Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will have a Namibian baby

April 17th, 2006 // 177 Comments
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The local governor of Namibia claims Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt told him they will have their baby in Namibia and have considered giving it a Namibian name.

I don’t want to sound ignorant, but I have absolutely no idea where Namibia is or what their names are like. In fact, up until three minutes ago when I read the article I didn’t even know that Namibia was a real place. They could’ve called it Narnia and I wouldn’t have known the difference. I’m just hoping Africa lives up to my stereotypes and traditional Namibian names consist of clicks and whistles.

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  1. biatcho

    fucking bleeding heart liberals are everywhere. don’t you people have political posts you can log onto & whine about, oh I mean, discuss (yet never come up with a positive solution to)why Bush is a racist asshole & is so fucking dumb yet you think he’s smart enough to be the mad scientist from Josie & the Pussycats who is going to blow up the entire universe.
    Maybe it’s because I’m sick today and am wasting valuable sleep time on this fucking computer but I am sick of hearing all you whiners. If you don’t lke it get the fuck out!!!!

  2. Trotter

    142 – You are painfully boring. Please join in with the Fins you’ve moved in with and drink youself to death as soon as possible. Nice. You left Africa for a country with one of the highest alcoholism rates in the world. Now, ordinarily I’d applaud that decision, but in your case it is terribly uninspiring.

  3. Cratylus

    Jolie is undeniably hot, but she’s also batshit insane. But I can tell you from experience that putting up with this sort of insanity for hotness is soooooo worth it.

  4. Jacq

    They way that I picture it, Finland is like an old, abandoned factory that people drive by and say, “I wonder what used to be there?” Then I remember that I don’t really care and I failed geometry anyway. Then I notice that Chantelle is very un-funny and needs to go away.

    Oh, and Trophywife, if you see this – good one on the “one he left his first wife for” comment. Never thought of it that way and I must say you got me. Since, however, this is a compliment, I am trying to hide it in another thread.

  5. Bo_Smith

    God Brad is hot in that pic he is helping me to revive my interest in older men. Namibia what a place to have a baby – it just shows that times are changing. Maybe all the celebrities will have their babies there from now on and then it will be come a holiday hotspot etc. etc.

  6. L239

    Ew. Quit ripping off other cultures.

  7. MissLola

    #19, “I failed geometry anyway”

    LMAO, you mean you failed geography AND spelling!

  8. @148

    MAMACITA ARE TIRED, I DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF I ENTERTAIN YOU ARE NOT. YOUR A BROKE WETBACK THAT NEEDS A LIFE, THE SHIT YOU WRITE IS ALWAYS CALLING OUT EVERYBODY AND PERSONALLY YOUR SHIT IS RACIST AN VERY STUPID, SO FUCK YOU AND KISS MY ASS. SO GO SUCK ON A LEMON BETTER YET GO SUCK A DICK AND DIE BITCHHHHHHHH!

  9. @145 MAMACITA

    YOU are LAME wetback, hopfully Bush will pass a slave law for wetbacks like you.
    I just keep it real. So go take your medication and get you mind right.

    p.s. I don’t find you amusing at all, lame shit you write it isn’t funny your the joke.

    Taco Bell just called your late for work…

  10. mamacita

    @161 and 162

    Oh my goodness, this is too funny. You can barely speak English!!!!!!! And did you seriously just call me a wetback, then a racist in the same sentence? Honestly, I don’t even have to reply to what you’re saying. You’re doing a good enough job of making yourself look like an idiot without me helping you. Go suck on a lemon!!!!!!!!! Geez, that’s hilarious. Please, go on, go on. I anxiously await your next display of incredible stupidity.

  11. kitty_kat

    #153- Thank you.

