Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are in Ethiopia

According to The Associated Press, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Maddox arrived in Ethiopia yesterday to pick up the orphaned 5-month old baby girl Angelina is adopting.

It’s interesting that Brad Pitt would fly all the way to Ethiopia with Angelina Jolie to adopt a child if he’s not in a relationship with her though. I’m not saying he is, I’m just saying it’s interesting. You know what else is interesting? The migration patterns of the South American Specklebee. Man, those suckers can fly.

Actually I lied. That’s not interesting at all. And neither are you, so go away. But, uh, give me some candy first if you have any.