Angelina Jolie has beautiful arms
If I ever have kids, I’m going to show them this picture of Angelina Jolie and tell them this is what’ll happen to them if they don’t eat their vegetables and drink their milk. I’ve seen bodybuilders with less ridiculous veins. If I wasn’t such a man of science I’d assume she was being invaded by some sort of parasitic blood alien. But no, the science just doesn’t add up. And damnit, without science we’re all just a bunch of animals. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to do some experiments in my laboratory. With test tubes.