Thought Angelina Jolie was different from every other celebrity because she goes around saving the world? Well she’s not. She bought her 2-year-old daughter Zahara a white Valentino purse identical to hers. Because, you know, 2-year-olds need purses. And not just any purses. Valentino purses. What, your 2-year-old daughter doesn’t have a designer handbag? Oh my God you’re a loser. Go get a job or something. Next you’ll tell me you don’t even have your own helicopter. I’m embarrassed just talking to you.
Key | September 7, 2007 at 5:17 pm
first!
cel | September 7, 2007 at 5:17 pm
my two year old DOES have a purse. and so does my dog
jacy f. sunshine | September 7, 2007 at 5:17 pm
wow.. looks like i have to go return my purse. or i will be adopted, too.
wedgeone | September 7, 2007 at 5:19 pm
“Ok, sweetie, now let’s make our lips like Daddy likes them!”
Kill Yourself | September 7, 2007 at 5:19 pm
I don’t know why people do this, but these photos are SOOOOOO photoshopped.
FRIST!!! | September 7, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Well as long as she doesn’t get one for the boy….
fatty | September 7, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Do that Baby’s hair Angie!! I hate when white people adopt black kids, and then let them walk around with thier hair looking a mess. Poor thang! All that money they have, they can hire someone to do Z’s hair. That doesnt make any sense at all!!
anna | September 7, 2007 at 5:25 pm
I think it is cute. It is just a purse. Not a box of condoms and VS thongs.
anna | September 7, 2007 at 5:26 pm
I think it is cute. It is just a purse. Not a box of condoms and VS thongs, that is what Dina Lohan bought Lindsay for her third birthday. Explains a lot huh?
FRIST!!! | September 7, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Those are the loveliest veins I’ve ever seen on a woman (last pic). Imagine how much heroin she could mainline in one shot! Lucky girl.
Barry LeFarge | September 7, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Too bad they don’t match a little more.
I'm Awesome | September 7, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Let’s all chip in give the money to Angelina and Alba to make them get it on..I got 20$ here! who else ?
LOL | September 7, 2007 at 5:31 pm
that is the most retarded thing i’ve ever seen.
FRIST!!! | September 7, 2007 at 5:33 pm
#10 Good one troll. You are so cute!!!
Frick! | September 7, 2007 at 5:34 pm
My first reaction was, thats so cute! But then I thought about how ridiculous it is to give a 2 year old such an expensive item for something they don’t really need or can’t even really appreciate yet. Unless maybe its not even a real Valentino?
Anal Blisters | September 7, 2007 at 5:35 pm
In fairness, Jen probably would have bought Brad’s daughter matching frigidity.
sasha | September 7, 2007 at 5:35 pm
SHe is 2 honestly my godsister everytime i see her shes 3 know but at 2 and yougner she would proudly show me how her purse matches her dress or barettes in her hair.
PEople bringing up the race thing are stupid. FIrst of all withj divorce rates so high alot of families are mix and match and step parent become parent. What is different with them adopting a child of a diferent race.
FRIST!!! | September 7, 2007 at 5:38 pm
#17 wha???
E | September 7, 2007 at 5:38 pm
I think that its cute, the daughter wants to be like mom. Kids love that stuff…look at all those toys that have stearing wheels on them so the kids can “drive” when they are in the car with mom or dad. Or how about the parents that dress their kids in sports jerseys like daddy
FRIST!!! | September 7, 2007 at 5:41 pm
I don’t know, the kid doesn’t look too happy to me!!!
Jimbo | September 7, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Yikes – hey FRIST, did your daughter find a keyboard or something? (#17)
Tiffany | September 7, 2007 at 5:41 pm
It’s a shame they can’t walk around without the photographers and all. I know, I know, I’m the consumer and I’m just as guilty as the paparazzi for looking at the pictures, but the child looks freaked out. I guess, though, they should have thought of that before they hauled off and got all famous and stuff.
Justin | September 7, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Angelia is so sexy.
FRIST!!! | September 7, 2007 at 5:47 pm
#21 No, your retarded kid brother did. First cousins really shouldn’t reproduce, or so I’ve heard…
Frick! | September 7, 2007 at 5:47 pm
#5…Hey, maybe these ARE photoshopped. Where’s the little purse in pic #7? Unless its in her other hand? …yeh, I need a life…aaahh
Tiffany | September 7, 2007 at 5:48 pm
By the way, Neiman’s has this bag for $1695. Jolie made $10 mil for “A Mighty Heart”. I’m thinking she doesn’t give a rip if Zahara appreciates it or not; it’s like a quarter for the bubblegum machine at the grocery store to her.
mrs.t | September 7, 2007 at 5:48 pm
It’s just a stupid puse. I think Angie’s is just as silly as the baby’s.
But I have to back up #7: either learn how to take care of her hair or hire someone who can. White women can let their daughters run around with a rat’s nest and it’s just “oh, wow, what an evolved mom, letting her kids be free with their appearance”. I am guilty of this. Both letting my daughters run around a mess and thinking it’s so free when others do it.
But in the black community, it is my understanding that taking care of your/your daughter’s hair is a huge source of pride. It’s as big of a deal as staying thin is to white women. I am also guilty of seeing overweight white kids and immediately judging their mothers for letting them eat crap and watch TV all day (my assumptions; I know it’s not right, just being honest).
Part of adopting a child of another race is honoring her heritage. Or is it hair-itage? See how I made the lame joke at the end to lighten it up?
