Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt buy really expensive yacht


Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have reportedly commissioned a 280-foot-long Italian luxury yacht for $268 million. The yacht will have a swimming pool, a heliport, and a submarine, and is expected for delivery in 2009.

There’s conflicting reports about how much the yacht actually costs (between $140 to $268 million), but all the numbers sound way too high. Even combined I don’t think Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are worth that much. And if they are, after the yacht they’ll have, oh, about zero dollars left. I don’t know how glamorous their relationshp is gonna be when pictures start surfacing of them stealing from homeless people and eating piles of dirt.