Angelina Jolie buys Zahara a matching purse

September 7th, 2007 // 239 Comments
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Thought Angelina Jolie was different from every other celebrity because she goes around saving the world? Well she’s not. She bought her 2-year-old daughter Zahara a white Valentino purse identical to hers. Because, you know, 2-year-olds need purses. And not just any purses. Valentino purses. What, your 2-year-old daughter doesn’t have a designer handbag? Oh my God you’re a loser. Go get a job or something. Next you’ll tell me you don’t even have your own helicopter. I’m embarrassed just talking to you.

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  1. Wicked Wendy

    Come on SUPERFISH!!!

    Why not do a post on that dickhead Gordon Ramseys cooked cock? Seems to be a story tailor made for this site….

    HOOOOOOOO

  2. redinkstain

    BLACK PEOPLE IN THIS POST: go to a Black message board to talk about issues. Discussing our issues in the company of White people will only fustrate you because of their dumb/uniformed/entitlement complex influenced opinions on us.

    kthanksbye.

  3. fatty

    Number 1, Brandy never had her hair done. Thats The PROBLEM. If you look at all her pictures from when she was a little girl, she always had a bird’s nest has a hairstyle. Even on TV she looked a mess. Number 2, no one said for the child to wear weave or fake braiding hair. But They can make a effort to style it. COME ON! I never said the little girl wasn’t cute. Sure she is. But that doesn’t erase the fact, her hair needs to be properly MAINTAINED.

  4. fatty

    Numéro 1 eau-de-vie fine n’a jamais fait faire ses cheveux. Thats le PROBLÈME. Si vous la regardez tout des images de quand elle était une petite fille, elle a toujours eu le nid d’un oiseau a une coiffure. Même sur la TV elle a regardé un désordre. Le numéro 2, personne a indiqué pour que l’enfant porte des cheveux d’armure ou de tressage d’article truqué. Mais ils peuvent faire un effort de le dénommer. ALLONS ! Je n’ai jamais dit que la petite fille n’était pas mignonne. Sûr elle est. Mais cela n’efface pas le fait, ses cheveux doit ÊTRE CORRECTEMENT MAINTENU.

  5. kellygrrrl

    That is absolutely adorable!
    Every little girl wants to copy Mommy. It’s sweet.
    My daughter did it all the time when she was little.
    I totally splurged on her, too. Of course, my economic level is not exactly close to Angelina’s so I wasn’t exactly splurging on Valentino.
    AJ has carried this bag all summer. She just finally switched to her Fall bag, which is a big gray knit slouchy hobo number. She could probably knit little copies for Z and Shiloh

  6. Victoria

    I think it is cute. I don’t see what the big deal is.

  7. alyssa

    Mr. Superficial,
    honestly.. I want to see YOU. Look at perez. he’s all over the fuckin place. LETS SEE YOU!!!

    SUPERFICIAL SUPERFICIAL SUPERFICIAL!
    fuck I said it too many times… superficial? shit.

  8. I hate people

    Just take a second to realize how fucked up it that someone who knows and has seen the horrible conditions of the third world still feels entitled to blow thousands of dollars on designer bags when she unlike the sheltered oblivious masses knows that kids go hungry in one part of the world and in another part carry around bags that could feed a village.

  9. Tiffany

    Any child of someone that makes millions is going to be spoiled in SOME way. For example, getting used to the attention from photographers etc…comes without having to buy your child anything. In reality, how many of us would adopt a child we didn’t create, I think what she is doing is positive, so what if she bought her daughter a purse…should have it been a my little pony instead?

  10. Long like my legs

    Oh I see the Hollywood Humanitarian is showing us just how well she walks the walk she so proudly talks; holding her little adopted child, they’re so cute and coordinated with their matching designer bags. I wonder which cost more the purses or the kid.

    Veingelina why can’t you just own up to being a pretentious hypocrite. Real humanitarians wouldn’t know where to find a designer purse they are too busy trying to help this hell hole of a world and using the thousands of dollars idiot celebrities would just throw away on a fucking bag to help build schools and make sure that people can live with some kind of comfort and dignity.

