After making her directorial debut at the Tribeca Film Festival last week, Angelina Jolie went to a party at Hotel Gansevoort and gave actor Olivier Martinez a lap dance after having some wine.
“She turned to him on the banquette and was shaking it in front of him. She was giving him a lap dance,” another reveler tells Us. “She was looking over her shoulder, tossing a glance his way.” As another partygoer describes it, “It was very, very flirty.”
Brad Pitt better get his woman under control. A wooden bat and a potato sack work great. Although personally, I like to use them on first dates. Nothing says romance like throwing a potato sack over a woman and clubbing them in the head. That’s right, ladies, I’m a charmer. Rowr!
honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! | May 2, 2007 at 11:02 am
Beauty AND class!
honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! | May 2, 2007 at 11:03 am
Woah…where’s all the mofes that usually live here??
Mel | May 2, 2007 at 11:05 am
She’s Beautiful, Smart, and now…. Can dance lol
whoneedsenemies | May 2, 2007 at 11:05 am
Oh no! She’s being flirty! What a whore.
whoneedsenemies | May 2, 2007 at 11:10 am
Mmmmm Oliver Martinez….
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0364045/TLD-38-11.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Martinez%2C%20Olivier%20(I)&seq=32
rrd | May 2, 2007 at 11:11 am
so what?
Donkey | May 2, 2007 at 11:17 am
Those Tinsel Town marriages
FRIST!!! | May 2, 2007 at 11:18 am
Lapdance, eh? I wonder where Brad was at the time? Probably watching, and drooling, and bonering…they like the kinky stuff.
Wait, so do I, who doesn’t?
FRIST!!! | May 2, 2007 at 11:21 am
At least we got a new post. Ok, I’m ready for a new one.
How bout some shots of Lindsay at that party the other day where she takes her shirt off and dances around in her bra? Now, SHE’S the slut!!!
whoneedsenemies | May 2, 2007 at 11:23 am
You’d rather see Hohan in her bra than Angie waving? What??
IFuckingHateYou | May 2, 2007 at 11:25 am
This whore wasn’t dancing. Her gigantic fucking lips got stuck on the mirror in the bathroom and she backed all the way out into the banquette hall trying to get them loose.
On a side note, this Martinez guy is filing a lawsuit against her for puncturing his penis with her bony ass.
Ugly fucking cunt.
julema | May 2, 2007 at 11:26 am
cmon she cant have fun!!? Martinez is her ex, he is with kylie Minogue… I know a lot of people dream to see Brad and angie separate, but i feel it wont happen!
Spindoc | May 2, 2007 at 11:26 am
Jesus,
Are her kids eating all the food in the house and not leaving her any? Angie, eat a fucking sandwhich, just looking at you is making me hungry.
As for her lapdance, I’m picturing Jack Skelington from “The Nightmare Before Christmas” gyrating around.
wedgeone | May 2, 2007 at 11:26 am
“shaking it” …”She was looking over her shoulder, tossing a glance his way”
So “it” was her butt? Her no-butt? Her pointy buttbone? Wow, hubba hubba, what a turn on – maybe later they could do it doggy style so he could get bone bruises on his pelvis, that’d be fun. At least he got a good look at her forehead, since her hairline is no longer in the way…maybe a glimpse of those monkeyhair stickarms? mmmmmmmm…hot….
ALEX | May 2, 2007 at 11:27 am
HER BIG HEAD IS SCARY!…ONCE A HOE ALWAYS A HOE…
Wow Just Wow | May 2, 2007 at 11:27 am
She’s just a trashbag.
This will also be Shiloh’s future.
CP | May 2, 2007 at 11:27 am
Angelina is Gorgeous…she can do whats she wants!
LeeLee | May 2, 2007 at 11:36 am
#17 Gorgeous? Really? Has anyone really looked at her? She’s got a cute nose and really nice eyes– but i donno– I always felt like her head was kinda— Mr. Potato-like. Complete with the giant lips.
Whatever, this sounds like it wasn’t REALLY a lapdance, but people having fun
Victor | May 2, 2007 at 11:36 am
If she danced for me, I would drink her douche water, while jacking off with her feces. No lie, she is that hot. Then of course get my dick sucked with them dick sucking lips.
Plastic Sturgeon | May 2, 2007 at 11:38 am
She is an A list celebrity with 4 kids and a boyfriend….yet she is performing a lap dance in a semi-public place. Right….
Olivier Martinez is a thing of beauty. He turns straight men gay, and can cause Rosie to lose her penis.
Superfish | May 2, 2007 at 11:39 am
#19 ugh. even i dont have that much of a sexual appetite for that content…but i guess for YOUR kind, it’s normal. me, i’d just piss on her
costamar | May 2, 2007 at 11:40 am
Slut!
