Star magazine is reporting that while in the Domincan Republic shooting The Good Shepherd, 5-month pregnant Angelina Jolie collapsed and “gashed her head.” Brad Pitt became extremely nervous, and their source says: “She
Pregnant women faint all the time. The only two times in my life I ever fainted was during pregnancy, and the OB was all “No biggee…happens frequently…”
They make Brad sound like a nervous hen. Why not just cut his scrote off right now and put him in a white 50s nursing dress?
Pretty hard to believe that a woman who has killed and eaten no less than twelve strong young men during sex would be knocked on her ass by an unborn child. The only rational conclusion to draw is that the Pitt and Jolie DNA have combined to create some sort of super-fetus, capable of putting a whup-ass on a woman most biologists had previously regarded as impervious to all forms of weaponry. Clearly, it is only a matter of time before this new species of human subdues all the nations of the world and rules us all, like the tyrannical pharoahs of old.
Check out that picture of Angelina in the cover of that mag. She really needs to lay off the pasta — she’s actually getting a big belly. Amazing, as she’s never let herself go like that before.
Oh, it’a also great to see the way the Star likes to watch Jennifer Anniston squirm. I knew there was something about that piece-of-garbage rag that I liked.
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I’m concerned over Brit’s headline..
She’s gained more than 20 lbs???
REPLY: That was inevitable once Frito-Lay started deep-frying Cheetohs in pork fat.
Britney will soon have to change her name to Britney Orb.
Come on, that’s not even headline-worthy. Angelina collapsed, I’m sure she had morning sickness too. Maybe even some stretch marks. I’m sure Star’s just running out of shocking stories. If it weren’t for Brangelina, Star would have to result in using Britney’s “shocking” 20 pound fiasco as a story. Everyone saw that trainwreck before the pregnancy headlines were printed.
That doesn’t even look real after magnifying that star cover in flash. I believe Angelina carried on, yes. How could she not after being bowed to on Sunday or Monday from an entire culture? No wonder she went up there.
She needs power 24/7. What better way to feel like a God and walk around a 3rd world country, rich, hot and be able to spit on them and they would still feel blessed? Regardless that she adopts. She is a smart woman.
Subliminal really. Brad Pitt is in for the ride of his life. I forgot, he already got that and she biologically has one in the oven now.
Remeber that Star was the Magazine that came out with the cover story of how Jessica Simpson was going to have a baby to try to save her marraige on the SAME DAY that their publicists announced they were getting a divorce LOL
“Remeber that Star was the Magazine that came out with the cover story of how Jessica Simpson was going to have a baby to try to save her marraige on the SAME DAY that their publicists announced they were getting a divorce”…….
And the same magazine with a headline that screamed that Brad and Jen were getting back together…the same week they jointly announced their separation. Gotta love Star.
Maybe she shouldn’t be flaunting around third world countries when she’s pregnant. Karma… hmmm… yeah, shouldn’t be a sluty whore either…
If any of you jerks had ever bothered to watch your movies, then you’d know she’s not really pregnant; she’s just wearing a fake belly, so that she can lure Ethan Hawke into her trap and kill him.
“Maybe she shouldn’t be flaunting around third world countries when she’s pregnant. Karma… hmmm… ”
Yeah, that’s right! Karma!
“yeah, shouldn’t be a sluty whore either… ”
Well, hold on, let’s not go overboard.
If I was Angelina, I would just take a break. I mean, why can’t she just go gome, eat Cheetos, Twizzlers, pizzas and ice-cream all day (aka the Britney diet), watch some TV, rent some DVD’s, go for a spa treatment etc.
I’m not even surprised that she fainted. I mean, what was she thinking, going on a Third World Tour when she should just rest and be lazy 24/7. Poor brad, he must be crossing his fingers right now, hoping for this pregnancy to go well.
I’d faint too if Brad was wearing that weird hat around the house. Where were they headed ? The Wailling Wall ?
haha Praz I was just thinking that. it’s a fake belly and somebody’s going to end up stabbed and maybe shot a few times. and I have a feeling it’s probably going to be jen if she doesn’t stfu about how well she’s doing without him.
and just like in the movie, brad adopts the same interests and appearance as his, um, victims. he colors his hair the same exact shade as every woman he dates. I saw it in cosmo.
RUN ANGIE RUN
Fainting during pregnancy is normal. No reason to get over excited. Unless, her doctor has informed of something the rest of the world doesn’t know YET.
who the hell says gaunt? anyway, i think jennifer aniston maybe shot a needle out of a blow gun and it had some poison in it. not deadly poison, but enough to make her gaunt…damn it
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