  12. Lesbians4Bush

    @153, 164

    A child of parents who are U.S. citizens is, … a U.S. citizen. And no, Arnold Schwartzenegger cannot ever become the President of the U.S., but that is a civics lesson for another day, …

    @ 161, 162

    Lesbians for Bush. Get it? Lesbians, who like Bush? Huh? What the fuck, …

  13. mamacita

    @165

    Don’t waste your time trying to explain the subtleties of your screen name to ning-ning. He/she doesn’t have a good enough grasp of the English language to appreciate it. Additionally, he/she is the village idiot. Which is saying a lot, because he/she doesn’t even live in a village. Don’t think about that too long or your head might explode. Mine almost did while I was typing it because MAMACITA ARE TIRED.

  14. kitty_kat

    #165- I was actually referring to his comments about the stereotypes and racism in this discussion, not the citizenship.
    #112- I just noticed your post and was genuinely curious as to how you would know that…

  15. kitty_kat

    #165- I was actually referring to his comments about the stereotypes and racism in this discussion, not the citizenship.
    #112- I just noticed your post and was genuinely curious as to how you would know that…

  16. kitty_kat

    Sorry… double post…

  17. Page

    Ah, man, there’s nothing I love more than reading this crap while sipping on my morning coffee. Funny thing is…all the people here who are from South Africa and appreciate the gorgeous country we woke up in today…raise your hand…all the people who woke up with an idiot for a president, ignorance as their only vice and absolutely no desire to live outside their little lard-filled boxes….we pity you. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

  18. slinkhard

    ‘i can’t see why anyone would not want their child to have an american citizenship’

    Wow. So, nobelium, you’re sick of racism but you can’t see why anyone wouldn’t want to be American above any other nationality? Good job with the consistency, there.

  19. slinkhard

    ‘i can’t see why anyone would not want their child to have an american citizenship’

    Wow. So, nobelium, you’re sick of racism but you can’t see why anyone wouldn’t want to be American above any other nationality? Good job with the consistency, there.

  20. Page

    Ah, man, there’s nothing I love more than reading this crap while sipping on my morning coffee. Funny thing is…all the people here who are from South Africa and appreciate the gorgeous country we woke up in today…raise your hand…all the people who woke up with an idiot for a president, ignorance as their only vice and absolutely no desire to live outside their little lard-filled boxes….we pity you. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

  21. Hara

    Hm. It actually makes sense to want the kids to at least have a continent in common IMHO. I know it’s the superficial but this is old enough that no one will have to be offended by my PC-ness anyway.

    Besides, I was curious to look up Namibia (alas I am geographically challened) and it was actually pretty inspirational. Thanks Brad and Angelina! Now I know exactly where I’m heading if the whole “get an education and a real job” thing doesnt work out.

    Eff you America- I want to run around in the bush naked (whether anyone else is doing it or not). And no. This has nothing to do with an obsession with Brad Pitt… don’t judge me.

  22. Chantelle83

    Trotter or whatever

    You’re boring.

    Well I’d rather drink myself to death than eat to death like you Americans. I guess that’s why you’re always here, you can’t get out of your house cause you’re too fat to fit through the door.

    (Don’t kill me.. just joking)

    It wasn’t actually my decision to move here, I was kidnapped. And all the free education i get here, free healthcare, dental care and monthly student support (400

  23. LaydeeBug

    Ya know what I hate?? Do ya, DO YA?

    I hate all these cutesy nick names people give these douchebag couples.

    TomKat, Brangelblblba, Bennifer…..I mean I guess everybody is such close personal friends with these a-holes that they call them that when they get together at Sardi’s for brunch.

    ME – Oh, yeah, Tiff, I’m meeting Brangelina in the Kalahari desert and we’re taking a clicking-language class with the TomKat’s.

    TIFF – Wow! Say, d’ya wanna go for a high colonic?

  24. dilasluis

    Oh God! You are so ignorant. Try and search for a map and read something other than stupid web pages. You sure did live to my stereotype and showed me that Americans are really ignorant people. And more, who do really cares abou that woman and that man baby name? Do you think they care about you?
    Oh, and don’t bother to write and say something stupid like what am I doing here. I’ll explain, I end up here trough a search link… and had to sign up just to comment your absurd comment…

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