Plastic Sturgeon | May 2, 2007 at 11:42 am
@19 Victor, that is it. I am calling your principal. This is the last time you cut remedial English.
FRIST!!! | May 2, 2007 at 11:43 am
#10, well yeah, making fun of Lohan is my favorite. It was on one of those Extra type shows last night. It’s so entertaining to watch her make a fool out of herself.
But SHE does it for free!!!
TaterFace | May 2, 2007 at 11:44 am
Mmmmm’a.. Olivier Martinez. Yes, please.
FRIST!!! | May 2, 2007 at 11:45 am
#19, what is it with you and “douche water”?
You mention it way too much. Jesus, you wanna come drink mine?
Victor | May 2, 2007 at 11:46 am
Yes I will drink your 26, you a hot bitch?
whoneedsenemies | May 2, 2007 at 11:47 am
# 24 Hee hee!! I agree that it is fun to watch her make a fool of herself!
Extra Extra
Superfish | May 2, 2007 at 11:52 am
i don’t know about you guys, but i wouldn’t let Angie lap dance me. You could be rubbing her ass and come across a 44 caliber and BOOM! an explosive would go off under you…or would she shoot you? i don’t know…GOD I STILL DON’T KNOW!!
***hits self in head with frying pan repeatedly
Victor | May 2, 2007 at 11:52 am
Yeah Superfish, golden showers are always good too.
Superfish | May 2, 2007 at 11:52 am
#30 what about chocolate waterfall? If it’s Kim Kardashain, I’m up for it
Victor Ward | May 2, 2007 at 11:53 am
I heard that after she danced for him, she blew him. Then she adopted him.
FRIST!!! | May 2, 2007 at 11:55 am
Who’s Olivier
#27, totally!!! At least Jimbo thinks so
Victor | May 2, 2007 at 11:55 am
Hmmmmmm…….making me think now? Have always wanted to shit on a bitches chest after good long hard sex. Of course a bitch I couldn’t stand. Some day some day.
iamsosmrt | May 2, 2007 at 11:56 am
I think that when you have a serious relationship with a man and you
Superfish | May 2, 2007 at 11:57 am
#32 no that was me. only she didn’t adopt me, she just blew me then she flew out the window and…that was pretty much it.
iamsosmrt | May 2, 2007 at 11:59 am
*you’re
*women
p0nk | May 2, 2007 at 12:04 pm
giving another man lapdances? shocking!!! next she’ll be banging some other woman’s husband… oh wait, nevermind.
Victor | May 2, 2007 at 12:06 pm
I’d let her bang my wife…….no questions asked.
Plastic Sturgeon | May 2, 2007 at 12:11 pm
#39 Yeah, only your wife is imaginary. You are such a tool. You are still trying to make us believe you are over 16. Give it a rest.
p0nk | May 2, 2007 at 12:12 pm
glad to hear it, victor. your wife says “thankyou”, by the way.
NotTheMomma | May 2, 2007 at 12:16 pm
I wonder how much botox this fish face cunt uses every week for those fake ass fat lips.
People who think this dog is attractive are either gay or they have no life.
Patrik | May 2, 2007 at 12:18 pm
The pop up advertisements on your website are among the most obnoxious I’ve ever encountered. You should be embarrassed.
p0nk | May 2, 2007 at 12:18 pm
actually victor, now that i’ve read your other posts, i have to agree with #40. playing with yourself while watching some 12yo prostitute getting broken in an Indonesian alley doesn’t constitute a marriage.
iamsosmrt | May 2, 2007 at 12:23 pm
On the plus side Olivier Martinez, who is surely very vain, could check his reflection in in Angie’s giant shiny forehead while she danced for him.
That’s a 4 inch forehead people.
iamsosmrt | May 2, 2007 at 12:32 pm
#12. Olivier and Kylie broke up a long time ago.
People magazine reported it in February.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20010855,00.html
NCDave | May 2, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Every man’s a dream. A broomstick with teeth shakin that groove thang.
iamsosmrt | May 2, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Are all the men that women worship short cause Olivier is only like 5’8″ which is in the Ryan Seabitch domain, which is truely lame.
http://www.celebheights.com/s/Olivier-Martinez-784.html
FRIST!!! | May 2, 2007 at 12:36 pm
#45 Her forehead just looks big because she has her father’s hairline. Either that or male pattern baldness.
Anyway, I’d give Brad a lapdance any day of the week, even Tuesday, which is usually my normal lapdance day off!
Plastic Sturgeon | May 2, 2007 at 12:40 pm
@#48 Yes Olivier is short. Ryan Seacrest is, as well. The difference is, Olivier, is gorgoeus, straight, and talented.