Angelina Jolie banged Mick Jagger

March 5th, 2010 // 106 Comments

Pretty much what I just said in the headline, but with more words. Via the Daily Mail:

It is alleged the pair first had a brief fling after she starred in the video for the Rolling Stones’ 1997 song Anybody Seen My Baby?, while she was still married to British actor Jonny Lee Miller.
And it is claimed they enjoyed a second affair six years later in 2003, while the womanising rocker was with his latest lover L’Wren Scott. On this occasion it is claimed the two were seen going back to Jagger’s room at the Oriental hotel in Bangkok, Thailand.

Oh, well, if they were in Thailand, then they were definitely fucking because, seriously, that’s the only reason to even go to Thailand. Rush Limbaugh and a coven of young boys know what I’m talking about. In the meantime, these allegations are from a new tell-all book which also claims Angelina was cheating on Brad Pitt when they first met:

Paul also claims that Angelina was sleeping with Hollywood star Ralph Fiennes and ex-husband Miller when she met Brad Pitt in 2004.
She also says that Jolie was dating Irish actor Colin Farrell, 33, for four months after meeting him on the set of 2004 film, Alexander.

So basically Angelina Jolie is the white Tiger Woods, but with a vagina. At this point, I could claim I had sex with her during her hot years, and mathematically, you’d have no choice but to believe me. Because it’s true and now I know what it means to hear dolphins cry. Or whatever nonsensical saying that translates to me caressing a boob.

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  1. celebsfeetpics.com

    she’s so damn elegant on these pics!!

  2. captain america

    suuuuuuuure, AND WATER IS WET!!

  3. still a stunner

    Her face is so beautiful, but she got too thin it made her face gaunt, that makes her look older. If she wasn’t so extremely thin both her face and body would look better. But whatever weight she is, she’s still such a stunner! I can see why Brad chose her.

  4. Blamecanada

    Two whores fucked each other, the sky is blue, grass is green, and other news.

    Angelina: once a plastic, anorexic, bobbleheaded skank…always a…whatever.

    All of you idiots who thought she was so hot back whenever (2004-05?) are still wrong.

    Jen was, is, and probably always will be hotter.

    Brad Pitt may be a decent actor who has managed to stumble into a few good movies, but that guy would be wearing Ed Hardy shirts and hanging out at Gold’s Gym if it weren’t for publicists and a few women along the way who wouldn’t allow such shenanigans.

  5. Nameless

    Between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston combined, I think all A-list celebrities have been banged either one or both.

  6. Passing Through

    This self-righteous no-talent looks she was made-up by a Mortician. I can’t even imagine the clashing and clanking of bones as Ang and Mick go at it. Could only be a turn-on to a salivating dog looking for its soup bone.

  7. Hey, A.J. might have had sex with Billy Bob Thornton, so anythings possible.

    I wonder if Ke$ha would consider guys who look like Sling Blade? “I like the way you auto-tune.”

    @ 9 -”while I’m not a fan of Rush Limbaugh, calling the guy a child molester is NOT snarky, its called libel.”

    @ 22, 33, 39, 40, 41

    Safer to just leave it at Dominican Republic, prostitutes, illegal Viagra, Oxycontin, lots and lots and lots of cake, unbuttoned shirts and sweaty, greasy, floppy man titties. Rush is a great person!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rush_limbaugh#Prescription_drug_addiction

  8. Darth

    Incest,homophily,pedophily? But i didn’t know about this necrophile incident yet.

  9. Galtacticus

    What’s next? A gangbang by midgets?

  10. Nero

    That explains Brad Pitt’s dirty old man grey goatee.

  11. Gando

    “And i saw this woman sitting on a scarlet beast. . Having seven heads and ten horns.” I’ve always been wondering who this woman could be. .

  12. Boogeyman King Dong

    How many bongs does Brad Pitt own? @62 If we do find her we must deliver her to our leader..

  13. Rhialto

    Hello folks! I was just thinking about to try a new position.The triple arched back position! But where’s the girl!?

  14. Dread not

    “And you shall know the truth and the truth shall make you cringe in disgust!”
    Jesus, Angelina, why not just dig up the corpse of Elvis while you’re at it. You just knew this chick had a high skank factor. The magnitude of it just took some time to reveal itself. Wonder if she would of let John Lennon give her some “Instant Karma?”

  15. me

    @13 – do you and your sister have six kids each, fly to third world countries and spend time with the people, help rebuild shattered places, memorize scripts and shoot movies in freezing conditions, escape people trying to take your picture every waking second, and keep a marriage together?

    Jolie looks fabulous.

  16. who hasnt

    Tom Cruise banged Mick Jagger too

  17. That explains Brad Pitt’s dirty old man grey goatee.

  18. bongo

    Aniston is wayyy hotter.
    I am sure the Pitt Man is kicking himself getting wrapped up with this nutty whore.