Brigit M | September 7, 2007 at 5:50 pm
That’s a little upsetting, but, when you’re worth that many millions, I guess it’s hard to resist.
Funny thing though: if you look in the back of the picture that shows other families in the playground, there’s a naked boy. And by boy, I mean like an 8-year-old kid. His “manhood” is (luckily) blocked by a pole, but still, how funny is that?
mrs.t | September 7, 2007 at 5:53 pm
#28-yes. That kid should be wearing something. Is there a thong that we’re not seeing? But he’s about three.
LaPursha Iznyse | September 7, 2007 at 5:55 pm
“taking care of your/your daughter’s hair is a huge source of pride”
yeah, we kinda laugh about whiteys believing all that. it’s just that not holding down a job leaves you with a lot of time to fill, so why not do your hair?
wedgeone | September 7, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Yeah, I saw the red hat boy right away. I’m on my third rub-out already!!!
Jimbo | September 7, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Angelina did not buy that purse for her daughter. The kids are making them in the sweat shop that Brad and Angelina are setting up. That is why they keep adopting more kids.
@21 Troll – I never say “YIKES”
FRIST!!! | September 7, 2007 at 6:01 pm
I know 21 wasn’t you. Look at your “link”
Quick Cash Surveys | September 7, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Are they both made out of hyena?
Alayney | September 7, 2007 at 6:06 pm
That kid’s got the SAME mouth as Shiloh. How’d they manage that? LOL!!!
Jimbo | September 7, 2007 at 6:12 pm
@33 That bastard. That would hurt. I am not into pain. And nobody hurts Mr. Happy!!!
Still full from that veggi samich?
lauren | September 7, 2007 at 6:13 pm
there is a little naked boy in a red hat in the picture with what looks like a red slide
FRIST!!! | September 7, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Yes, I wish I was bulimic. How the crap can a bunch of sprouts and cucumbers make you that full?!?!?
Blow Me Hard Bitch | September 7, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Aw look, that little pickaninny got lips just like mommy!!!
Frick! | September 7, 2007 at 6:19 pm
#31…if you’re serious, that’s really sick…cut it out. If you’re kidding, that’s really sick (and not funny at all)… cut it out. I’m getting really sick and tired of your pedo comments. Do you really think no one can track your ass down? You think the police don’t look for stuff like this on the internet? Do really think you can keep up with these sick comments and have no one report you? Maybe you want help and want to be caught before you do something sick?
Alicja | September 7, 2007 at 6:22 pm
What is the big deal? Shes freakin rich, she can buy a matching bag for her daughter.
jrzmommy | September 7, 2007 at 6:23 pm
i’m really lonely.
Jimbo | September 7, 2007 at 6:24 pm
@40 You are either stupid or the same troll that posted #31 or both!!
My vote goes to both you dumb shit troll
Chauncey Gardner | September 7, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Wow, even the adopted ones have pussy-mouths.
fatty | September 7, 2007 at 6:27 pm
@ 17.SASHA
FIRST OF ALL, ITS NOT STUPID TO BRING UP RACE. THE LITTLE GIRL IS BLACK. POINT BLANK, HER HAIR NEEDS TO BE DONE. MY MOTHER DID MY HAIR EVERYDAY UNTIL I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO DO IT MYSELF. THAT IS HOW OUR BLACK COMMUNITY IS. I AGREE WITH MRS. T. HAIR IS A SOURCE OF PRIDE IN OUR COMMUNITY, AND ANGIE NEEDS TO HONOR THAT. IT IS APPARENT YOU DONT LIKE TO HAVE YOURS DONE, AFTER SEEING YOUR MYSPACE PAGE, AND THATS FINE FOR YOU BUT, LITTLE BLACK GIRLS NEED THIER HAIR BRAIDED UP ON THE REGULAR BASIS, SO IT CAN GROW OUT LONG AND HEALTHY. THAT POOR BABY LOOKS LIKE HER HAIR IS BREAKING OFF!
Real Mom | September 7, 2007 at 6:31 pm
I think it’s pretty funny that with all those kids, how often the parents are photographed with only one child. Must be nice to be rich and have the option to leave the others elsewhere. Maybe they can’t handle all of them out in public at once. Yeah, I really think they need a couple more. Oh, and Angelina, put the friggin kid down or it’ll never be able to walk. They’ve got feet, you know. How hard is it to take a child by the hand?
doyouboo | September 7, 2007 at 6:33 pm
I’m black and there are TOO many black women walking around with no hairline because mothers feel like the child’s hair needs to “be done”/ I am so tired of seeing black girls with tiny cornrows that kills the follicles and ten lbs of plastic balls on their head. This is one reason why so many black women can’t grow their hair. It is so refreshing to see Angie allowing Z’s hair to do it’s own thing, it will be nice to see her make it to adulthood with and intact hairline.
Blow Me Hard Bitch | September 7, 2007 at 6:34 pm
#45:
You’re right, it’s not stupid to bring up race.
It IS stupid to type in all caps, you stupid fucking cunt.
fatty | September 7, 2007 at 6:37 pm
@ 48
LOVE YOU TOO BOO XOXOXO
hi | September 7, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Thank you doyouboo!! If I read another post by a black woman talking about the importance of a black child’s hair looking a certain way, I am turning in my black card. It is hard to believe that it is 2007. “She needs to do that girl’s hair.” blah, blah, blah. Yeah, so in twenty years she can have Brandy’s hairline. She looks adorable and she doesn’t need to have every hair in place to be well taken care of.