Angelina Jolie has a new tattoo

June 9th, 2006 // 439 Comments
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Angelina Jolie showed up to her Wednesday press conference with a new tattoo on her shoulder where she used to have Billy Bob Thornton

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  1. sabahat

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!

  2. jane's eyre

    I guess that’s so she knows where they came from, so when she gets bored of them she can dump them back where she picked them up.

  3. jane's eyre

    I have a tattoo on my arm that says, Wherever I go, there I am.

  4. It’s one of the few tattoos I’ve seen that aren’t ridiculous.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

  5. LeadingLadybug

    Someday she’s going to have so many coordinates on that arm it’ll look like she’s wearing a long-sleeved shirt.

  6. huhwah

    3
    I have a tattoo of an anchor on my forearm.
    OK, no I dont, but Popeye does!

  7. jane's eyre

    6
    “ah-guh-guh-guh-guh!”

  8. eiram_1

    Tattoos are way to trendy now, there is even a Bratz doll with tattoo’s now.

  9. Binky

    Angie – that’s not what they meant when they said they weren’t co-ordinated.

  10. Binky

    Like stripes and checks don’t go – ask a gay guy

  11. waterranger

    The coordinates are so that she can take them home again when Shiloh grows up to be the prettiest child and the others are just foreign and adopted.

  12. bamanvinnie

    I’m waiting for the family portrait on her back. And then when she and Brad spilt, there’ll be a giant black X. Or instead a bear holding the baby.

  13. waterranger

    The coordinates are so that she can take them all home when she’s done with them!

  14. honey

    babies make good vacation souvenirs

  15. WorldWideWendy

    Angie, Angie , Angie- how about buying your babies teddy bears hmmmm? A new tattoo on mummy is very nice-is very nice- some kids also like recieving books and toys too…

  16. waterranger

    oops sorry for the double posting of the completely obvios and already mentioned, guys.

    But Tattoos are trashy.

    Angelina is trashy.

    And Bored Blonde is trashy.

  17. Puppy Kicker

    How do we know they’re not coordinates to a lost treasure? Or the lost continent of Atlantis?? Hmmm…

  18. WorldWideWendy

    I imagine that the c section she had really buggered up that big tattoo on her belly- has she thought about what will happen when the scientologists alien masters come back to earth and start probing everyone?I heard they go for the arms…..( I am covering the inside of my house in aluminum foil as we speak….)

  19. jane's eyre

    18

    Don’t worry about doing the whole house, you only need an aluminum hat to keep them from reading your mind.

  20. ChickenScratch

    Thanks #16, I almost choked on my cereal.

    That Blonde came out of nowhere!

    To be fair, when I had my first son, I had his initials tattooed on my ankle, however, I was 22 years old.
    8 years later I had my other son, but there is no way in hell I’m going through that again. Besides, he’s 16 months old and a walking nightmare, I’m thinking of sending him back. How many baby’s do you all know who bang their head on the floor, not carpet, but TILE floor when they don’t get what they want? This boy doesn’t fuck around!
    I of course, being older and wiser, than with the first one, just sit there and watch him until he’s done having a shit fit. Then I like to piss him off and see if he’ll do it again…

    I’m just kidding, he does bang his head, and I do sit there and watch, but I don’t really want to send him back or piss him off just to see this.

    I have now said too much, but I covered my ass incase one of you calls CPS.

  21. RichPort

    That’s sanscrit for the size of Billy Bob’s cock. She wants to remind Brad know he can always be replaced.

  22. Cooky

    hey i wonder where she is going to make a new tattoo lol

  23. BarbadoSlim

    HA HA IN YOUR FACE ANISTON!!!

    Team Jolie Rulez!!!

  24. Cooky

    love that one Team Jolie

  25. ScriptRadar

    I have a tattoo on my arm that says “Your name.”

  26. spamnews


    “I love Shiloh the most.” Just kidding. That’ll go on her forehead.

    Wrong. She’s saving that for a nice big ‘Let go of my ears, I know what I’m doing’

  27. Ah, yes. But what if (God forbid) Jolie was involved in a horrible accident and somehow, the only way for the rescuers to determine where she is from came from these coordinates? It would throw their search WAY off.

  28. BarbadoSlim

    @#27 not to cramp you style or anything but, if the coordinates are tatooed on HER, wouldn’t they have already found her?

    just throwing it out there :)

  29. WorldWideWendy

    If I only need to wear an aluminum hat to keep probes out of my mind- does that mean guys should wear foil on their willy’s?
    Do you think she calls Brad ‘Bradly’ when he’s in trouble?
    It sounds so much naughtier.

  30. WorldWideWendy

    AND…why hasn’t she lost her baby weight yet- it’d been more than a week for christs sake!!! slack, fat cow.She’s making all us yummy mummy’s look bad.

  31. BigEyedFish

    Seriously. Thanks to all the people who claim they are “first”. I really enjoy that.

  32. ultra8201

    Little bit of crazy

    http://ultra8201.blogspot.com

  33. aivilo

    I suppose it’s so she won’t forget where she got them and can send them back home. Because eventually, she will realize that she doesn’t need to raise a UN when she already has her own cancer-curing-ly, world-peace creating-ly, blindingly beautiful child to dote on.

