Angelina Jolie has a new tattoo

June 9th, 2006 // 439 Comments
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Angelina Jolie showed up to her Wednesday press conference with a new tattoo on her shoulder where she used to have Billy Bob Thornton

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  1. ellaminnowpea

    I do have a friend with a toddler (happy-40th-birthday-oh-my-god-I’m-pregnant) – but even her little guy already went–with his 21-year-old sister! I’d kill for grandkids, but I’d slit my throat at the thought of having anymore at my age–Gena Davis is out of her mind!!

  2. ellaminnowpea

    **Geena*** — holy crap! & she’s older than me!

  3. Ari

    You could always just say, “Look, I’m here for a snack and a two-hour rest in the air conditioning! F*ck off!”

    It’s what I’d do, at least.

  4. ellaminnowpea

    I miss having little kids–I had 3 girls and 1 boy…..now they’re 3 women and 1 man.
    Shoot–I even miss having teenagers!

  5. Lenok

    386, 389 what the hell is wrong with you? if you’re trying to prove to someone that you don’t care what they say, then stop getting so worked up about it. you are embarassing yourself, and come off as a complete retard. and for the future reference, don’t ever use your name with the word “tsarina,” the proper word is “tsaritca,” and you’re not russian or royalty to use it. so now fuck off this board, and shut up.

  6. ForMeToKnow

    “Posted by herbiefrog on June 9, 2006 08:57 PM

    fuck
    if there was
    a mirical [sic]
    baby
    it wasnt pilo
    it was…

    http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/06/06/third.arm.ap/index.html

    …and the bastards
    …cut it off

    …whatever
    …happened
    …to
    …evolution?”

    What the fuck?

    *snaps fingers to a jazzy beat*

  7. tsarinaamanda

    @405-

    Thanks for the lesson, fuck face. Here in AMERICA, that is how TSARINA is spelled. I have never claimed to be Russian royalty, it is just a screen name, so STFU, you fucking troll. You have NO idea what I am, FYI, I am German, descended from the Hohenzollerns, who are related to the rest of the European nobility, which includes the Romanovs of Russia, the Saxe-Coburg-Gothas (Windsors) of the UK, and the others. Try reading a motherfucking book and you *might* learn something instead of sounding like a complete ass. Oh, and by the way, you still aren’t convincing anyone that you aren’t LameassWhipped by posting under yet ANOTHER name. Keep on trying to convince yourself that actual PEOPLE like you, not just the voices in your head. Now run on back to your trailer, and let the grown-ups talk about grown-up things.

  8. tsarinaamanda

    Oh, and it’s actually TSARITSA, which is exactly the same thing as TSARINA, which is just the English way to spell it. Either way, your stupid fucking ass shouldn’t be correcting people when you yourself cannot spell the word properly. I’d ask you if you feel stupid now, but I’m sure you ALWAYS feel stupid when you try to talk shit and get your ass handed to you, you numb cunt. Like I said earlier, if you’re going to call someone out, at least SPELL the goddamn word correctly! What a GDI.

  9. tsarinaamanda

    Although I am grateful that you spent so much effort in looking up what a TSARINA is, and then spelled it wrong, basically discrediting your stupid argument. I guess Lameass/Whipped just can’t let it go, but that’s how junior high kids are…dumb as a box of rocks.

  10. Lenok

    haha, what a fucking loser. three replies, you really have no life buddy. you just get so worked up about everything, and i don’t have time to read all these crazy ramblings. but honey, here is a a lesson, IT IS the correct way to spell, because it’s the fucking correct pronounciation. i would have to spell it for you in russian, for it to be spelled properly. and just because americans misspell the correct pronunciation doesn’t make it right. but hey, you are a bit slow, so i guess i can forgive it just once. now, change the fucking nickname, it pisses me off. and finally GET A FUCKING LIFE, how many posts do you have on this board??? there is more to life than just superficial.

