Angelina Jolie showed up to her Wednesday press conference with a new tattoo on her shoulder where she used to have Billy Bob Thornton
I guess that’s so she knows where they came from, so when she gets bored of them she can dump them back where she picked them up.
I have a tattoo on my arm that says, Wherever I go, there I am.
It’s one of the few tattoos I’ve seen that aren’t ridiculous.
Someday she’s going to have so many coordinates on that arm it’ll look like she’s wearing a long-sleeved shirt.
I have a tattoo of an anchor on my forearm.
OK, no I dont, but Popeye does!
Tattoos are way to trendy now, there is even a Bratz doll with tattoo’s now.
Angie – that’s not what they meant when they said they weren’t co-ordinated.
The coordinates are so that she can take them home again when Shiloh grows up to be the prettiest child and the others are just foreign and adopted.
Like stripes and checks don’t go – ask a gay guy
I’m waiting for the family portrait on her back. And then when she and Brad spilt, there’ll be a giant black X. Or instead a bear holding the baby.
The coordinates are so that she can take them all home when she’s done with them!
babies make good vacation souvenirs
Angie, Angie , Angie- how about buying your babies teddy bears hmmmm? A new tattoo on mummy is very nice-is very nice- some kids also like recieving books and toys too…
oops sorry for the double posting of the completely obvios and already mentioned, guys.
But Tattoos are trashy.
Angelina is trashy.
And Bored Blonde is trashy.
How do we know they’re not coordinates to a lost treasure? Or the lost continent of Atlantis?? Hmmm…
I imagine that the c section she had really buggered up that big tattoo on her belly- has she thought about what will happen when the scientologists alien masters come back to earth and start probing everyone?I heard they go for the arms…..( I am covering the inside of my house in aluminum foil as we speak….)
Don’t worry about doing the whole house, you only need an aluminum hat to keep them from reading your mind.
Thanks #16, I almost choked on my cereal.
That Blonde came out of nowhere!
To be fair, when I had my first son, I had his initials tattooed on my ankle, however, I was 22 years old.
8 years later I had my other son, but there is no way in hell I’m going through that again. Besides, he’s 16 months old and a walking nightmare, I’m thinking of sending him back. How many baby’s do you all know who bang their head on the floor, not carpet, but TILE floor when they don’t get what they want? This boy doesn’t fuck around!
I of course, being older and wiser, than with the first one, just sit there and watch him until he’s done having a shit fit. Then I like to piss him off and see if he’ll do it again…
I’m just kidding, he does bang his head, and I do sit there and watch, but I don’t really want to send him back or piss him off just to see this.
I have now said too much, but I covered my ass incase one of you calls CPS.
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