cayana

    Oh god.. oh dear god.. her arms look just like my old piano teacher’s when I was a kid.. except my piano teacher was sixty-five. Her plastic surgeon needs to take some of whatever he’s been sticking in her lips and inject it in her arms, stat.

  6. umakemelaugh

    my cock hasn’t got as many veins as that

    whats wrong with me

  7. umakemelaugh

    whats with her eyes. has she been taking speed

  8. farty mcshitface

    she was always an ugly (and disturbed) freaky looking bitch.

  9. agent_orange

    http://in.news.yahoo.com/070110/139/6azzx.html

    That website has an article about how they noticed her arms were fucked up as well and validated the over-exercising/big dieting theory.

    If you go to other pictures from that same event, you can see she has veins bulging everywhere too.

    You all are entertaining. I’ve lurked for a few weeks and really enjoy the cat fights! Keep it up!

  10. priyanka

    … and THATS what partying with marilyn manson will do to ya

  11. invictuspiritus

    #19 if you think that is from having a baby you must be an alien yourself. I have had two myself, and know many many other mothers whose arms NEVER looked anything close to that.

  12. farty mcshitface

    she is bony and devoid of anything attractive. bony chicks are like that.

  13. NotANiceGirl

    Libra
    1st off…I was never banned. I made a decision to stop fighting with you because all you could do was piss and moan and say I am a teenaged girl. I don’t need to justify my age, income, housing, choice of insults, or anything to a pain in the ass, self-righteous twat who I wish would just fuck off

  14. omg, she always were so beautiful and delicate. hmm.

  15. Queen Eva

    THIS IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!!!!

    If you turn up the brightness of your monitors, you would see that the “waviness” is a very dark African Americans’ fist. Obviously, she is looking up and talking to someone in the photo. That is totally a very very dark skinned hand, and if you look a little above it, you would see the outline of a shoulder.

    Those veins are fugly.

  16. Shelley Bonnechance

    Oh, those veins are just so wrong….ewww….

  17. Libraesque

    N.A.N.G, I am SO flattered that you spent M.L.K’s b-day obsessing over me, reading my Myspace…..OH WAIT, you obviously can’t read….it says I READ A BOOK, called Love, Lucy, NOT that I watched it all weekend fucktard.

    And I’m impressed as hell that all of you are STILL here bashing me after Biatcho threatened me….online, because her family has “connections”
    hahahahahah, too too hilarious, believe me, nothing I’ve said on ANY thread compares to that level of INSANITY

  18. Libraesque

    btw NANG, ironic that you would comment on my lack of life when you spent a holiday composing a post that probably took you 4 hours, while I was skiing in Tahoe
    sad sack.

  19. woodhorse

    HELLpenis shitting up post. and what a vision that is. what libraesque was doing was snowplowing with her face because she DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO SKI. It was really hysterical too cause Tahoe is truly vertical. QUESTION RICHPORT: do you need the Kinky visions to get it up or would you do Angelina missionary style and let her make you say “You’re my Daddy”??

  20. justme

    It is good to see so many people free of imperfections. I am so glad not to have ever been in the public eye for people to pick apart vein by vein(literall). Is this what you want to be doing to YOURSELVES when Jesus comes back. Make yourselves feel better by giving or doing something nice for someone who could use a little help. Start with yourselves first please. Everyone has something great about themselves, so pick one about yourselves and go from there. Positivity spreads positivity! God bless all of you. By the way, there is no need to respond to this because I’ll never come back to this sight again. Didn’t want anyone to waste their precious time replying. That is just one of many good deeds I plan to do while I’m sick of being sick with the flu. Work for God!

  21. licklick

    Those veins and tight arms are the result of hours and hours of trying to jerk off the notoriously limp-dicked Brad Pitt.

  22. What dumbasses! I have veins like that, it is from working out, watching what you eat, and being in fabulous shape. People work their ass off to get that “cut”, there are many books and videos made which instruct how to get that way. It shows that she is in very excellent shape, vis-a-vis her heart as well. Veins like that are indicative of good cardio health and good nutrition. Just because you fat asses and couch potatoes don’t have veins standing up in your arms like that, doesn’t mean it isn’t good, it just means that you are out of shape and have a nasty layer of fat covering your veins. By the way, whatever idiot said “Heroin is a good drug”… guess what moron, heroin users don’t HAVE good veins like that, which is why they are often forced to use other areas of the body to boot their junk. Veins like that are a heroin users DREAM, not reality. Also, on the contrary, it is probably *because* she eats her vegetables and drinks her milk that she has veins “presenting” so well like that. It is possible that a person who is anorectic could have veins like that, but the fullness of her face, superb shine on her hair, brightness of her eyes and excellent skin color belies that diagnosis. She is in excellent physical condition… that you didn’t notice it and confused it with being out-of-shape only serves to expose your own ignorance. Pull your head out of your ass people, *before* you comment. Jeez.

  23. Amylouhelfin

    Whatever, it’s still fucking gross. And most of the ‘muscle men’ in magazines telling you how to get that look don’t have a penis anymore. Where’s yours?

  24. don’t use steroids

  25. oh my…..that’s very scary

  26. wow her arms r so ugly…
    i dont get it how come in movies her arms dont look so mummyish really she looks lik she vomits to get skinnier!! ewwww!!!!!
    ;9

  27. gforceforever

    Who cares about her damn arms? Are you so jealous that you have to find something to ridicule? Everyone has different genetic makeup, as well as predispositions and lifestyles. If you got off your lazy ass to get in shape, you might find a vein or two lurking in your arms! Inhumane critics are certainly a dime a dozen, but do yourself a favor, and spend that dime on something besides pictures of peoples’ arms!

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