  11. jane's eyre

    Stoopid Angelina. I want to staple her lips together, right where that obnoxious cleft in her bottom lip is. Who ever heard of a butt-lip? I’ve heard of butt-chins, but never a LIP.

  12. Jenners

    I don’t know about you folks, but I have always wanted to be #412. I can cross this off on my list of goals. I feel like a big weight has bee lifted off my shoulders.

    Oh, and I mean really, Angelina and Brad can claim all they want that they were ‘platonic’ until Brad’s divorce was final, but not all of us see things from their point of view. I for one have no desire to grasp my asscheeks in both of my hands, bend over and stuff my head up my anal cavity, but that’s just me.

  13. Jenners

    *been

  14. WorldWideWendy

    WOW!! Thought I would check back and see what witty comments had been made by other up-to-date web users who enjoy the goofy stuff that appears on this site- and guess what?
    Fuck all.
    What a shame that threads like this turn into clique ‘yo momma is fatter than my momma’slag fests.
    Boring as bat shit.
    I guess it’s true- the american education system HAS dumbed down it’s standards to suit the lowest common denomiator.
    Self indulgent, self important, and a real turn off to people who are new to the site.
    So, if there IS a mediator on this site, and if these posts ARE checked- why not stop those 3 repeat offenders. Not because they swear, or say anything controversial. But because they are so mind numbingly dull!!
    Just a thought.

  15. WorldWideWendy

    By the way- did you know a charactor Vince Vaughn plays , talks about a friend of his- called Shiloh- in one of his films?

  16. I think she should get one above her “hoo-hoo” that says “Bill Bob wuz here”. That will remind Brad everytime he goes down to trim the shubbery or some nonsense like that.

  17. ptprez

    398

    i’ll go with you ella…but i have to warn you, i may do the “popcorn box” trick…

    jane…thanks for the visual of me and another guy going to the movies…pardon me as i go vomit…

  18. sweetcheeks

    I see this site has not updated yet.

    Well, if you want some fresh meat, there’s a pic of Toni Braxton’s nip slip on http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com

    She has the blackest nipples I’ve ever seen. And tiny, too.

  19. sweetcheeks

    Fuck. I’ll try that again.

    http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/

  20. Dr.Rokter

    She should have gotten a tattoo of Elmer Fudd pointing his gun outwards that reads, “Adopt This!”

  21. kandyk0119

    What is the deal? I know she has a unique face, but who wants to bang an ink stained ho, who shows up on the red carpet in a skanky tee swapping slobber with BBT and alerting the media they just f*cked in the car….just one of many very skankilicious public acts of this woman.
    When Jennifer Anniston is beautiful, maybe not as exotic, but very beautiful, very charming and has class.
    Angie will dump Brad soon, that’s just her wishy-washy personality. Then he’ll be lowered to someone like Anna Nicole, or Some other freak show!

  22. SpazzCat71

    My thoughts exactly, kandy! No class whatsoever!

  23. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I have a tattoo above my sphicter that says insert penis here, with a little arrow pointing to the sphincter. I think Ms. Jolie really should quit trying to be like me, wretched little unoriginal thing that she is.

  24. katie

    jennifer aniston is a stupid moron and a horrendous actress on top of that. her jaw is manly, she will always be known as that dumb bitch rachel on friends and will never be an accomplished movie actress. she is boring as hell. angelina is an oscar winner, works for the UN, adopted kids on her own and doesnt give a shit what other people think. aniston in the end will be remembered as the whiny whore that lost brad pitt to someone far more interesting and accomplished.

  25. jane's eyre

    What’s funny is that Angelina got an Oscar playing a drugged-out crazy whore. That was a real stretch for her.

  26. Jenners

    Actually what I find interesting is how the movie ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith” was hot in the box offices purely on account of Brad and Angelina’s ‘platonic’ relationship. And now “The Break Up” has moved into the number 1 spot (it beat out the X-Men *gasps*) because people want to see the chemistry between Vince and Jennifer. We’re such a bunch of fickle bastards. God bless us all.

