Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt almost complete their collection

March 7th, 2007 // 75 Comments
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Officials have confirmed that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are adopting a 4-year-old son from Vietnam. The typical adoption procedure takes no more than four months, but Angelina is allegedly hoping to speed things up by promising to give $2 million to the Tam Binh orphanage on the day she receives the child.

For $2 million they can just adopt me. I don’t cry or wet beds or anything. Plus I’ve got a college degree and can drive a car. I can also dunk a basketball. Let’s see some stupid 4-year-old do that.


  1. biatcho

    I have never heard of this thing SHOOL of which you speak of, but I HAVE heard of weekends.

  2. Sdvora

    So Angelina bribes the adoption agency, and that’s OK?

  3. dept of redundancy dept

    of which you speak of

  4. biatcho

    ooohhh, good one. Dept of Redundancy Dept.
    ooohhh, good one.

    Haven’t heard that one since the 52 year old sales person at my former job said it to a client like 5 years ago.
    good one. Funny, she was an angry lesbian too.

  5. Clete

    Angelina good will embassador is great press – she loves attention, finally she has hit on attention in a positive manner instead of making out with her homo brother or cutting herself or going goth or going lesbian…I am sure we were all tired of the spoiled brat crying for attention methods. Brangelina the couple… it will not last but who cares the bottom line is that lots of children are benefiting.

  6. Saera

    uhhh…jeeeeez, they look alike..again!

  7. meee

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!

    we have orphans in OUR country too you know. however, you still wouldn’t need 600 of them, you douchebags

  8. Libraesque

    NOTE Biatcho, I do not now , nor will I ever have the need to be such a pathetic fucking loser as to come on a gossip site and post under some other screen name. I’m only Libraesque SANS links to some phony fucking blog profile
    got it?????

  9. licklick

    Playing house with some poor orphan kids to satisfy their immense egos. Pathetic.

    Real nut jobs.

  10. agostos

    You are all ignorant assholes. Obviously neither angelina nor brad is looking for publicity- they will get publicity for the rest of their lives regardless of what they do. The are obviously in love and are doting, caring parents. I applaud them for not just talking the talk, but also walking the walk. They are following through on their desires to effect change and are actually doing something about the problems they so desperatley want to correct, rather than sitting around and complaining, which is what most of you seem to be doing. All you naysayers need to grow up, open your eyes and quit being such naive fuckfaces.

  11. licklick

    #60

    Uh…OK.

    Could you front me 2 mil? I wanna adopt and dote, too.

  12. Just Say No To Jolie

    I love how Jolie and Pitt can openly break the law, announce their purchase price to the world of $2 million and yet nobody questions it? They’re buying kids. Not just buying kids, but ugly ones. Jesus Zahara is the ugliest little troll I have ever seen. She looks just as miserable as Angelina all of the fucking time. Poor little troll is thinking put me back where you got me. Damn she’s gonna grow up as ugly as Serena Williams. YUCK

  13. SuperChic

    They are absolutely my fav celebrity couple. I don’t care if they collect third-world kids for a hobby.

  14. Team OJ

    Those kids look super bored. I guess having posers for parents isn’t the key for a happy family.

  15. LooptyLoo

    Somebody get that women a cheeseburger!

  16. jesseeca

    57, stfu. thanks!

  17. Libraesque

    For all you ignorant whiny fuckers saying “why doesn’t she adopt in the U.S.”
    Here’s the thing, SHE DOESN”T WANT TO

    And you may want to educate your dumb asses. Some people are on wait lists for 5-10 years for a healthy kid, most of the unwanted children are CRACK babies here. And the incident of the birth mother coming back a year later and wanting the kid back is very common. So what many people face when adopting here is the misery of waiting forever only to finally have the baby of their dreams, nurturing, caring and PAYING for it for a year only to have the agony of giving it back to the birth mother and being at square one

  18. renee

    #60. You can aplaud all you want but no one can here your single aplause over the sound of just about evryone else on this post smacking you upside the head for living in you little fantasy land where you actually believe that two renouned whores have finally fallen in love and are living happily ever after.

  19. King Bri

    If Angelina cares so much orphans and the needy, then why doesn’t she donate money instead of just adopting the ones she wants and spending it all on herself?

    I dunno, I really don’t like her.

    On a side note, Shiloh looks a lot like Cracky-Chan in these pictures. =P

  20. Just Say No To Jolie

    Shiloh looks like uncle jim. Those rosy cheeks have got to be because that little troll Zahara kicked her ass before the publicity shots in the photos. Poor Pile o’ Shit getting her ass kicked by the more cherished third world trophies while the bloodsucker looks on wondering why she can’t empathize with her. Actually she’s not really wondering that. She’s looking on thinking I hate that little white bitch.

  21. mwbaus

    Brangelina are walking right in front of my grandparent’s house in the quarter! It’s the red brick house.

  22. Stillincollege

    Does he always have to dress and look like whoever his current girlfriend is? Does anyone else think that’s really weird and a little creepy?

  23. Stillincollege

    PS – too bad about Vietnam. I had my money on South America.

  24. imran karim

    mad’s never in any of these pictures.

  25. geez, are they going for the 7-continent record?

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