    This woman is a lot more like Paris Hilton than many would like to admit. You can’t have it both ways. You can’t fly in your private helicopter to parties in the Hamptons wearing $10,000 designer shit and then go around claiming your a humanitarian because it boosts your massive ego to spend a little bit of your luxurious pampered life in African countries(where are rules and laws are lifted for your royal ass) and hold press conferences where you talk oh so passionately about world poverty wearing a watch that costs more than a minivan and constantly giving interviews bragging about all of your generous efforts.

    This woman and her dickless bitch of a husband are nothing but pure ego and everything she does is about building a giant monument to herself because what matters most to this woman is her image and her overblown ego. Sadly her idiot husband is one of those brainless losers who can’t be single because he can’t think for himself, co dependent little fucker!

    I could give a fuck if people think St. Hooker Veins is the hottest chick on earth, big fucking deal; tits, ass, lips who the fuck cares when she’s such a giant self absorbed lunatic. I have zero respect for this woman, her hideous douche bag husband or his stupid ex wife.

    They can go about their insane lives, I pity their soon to be traumatized children but the real problem is how many losers look up to these complete morons.

  11. Long like my legs

    Oh I see the Hollywood Humanitarian is showing us just how well she walks the walk she so proudly talks; holding her little adopted child, they’re so cute and coordinated with their matching designer bags. I wonder which cost more the purses or the kid.

    Veingelina why can’t you just own up to being a pretentious hypocrite. Real humanitarians wouldn’t know where to find a designer purse they are too busy trying to help this hell hole of a world and using the thousands of dollars idiot celebrities would just throw away on a fucking bag to help build schools and make sure that people can live with some kind of comfort and dignity.

    This woman is a lot more like Paris Hilton than many would like to admit. You can’t have it both ways. You can’t fly in your private helicopter to parties in the Hamptons wearing $10,000 designer shit and then go around claiming your a humanitarian because it boosts your massive ego to spend a little bit of your luxurious pampered life in African countries(where are rules and laws are lifted for your royal ass) and hold press conferences where you talk oh so passionately about world poverty wearing a watch that costs more than a minivan and constantly giving interviews bragging about all of your generous efforts.

    This woman and her dickless bitch of a husband are nothing but pure ego and everything she does is about building a giant monument to herself because what matters most to this woman is her image and her overblown ego. Sadly her idiot husband is one of those brainless losers who can’t be single because he can’t think for himself, co dependent little fucker!

    I could give a fuck if people think St. Hooker Veins is the hottest chick on earth, big fucking deal; tits, ass, lips who the fuck cares when she’s such a giant self absorbed lunatic. I have zero respect for this woman, her hideous douche bag husband or his stupid ex wife.

    They can go about their insane lives, I pity their soon to be traumatized children but the real problem is how many losers look up to these complete morons.

  12. Long like my legs

    fucking double post

  13. @62 Kind of like your legs.

  14. applecrisp

    Will she still carry Zahara whens she’s 21? Have we ever seen this child walk?

  15. Devin

    I truly hate Angelina however, if you go to the purseblog.com they mention that the bag was made for Zahara and sent to her as a gift. Valentino has been sucking up to Angelina for a couple of years now. He even mentioned that she was the last remaining superstar actress he had not dressed.

  16. Ruff

    Anyone else see something wrong with this picture?

  17. Whatever

    #17 Sasha,

    You need some help. I know you’re only 17 but you need to learn how to spell and form sentences. If you’re really heading off to college, perhaps you should be more concerned about your education and not about being “sexy” and arrogant on your myspace page.

  18. krypto

    she has worms crawling around just under her forearm skin.

  19. Wicked Wendy

    #66..RUFF….eww!! eww!! eww!! Tell me!! Tell me !! Tell me !!!

    I must be blind……..I think Z looks healthy and happy, much better than she looked when they brought her to the US…..

  20. Karen

    Can that kid still not walk? Oh, I forgot, Angie. If you lug the kids around like that, your skanky face will be in the same camera frame. Got it!