  27. tsarinaamanda

    @410-

    You can wait FOREVER before I change my name to please your stupid ass. I don’t take orders from you, I guess you’ll just have to continue being pissed off, or pissed ON, which is more likely, due to the drunken hobos you suck off for 50 cents in the trainyard. And you can comment on my life, or lack thereof, I’m SOO sorry I’m not out being a drunken whore like you, I actually have responsibilities to my family, which is yet another thing you will never have, being the STD-ridden bag of lard that you are, and how your mother probably sold your faux-Russian ass to an American, which is unfortunate for the citizens of the USA. So, GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU’LL BE WAITING FOREVER FOR ME TO DO A GODDAMN THING YOU “DEMAND” OF ME. Oh, and if you’re SO Russian, go ahead and WRITE it in Russian, although I seriously doubt you even know how to speak/write/understand it, you poseur. Or, as we all know you, LAMEASS/WHIPPED. Or, more simply, TROLL. But keep looking up the info online to pretend you know what you’re talking about, in fact, I’m actually flattered that you are spending so much time to convince me.

  28. lightandsweet

    :( calm down amanda. you’re better than them don’t let them get to you!

  29. tsarinaamanda

    If you don’t like it, Wendy, then you are free to leave. Nobody is forcing you to be here, or to read shit that has nothing to do with you.

  30. tsarinaamanda

    @428-

    Thank you, I know I shouldn’t let Lameass/Whipped posting under another name get to me, but I really hate people who TRY to sound smart, but know NOTHING about what they’re talking about. And I actually do have a life, I just have a 3 day weekend and my stepdad is really sick, so I have to stay at home to keep an eye on him because he has MS and cannot walk. I would MUCH rather take care of someone who I love and respect than be out drinking, or shopping, or whatever to try to pretend I’m something I’m not.

  31. lightandsweet

    @430- Trust me, I understand. I hate people that are know-it-alls when in fact, they know shit. And it’s nobody’s business how many times you post. I don’t see why they care. If they take the time to check and see how many times you post and what you write, then they too spend alot of time on here. And that’s nice that you are taking care of your stepdad :)

  32. katie

    the fact that anyone on here is debating /feels the need to justify their life on a CELEBRITY GOSSIP website pretty much means they are lame by default. honestly, everyone needs to get a fucking life, how old are all of you anyway?

  33. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I’m 87 and I really wish you kids would quit talking about pussy-eating and anal probes and shit so much. It really offends me.

  34. lightandsweet

    I’m 99 and I agree with osh. It really offends me also.

  35. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Well I’m 107 and I can’t stand all this talk about rectal herpes and bleeding cunt sores being chewed on by slut with big tits. My stars.

  36. I was at a pool hall once, where a waitress had a girl’s name tattoed on her arm. I asked her if that was her name, and she said, “No, it’s my daughter’s.” So, thinking I was very clever, I asked her if she was afraid of forgetting her daughter’s name. To which she replied, “No, she’s dead.” After that I avoided her, mostly so that I could quietly feel terrible about what I had said.

  37. Nan

    She’s such a freak, with her hard to see (tease) tattoos, and personally I think her’s are all ugly ones. She’s too pretty to have such ugly tatoos every dam where. She should use some of her money to fix her old looking vein arms she has. Her self esteem must not be as high as people think. She’s been sooo unpredictable and unstable that it’s kind of scary to see her as a mom now. Hopefully she’s changed. Not that I’m a Chinnifer fan, she’s really annoys me with her stupid fake smiles and her selfish attitude about not wanting kids, she deserves being with that nasty Vince.

  38. Seamus Begonia Smell

    holy shit praz, that sucks. honest mistake though.

    #21–lol!

  39. WorldWideWendy

    I think I have decided my role is to have the last word.
    LAST!!!!

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