Angelina Jolie showed up to her Wednesday press conference with a new tattoo on her shoulder where she used to have Billy Bob Thornton
That bruise-looking thing used to be a dragon.
I read somewhere that Charlie Sheen has cordinates tatooed on strategic parts of his body as well. It’s speculated that said coordinates lead to whorehouses in Texas , California, Detroit, Haiti, Bangladesh, Bombay, Kazaksthan and to the house of a lone Phillipino hooker.
@40, I don’t know why but I find that “your name” bit hilarious.
Godammit I must cleanse myself of my inner redneck.
First of all THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE FUNNY POSTS. My God, I’m rolling on the floor and I needed it after today.
Secondly to the prepubescent teenage boys and girls that say how much they love the freaky family, go the fuck away to your perez board and let us have our fun here. It’s not like we’re going to change our minds.
Lastly, my friends. I am literally beaming. I am glowing. Because of what I have found from a legitimate source. These two humanitarians who fight for human rights around the world have knowingly employed this bully and we have all read about the assaults that took place in front of Maddox in the last couple of months, but finally charges are being pressed againt Holie’s geriatric WWF wannabe “bodyguard”. Here is the link. Another interesting tidbit, Mickey was also a suspect in a very high profile murder in England that has yet to be solved. Why would such humanitarians, who just give and give and give allow their employees to treat other human beings in such a way? Why? Why?
Now that we’ve read this we can guess what the as yet “undisclosed” charity is.
Wait a minute….let’s see. Angelina believes it’s wrong to sleep with a married man as she has been quoted saying several times….unless it pertains to her. Basic human rights are important and should be enjoyed by EVERYBODY….unless it pertains to her and disrupting her level of comfort… Do I even need to mention the biological baby she would never have because that would leave another orphan in the world?
And #34, I’m quite sure that Maddox was born in that pond. Or a nearby rice paddy.
#42 uncle charlie is due here
no wait, i still have some upstairs :)
see you bitches
well monday maybe :)
gf over (pussywhipped whiplash sound :) ]
but enjoy the empathy :)
over and out :)
Here are my coordinates: 126.96.36.199 N 76.30.03.60 E
Come visit me, anytime.
@44 I’ll you something about the treatment of human beings. Papparazzis, Papparazzos, celebrity photographers and all realated scum ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS they are lower in the evolutionary scale than protozoa and Paris Hilton. They all deserve brutal deaths and then some.
You could roll all the celebrities and all who cater to them and drop’em straight to hell and I wouldn’t shed a tear.
Enjoyed any goat-porn recently?
ummm 47…maybe i misunderstand your post but you are on the superficial right? If it werent for your so-called celebrity scummers—you wouldnt have anything to comment on at the fish…if you dont like papparazzi’s why do you read this. You are a celebrity junkie just like the rest of us.
I could see getting your kids’ names tattoo’d on you somewhere, but coordinates is just weird.
How’s my favorite mountain man?
Sad and lonely without your hotness. I can barely track a bull elk, with visions of you dancing through my un satiable head!
Tranny- tracking an elk is probably easier if you were actually outside… I’m just guessing of course.
Unless you’re playing the deer hunter game…in which case, ahhhh, fuckit.
I need a drink.
How about getting your husband’s name tattooed on you? Or your dog’s? I plan to get a picture of her face with her name when she dies. She’s a good dog. I need a drink too.
love the rack.
mmm… Angelina’s tattos and fresh breast milk…
who could ask for anything more???
53– only get your husband’s name tattooed on you if you want a divorce. Same if you decide to get your wedding ring tatt’d on.
Trust me on this. Hehe…
I’d get my dog’s name tattooed somewhere on me before I’d get the man’s done. The dog is likely more dependable, and doesn’t bitch if you drink the last beer. OK, MY dog doesn’t at least… can’t speak for yours.
I have a tat… getting another one soon…. they are addictive and when I got my first done, the weird thing was, I felt high…. It was really euphoric. Strange, yet true…
RE: number 44’s link about the body guard- having checked that site- I found the better story in the ‘related stories’ section about Namibia’s next big event being a world record attempt at creating the world biggest sausage( apparantly known as a braai- which I thought was blind person writing….no…wait…) any way- i thought THAT was a better story. Brad Pitt- in namibia- AND the world biggest sausage.Symbiosis.
If only you knew what I have done this week. Chainsaw work, hauling logs out of the forest, basically haven’t been indoors all week, even sleeping in my hamock.
just dawned on me, impersonator, Ari does not drink. So, if you will, enjoy the feces spraying from my “nasty” orifice, don’t be afraid to suicide bomb. Alone. As you always will be.
‘Namibia – a country with it’s eyes on the future’. (oh, and crackpot neighbors filled with starving supressed people, routinely killed off by their genocidal governments run by lunatic dictators.)
‘Africa- something for all the family’
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