Angelina Jolie showed up to her Wednesday press conference with a new tattoo on her shoulder where she used to have Billy Bob Thornton
That’s sanscrit for the size of Billy Bob’s cock. She wants to remind Brad know he can always be replaced.
hey i wonder where she is going to make a new tattoo lol
HA HA IN YOUR FACE ANISTON!!!
Team Jolie Rulez!!!
love that one Team Jolie
I have a tattoo on my arm that says “Your name.”
“I love Shiloh the most.” Just kidding. That’ll go on her forehead.
Wrong. She’s saving that for a nice big ‘Let go of my ears, I know what I’m doing’
Ah, yes. But what if (God forbid) Jolie was involved in a horrible accident and somehow, the only way for the rescuers to determine where she is from came from these coordinates? It would throw their search WAY off.
@#27 not to cramp you style or anything but, if the coordinates are tatooed on HER, wouldn’t they have already found her?
just throwing it out there :)
If I only need to wear an aluminum hat to keep probes out of my mind- does that mean guys should wear foil on their willy’s?
Do you think she calls Brad ‘Bradly’ when he’s in trouble?
It sounds so much naughtier.
AND…why hasn’t she lost her baby weight yet- it’d been more than a week for christs sake!!! slack, fat cow.She’s making all us yummy mummy’s look bad.
Seriously. Thanks to all the people who claim they are “first”. I really enjoy that.
Little bit of crazy
I suppose it’s so she won’t forget where she got them and can send them back home. Because eventually, she will realize that she doesn’t need to raise a UN when she already has her own cancer-curing-ly, world-peace creating-ly, blindingly beautiful child to dote on.
I just plugged the first coodinates into Google Earth and it landed in a pond next to the runway at the Pochentong Intl. Airport in Phnom Penh, Cambodia. Was Maddox born in a pond next to an airport or was Angelina too lazy to get accurate coordinates?
Oh, and that strange, malformed, blue-ish mark on her arm from her ‘Billy-Bob’ tattoo is very charming. Makes me wanna go have my new boyfriend Thor’s name tatooed on my forehead. We’re going to be together forever!
I don’t care what peeps think…SHE ROCKS!!!! and she hooked up with the man she is meant to be with…
I ALWAYS felt that Jen and Brad were a mismatch…..she is a simp gimp
Whatever…weirdo! You are so “different” Angelina, and so cool in a high school kind of way…like, really!
if there was
a mirical [sic]
it wasnt pilo
…and the bastards
…cut it off
She is going to decide how many kids to have based on the number of birthplace tatoos it will take to cover up the ugly tatoo removal scar as well.
#19 – You better hope that Mark McGuire isn’t reading this…
A friend of a friend is engaged to a fuckin’ redneck from Arkansas and he has a tattoo that says “your name” on his ass. He gets all drunk when they’re here and runs around trying to bet “I have your name on my ass.” I guess people in Arkansas fall for that or something.
I, on the other hand, have a tattoo of a pig wearing a top hat and a green suit, holding a four-leaf clover on my ass. I have no idea when or where I got it. Man! I used to get wasted!!
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