  21. Anna

    People, you all need a reality check. Who cares if she and her daughter have matching purses. She’s in a much higher pay bracket than the rest of us. It isn’t unusual. Get a grip. How about the many thousands upon thousands of dollars she donates to her humanitarian causes. Go ahead…say it’s a tax write off…how many thousands do any of you donate? Or how about this? How about the thousands of hours of her time that she donates to worthy and charitable causes? She can buy her daughter a convertible Bentley if she so chooses. Envy will get you no where! And for the pedophile perv. #31, you can absolutely be tracked through your IP address. I’d watch what I say online…sicko…

  22. Karolina

    Just a question: Can Zahara walk? ….. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her walk, or stand on her own for that matter. If there is a pic out there somewhere could someone tell me because this is starting to bother me.

  23. Anna

    Oh and P.S.
    She flippin’ gorgeous no matter what your perceptions of her are. Inside and out, she’s beautiful. People are so jealous.

  24. A Fan

    #58…she has done more for those impoverished people in the last 5 years of her life, financially and emotionally, than i’m almost certain you have done for your local soup kitchen in the last thirty. Shut up or put up.

  25. Poor Angie

    #12

    Angie would fall asleep because Alba would bore her to death with her habit of stating the obvious.

  26. I THINK THAT THIS WEBSITE IS TOTALLY LAME!

    I THINK THAT THE EDITORS ARE SOME JEALOUS BITCHES, AND I THINK THAT THE POSTERS ARE TO! I THINK THAT ALL OF YOU MUST BE SOME UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS TO TALK ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL, DON’T HATE BECAUSE ANGLEINA’S LIPS, AND ZAHARA LIPS ARE WAYYYYYYYYYY FATTER THAN YOURS, AND THAT THEY HAVE MATCHING BAGS!

    THAT IS ADORABLE, IT DOESN’T MATTER IF SHE IS 1, IT IS CUTE!
    WHY ISN’T SUPERFICIAL SAVING THE FUCKING WORLD? U DUMBASSES ISN’T EVEN NEWS WORTHY! PEREZ, IS KICKING YOUR ASS! PATHETIC JOURNALISM!

  27. Blubbo Teh Clown

    Oh for Odin’s sake…why the hell does anyone find this skank attractive? Honestly…what is it guys, what do you find so “hawt” about this disgusting graffiti’d two-by-four? Or have you failed noticed her complete and utter lack of an ass and hips? SHE. IS. VILE.

    So what is it? Did you fall for her copious stupid tattoos? “Oooh she has tattoos, that means she must be a bad girl!” (Yeah her and every other stupid female with those above-the-ass tattoos) Or were you drawn in by those disturbing collagen-inflated lips? Or her stupid “romulan”-style haircut she sported in her early movies? Or maybe it was her fabulous temporary British accent she was sporting a few years ago, just like McDonna.

    Give me a break.

  28. lambman

    lol, I like it.

  29. mskim

    Gee, guess we shouldn’t believe what her brother said about her being so skinny cause she felt guilty eating cause of all the poor people in the world who don’t have enough food to eat.

    But then again, those poor people can’t EAT the bag so maybe she doesn’t eat, BUT instead buys bags that cost thousands of dollars.

    Oh, and the bag is fugly. I don’t care if it’s Valentino and costs more than my paycheck.

  30. 77

    if you don’t like he. don’t comment! she din’t know you, and you hate her..why di anybody listen to you..if they do! How is she vile? what have she done to you? oh wait……didn’t adopt your meth addicted babies? yeah, that must be it..well honey sheis getting around to it! just keep putting them in your trailer home window, and maybe, just maybe you will catch her swinging her $1, 204 purse in front of that cumcumber that you call your nose! BITCH!

  31. CCW

    I think its cute.

    Aniston would get her daughter a bag of weed. If she ever had a daughter, which she never will, because she’s a man.

  32. nikkifickletavi

    For all who think this is ‘cute:’ the hypocrisy alone of her carrying an expensive bag herself is unfathomable, proving that she is no humanitarian – only humanitarian enough that it makes her ‘sad’ to see those ‘poor people’ on TV. To have her daughter carrying a purse worth more than the GNP of her homeland, coming from a country in the poverty it is, is more than hypocritical, it is just truly evil to be so thoughtless and selfish. I am not jealous of her at all. Giving money in doesn’t make anyone a humanitarian #71. Self sacrifice is what true humanitarians do. Obviously, self sacrifice isn’t even in angie’s vocabulary.