  19. Dread not

    @ 66
    Yeah, I’m sure she’s getting her hands REAL dirty. Save the worship crap for church, k? The only reason why Angelina Voight does any of that crap is because she realized that playing make believe for a living, while receiving absorbitant amounts of cash to do it, and banging anything with a stick (dick) and a tick (heartbeat) was only filling her hole, not her soul. Plus, four of the six “kids” were just fashion accessories. So if she’s in the cross hairs of every friggen photog on the planet, GOOD! She wanted it, she got it! Now go pet yer cat!

  20. Fas(c)h(ion)ist(a)

    She’s a classless, no-talent, leg-spreading, child-collecting, husband-stealing skank. The inner bitch is seeping out through her chemically-and-surgically-treated skin and turning her into the hag she is.
    Brad leaves in 3… 2…

  21. whatthe

    #66
    More like she has aged from ingesting all that old-man jizz while sucking and fucking her way to the top.

  22. lazlo

    Angelina’s gorgeous & talented- Mick WISHES he had her…but, fr the friendly dinner she , Pitt , Eastwood and Jagger had in cannes 2008 or the cool shout-out Jagger gave Pitt (& Angie & the babies) at the 2009 BAFTAs during his speech, it would seems this book is full of lies- shocking!

  23. lori

    Rush Limbaugh and a coven of young boys. OMG, so true. I would laugh, but it makes me sick just to think of him and his shriveled little penis taking advantage of underage boys.

  24. Stu Gavin

    Angelina Jolie has always been hotter than Aniston

  25. Jimmy

    Big Whoop!!!! It’s Hollywood ! Would you expect anything else??

  26. sdjh

    back in the 60′s he would have been snorting coke. in this age, in an affair with Jolie he was probably snorting Viagra. who tf cares?

  27. sdjh

    back in the 60′s he would have been snorting coke. in this age, in an affair with Jolie he was probably snorting Viagra. who tf cares?

  28. Blech

    Um, Jen Aniston looks like a boring lay who relies on Eat, Pray, Love for advice.

    Meanwhile, Angelina f*cks anything with a d*ck. This was probably a stunt on her behalf for publicity since most of her movies suck balls. Just like Aniston’s! Funny how the two have so much in common, even if they don’t appear to.

    Eh, nothing original from these two ladies. Next f*cking case, thanks.

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    People who say she’s ugly are nuts. This woman has been voted The Most Beautiful Woman in the World by so many mags incl People magazine and Vanity Fair. Of course she is getting older but she’s still beautiful

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  33. me again

    I think she’s pretty – but I’ve always thought she was a bit of a whore. This isn’t news..

  34. aniston and Jolie have really big mannish faces. Brad is the common denominator here otherwise they’d be nobodies w/the caliber men they usually date. Look at the guys in their lives besides Pitt. Not impressive. Both ride his coattails.

  35. Blech

    There is something disturbing about an image of Angelina f*cking anyone, including this:

    http://celebrity-pics.movieeye.com/celebrity_pictures/Mick_Jagger_618130.jpg

  36. bob

    TCLTC. It needs to be said more often.

  37. harry satchel

    You commie-libs are so sad. Humor requires a kernel of truth for it to be at all funny.
    So fuck yourselves for the crack on Rush. Typical: can’t bag on him for anything real, so hell, let’s just say he likes downtrodden little boys!!!
    You libs are such PUSSIES. I’d bet my paycheck that the writer along with all you random fucks out there have never even bothered to listen to one minute of his show, or bothered to check out his site. Hearsay is enough for you spineless betwetters.
    Just as an example, here’s a joke: Didja hear Obama begged his mama to teach him how to suck Michelle’s cock? Hahaha!
    See? No basis in reality, so it’s not funny. Well, it still kinda is, cuz she could indeed be sporting a member. We’ll see.

  38. Kay

    What is so special about this woman? She is a mediocre actress, having made very few good films, she fabricates many lies and stories to keep herself the center of celebrity media, she is a man-stealer and eater, she has very few friends, if any, and she keeps adopting way too many kids to increase the attention she receives.

  39. Mick Jagger is supposed to be an absolute animal in bed. I’ve read quotes from models saying, they were covered in bite marks the next morning from him.
    He maybe old, but I’d still say; Hell yeah!

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  44. too beautiful

    The face that launched a thousand ships. Who cares if she sleeps around. she’s so hot. Everyone who disses her, jealous much?

  45. Booger McGee

    Angelina and Mick??

    With those mouths and lips it’d be like two moose trying to give each other a hickies.

  46. Andrew

    In huge letters: BULLSHIT

  47. Aniston is wayyy hotter.
    I am sure the Pitt Man is kicking himself getting wrapped up with this nutty whore.

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