Angelina Jolie looks super important

September 27th, 2007 // 125 Comments
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Angelina Jolie attended a conference on global education at the Clinton Global Initiative Annual Meeting. I don’t even know what any of those words mean. I do know that Bill Clinton probably asked Angelina to provide some humanitarian relief – in his pants. That guy is smooth. But I’m smoother. I would’ve talked Angelina into removing the trade embargo between my man parts and her refugee camp. Get it? *nudge nudge* It’s political, see? Get it? Now that’s how you romance, Clinton. I hope you took notes.


  1. Oops, i crapped my pants!

    #88 it doesn’t matter how books a person reads if they don’t understand them.

  2. PeekABoo

    Brad and Angelina do NOT live in New Orleans…they rented a townhouse there for a couple a weeks while one of them finished filming a movie. They have a house in Europe and one in CA. They just wanted people to think they were living in New Orleans because supposedly after Katrina it’s been NOT a desirable place to live and they are wanting people to move back to help rebuild it.

    I presonally think both Brad and Angelina are jokes. They will adopt or have another child soon, only because adopting someone new gives them a high..Angelina has a need to be needed. When the new wears off..well, then it’s just time to get another one…and another one…

    We’ll hear the truth come out one day on these kids lives…when they are adults and in therapy because they never had stability in their lives…

  3. PeekABoo

    Oh..and Angelina looks like she in her mid 40′s she also needs a long hot shower and hopefully uses the soap and shampoo for once…something about her looks like she “stinks” to me…maybe it’s Brad rubbing off on her..a few of his “early on” girlfriends complained that he had terrible body odor..the kind where you start stinking 5 minutes after a shower…GROSS!

  4. DavidB

    she runs a close tie with Cortney Love as having the grossest, ugliest, legs in Hollywood! YUKKKO!

    Jennifer Aniston now…her legs are WOW!

  5. JWM

    She’s not chunky enough for Wild Bill. He likes big butts, and he cannot lie…

  6. boo

    The chick behind her in pic #9 looks so bummed to be in the same room with her.

  7. 3 Cheers For Angelina

    #98
    We just assumed most of the comments were from Americans because this is an American web site. Do you not have a good tabloid site in your country? And usually the non Americans are less judgemental on tabloid sites and pro democrat. (Islam countries do not count.) 70 percent of Americans are fat which one can assume a lot of fat jealous people are writing negative comments about Angelina. For the love of peace, Angelina is doing humanitarian work and deserves praise. 3 cheers for Angelina.

  8. Quit Being Catty

    #97
    We all get old, but some of us will be good looking old people and fit.

  9. Me

    Blessings, kisses and bravos to beautiful Angelina!
    the best of Hollywood!

  10. Bush Made a Big Mess for the USA

    #88
    Maybe Bush should cut back on his reading and learn how to run America. I am not sure Bush actually read 92 books from start to finish. Usually people that read a lot are articulate.

  11. Humanitarian Work is Important- Hooray for Angelina

    #92
    Angelina is doing humanitarian work. You said, “the rest of us don’t want to eat a big ol’ plate of Angelina’s shit.” Which basically means you have no evidence to back up your ignorant statement.

  12. get over yourself

    We do not want to hear your fucking BABLE!!!!

  13. I Fear For the Future Generation

    #112
    Here we go with another worthless comment with no evidence to back up the comment.

  14. Get a grip

    #113,

    I do not understand. Is there not any children in the United States that could use a good home?

    Why does she need to look outside this country that has given her SO much?

    Oh, wait. She is on her high horse looking down on YOU.

    I Fear For the Future Generation this PIG does not care about you!

  15. Wake Up American

    #114 – Get a Grip

    If you had to decided what country you would be poor in; Africa or America; I bet you would choose America. The poor in Africa have it far worse than the poor Americans. The poor Americans get aid by the government. The poor in Africa get aid by humanitarian efforts from other countries.

  16. WTF?

    “Angelina Jolie looks super important”

    More like….

    “Angelina Jolie looks super scary”

  17. acc

    Sooooo.. what exactly has Angelina Jolie done to merit being invited to conference on global education? Starred in some movies? Used her millions to adopt a few kids? Being a spokesperson for (or a pretty person to be the face of) a humanitarian organization? Move over, Mother Theresa…

  18. asdfsaf

    anglina looks like her dad with a wig!!!

    yauck!!

  19. xman

    Jennifer blows her away. In 5 years she will look like her dad in anocanda. She looks so dirty always. I bet she showers only every other day if that

  20. gigi

    William Jefferson Clinton is still such a pimp! hahahaaaa! where the hell are his hands in picture 2?!? love that man! Brad better be close, cuz Clinton is macking on his woman and we all know Angelina is horny… and xman, relax… you’ll get laid soon sweetie, don’t take it out on the goddess

  21. rukdngme

    all of you whiny weak women that can only say she stole someones husband, well its obvious that your husbands are off cheating on you because you’re all so fn dumb. yeah brad was married but i doubt aj tied him down and dragged him off to africa..brad did what he wanted to do regardless of his marriage so stop blaming aj, yeah she’s skinny as all hell and not really sure what thats all about but brad leaving jen was jens fault and brads fault.

  22. rukdngme, YOU TURD!!! She didn’t steal “someone’s” husband she stole MY husband! She did so tie him up and drag him off to Africa! She tied him up and made him huff her own jenkem, YOU TURD!!!

    I’m gonna get him back, but first I have to make jenkem from my OWN fermented turds. I need someone to experiment on; rukdngme, you’re volunteering, YOU TURD!!!

    And after I see whether or not it works on you, you’re going to drink “the bong water”, regardless, YOU TURD!!!

  23. jan hutchin

    Bush read 92 books? Yup, and Saddam was behind 9-11. Angie is pretty but not terribly smart and Bill rules.

  24. Lovely broad. How I’d love her in my harem. I would love to see her in a burqa. In shallah!

    Ted

  25. bint

    Ted – you’re a moron, you don’t know anything about Arabic. You can’t just randomly say “In shallah!” like that, it doesn’t make sense. Now, what you could have said was, “Insha’allah, I will see her in a burqa”. That would be a more proper use of “insha’allah”, but it still wouldn’t really make a lot of sense, because not many woman in Arabic speaking countries wear burqas. If they choose to cover, they usually wear a hijab (head scarf to you, idiot) and maybe a jelbab (the dress).

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