    And, I love to spend a few minutes of free time making fun of celebs like this. It makes me feel much superior to these ridiculous rich people, #76 – who cares what they look like. It would be hell to be so concerned with every physical flaw, then be such a hypocrite on the inside. Keep it up superficial, our self-esteem needs this boost every week!

  33. CupcakeMagee

    I think that’s adorable and it’s also a great idea for a marketing concept… “Mommy & Me Purses.”

  34. CupcakeMagee

    Hey Nikkifickletavi, why don’t you get off the cross for a few minutes, there’s some homeless people outside who could use the wood for their campfires you obnoxious spaz monkey.

  35. nina

    So pretty ,…….Ethiopia rocks!!!

  36. 82

    shut the fuck up! they can carry matching bags if they want to! Now you know that Zahara would have never carried a bag like that..If she was still in Ethiopia! I agree with 84! I think that is adorable that her, and her daughter is carrying matching bags..I can wait until Shiloh gets older. so they all can carry matching bags! I can’t wait until the boys get older, maybe they can go four wheeling with their handsome dad! LOVE THEM! How many people in american carry expensive bags? and you are coming down on her, for having matching bags with her daughter! HOW LAME, and SHALLOW!

  37. cocaKelli

    Richers! Fucking Richers!

  38. Vanessa

    OMG… I’m pretty sure Angelina had the same purse when she was out with Shiloh and the rest of the kids at the Petting Zoo in NYC Central Park! The proof is in the pudding, it looks like the same purse strap. Check out the pics @: http://www.bestcelebgossip.com/2007/08/31/angelina-jolie-out-with-the-kids/ I sure hope that she bought one for Shiloh, too.

  39. OMG… I’m pretty sure Angelina had the same purse when she was out with Shiloh and the rest of the kids at the Petting Zoo in NYC Central Park! The proof is in the pudding, it looks like the same purse strap. Check out the pics @: http://www.bestcelebgossip.com/2007/08/31/angelina-jolie-out-with-the-kids/ I sure hope that she bought one for Shiloh, too.

  40. Wicked Wendy

    ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

    #76 BRANDISH………is that you Brit???? Or just one of your pathetic fans?

    Read her comment above and click on the name link……..Pathetic,really….

  41. MrKat

    Did anyone else notice in the last posted pic, the strange binky on the bodyguards/manny’s finger?

  42. wedgeone

    frick! emailed me this one:

    Q: What’s black, blue, and brown and hates sex?
    A: The 10-year old Filipino boy in my trunk!

  43. HEYCUMINWENDYMOUTH

    SHUT THE FUCK UP! I HAVE THE OPTION TO LIKE WHO THE FUCK I WANT TO! INSECT GRUBBING WHORE! BRITNEY, IS GOING TO COME BACK, AND YOUR FUNKY CUNT HAVING ASS IS GOING TO BE ALL ON HER ASS LIKE THE CHEAP WHORE THAT YOU ARE! WENDYCUMMOUTH!

  44. LadyJane

    Sweet Baby Jesus, there are some real nutjobs commenting here.

  45. Angie recommends this method!

  46. 95

    WTF IS THAT? CAN U TELL ME?
    THAT IS SOOOOOOOO FUCKING NASTY! IS THAT PISS, OR RUNNING SHIT? EITHER WAY THAT SHIT IS DISGUSTING, AND I DOUBT THAT ANGELINA DOES THAT…..BOY OH BOY WHAT TRAILER PARK INDUCTEES COME UP WITH! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

  47. OK, OK

    I GET IT, SHE IS HURLING ON HIS PIECE! SHE HAVE TO BE! THAT STILL IS NASTY AS SHIT! CHUNKY MEAT, IS IN THE SHIT…EWWWWWWWW!

  48. unicornzrawk

    Do they ever let their kids walk?

  49. zuzuspetals

    Wow- Britney if that is you, I like what you’re doing for self-promotion.
    Nobody’s doing the “psychopath” thing right now- keep up the good work with the capital letters and the exclamation points and all the vulgar insults and the swearing.

  50. Icky Poo

    The difference is #17, is that Jolie/Pitt are collecting their adopted children to use as PR props.

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