  34. Si Klegg

    I just plugged the first coodinates into Google Earth and it landed in a pond next to the runway at the Pochentong Intl. Airport in Phnom Penh, Cambodia. Was Maddox born in a pond next to an airport or was Angelina too lazy to get accurate coordinates?

  35. aivilo

    Oh, and that strange, malformed, blue-ish mark on her arm from her ‘Billy-Bob’ tattoo is very charming. Makes me wanna go have my new boyfriend Thor’s name tatooed on my forehead. We’re going to be together forever!

  36. Toonlite

    I don’t care what peeps think…SHE ROCKS!!!! and she hooked up with the man she is meant to be with…

    I ALWAYS felt that Jen and Brad were a mismatch…..she is a simp gimp

  37. gogoboots

    Whatever…weirdo! You are so “different” Angelina, and so cool in a high school kind of way…like, really!

  38. herbiefrog

    fuck
    if there was
    a mirical [sic]
    baby
    it wasnt pilo
    it was…

    http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/06/06/third.arm.ap/index.html

    …and the bastards
    …cut it off

    …whatever
    …happened
    …to
    …evolution?

  39. kelligreen

    She is going to decide how many kids to have based on the number of birthplace tatoos it will take to cover up the ugly tatoo removal scar as well.

  40. Jacq

    #19 – You better hope that Mark McGuire isn’t reading this…

    A friend of a friend is engaged to a fuckin’ redneck from Arkansas and he has a tattoo that says “your name” on his ass. He gets all drunk when they’re here and runs around trying to bet “I have your name on my ass.” I guess people in Arkansas fall for that or something.

    I, on the other hand, have a tattoo of a pig wearing a top hat and a green suit, holding a four-leaf clover on my ass. I have no idea when or where I got it. Man! I used to get wasted!!

  41. jane's eyre

    35

    That bruise-looking thing used to be a dragon.

  42. BarbadoSlim

    I read somewhere that Charlie Sheen has cordinates tatooed on strategic parts of his body as well. It’s speculated that said coordinates lead to whorehouses in Texas , California, Detroit, Haiti, Bangladesh, Bombay, Kazaksthan and to the house of a lone Phillipino hooker.

  43. BarbadoSlim

    @40, I don’t know why but I find that “your name” bit hilarious.

    Godammit I must cleanse myself of my inner redneck.

  44. JolieIsADiseaseRiddenBloodsuckingWhore

    First of all THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE FUNNY POSTS. My God, I’m rolling on the floor and I needed it after today.

    Secondly to the prepubescent teenage boys and girls that say how much they love the freaky family, go the fuck away to your perez board and let us have our fun here. It’s not like we’re going to change our minds.

    Lastly, my friends. I am literally beaming. I am glowing. Because of what I have found from a legitimate source. These two humanitarians who fight for human rights around the world have knowingly employed this bully and we have all read about the assaults that took place in front of Maddox in the last couple of months, but finally charges are being pressed againt Holie’s geriatric WWF wannabe “bodyguard”. Here is the link. Another interesting tidbit, Mickey was also a suspect in a very high profile murder in England that has yet to be solved. Why would such humanitarians, who just give and give and give allow their employees to treat other human beings in such a way? Why? Why?
    http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=84&art_id=qw1149870601917B255

    Now that we’ve read this we can guess what the as yet “undisclosed” charity is.

    Wait a minute….let’s see. Angelina believes it’s wrong to sleep with a married man as she has been quoted saying several times….unless it pertains to her. Basic human rights are important and should be enjoyed by EVERYBODY….unless it pertains to her and disrupting her level of comfort… Do I even need to mention the biological baby she would never have because that would leave another orphan in the world?

    And #34, I’m quite sure that Maddox was born in that pond. Or a nearby rice paddy.

  45. herbiefrog

    #42 uncle charlie is due here
    any day

    no wait, i still have some upstairs :)

    ok, gottago
    see you bitches
    well monday maybe :)
    gf over (pussywhipped whiplash sound :) ]
    but enjoy the empathy :)
    over and out :)

  46. jane's eyre

    Here are my coordinates: 35.52.58.51 N 76.30.03.60 E

    Come visit me, anytime.

  47. BarbadoSlim

    @44 I’ll you something about the treatment of human beings. Papparazzis, Papparazzos, celebrity photographers and all realated scum ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS they are lower in the evolutionary scale than protozoa and Paris Hilton. They all deserve brutal deaths and then some.

    You could roll all the celebrities and all who cater to them and drop’em straight to hell and I wouldn’t shed a tear.

  48. TrannyGranny

    Slim;

    Enjoyed any goat-porn recently?

  49. sierra1438

    ummm 47…maybe i misunderstand your post but you are on the superficial right? If it werent for your so-called celebrity scummers—you wouldnt have anything to comment on at the fish…if you dont like papparazzi’s why do you read this. You are a celebrity junkie just like the rest of us.

  50. Ari

    I could see getting your kids’ names tattoo’d on you somewhere, but coordinates is just weird.

    Hey, Tranny!
    How’s my favorite mountain man?

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