Angelina Jolie gave a rare and lengthy TV interview this morning on The Today Show. She confirmed rumors that she plans to adopt another child with Brad Pitt even after giving birth to twins Knox and Vivienne just three months ago. Check out what else Angelina had to say to Matt Lauer:
On adopting:
“You can’t even start the process until any new children are at least six months old,” Jolie said, explaining that adoption agencies want to see how new children are fitting into a household. So the question, she said, is, “When is the right time to bring another child in?”
On Brad Pitt:
“I met the right person. I’m not going to say anything that’s going to embarrass me. I don’t like being without him. I don’t love being alone like I used to be.”
On the kids adapting to new children:
“We have so many children that they’re not really stunned anymore when kids come home.”
On moving around so much:
“The children will probably dictate. One day they’re probably going to want to stay in one place for a very long time, when they start to get friends. So far, we’ve moved them a lot and they like moving. They like making new friends wherever we go.”
I should note that Angelina was also promoting her new movie directed by Clint Eastwood The Changeling about a mother whose child is abducted. I can’t think of a better example of Angelina’s acting range considering, if she lost one of her kids, it’d take a few days for her to notice. “Wait, what? We lost one? How can you even tell? Honestly, I stopped counting a long time ago. Okay, which one was it? The Vietnamese one? *sigh* Alright, who wants to go with Mommy to Asia to pick out a new brother? Get your shoes. Hold on, you’re not my child. Dammit, Brad, Gary Coleman’s pretending to be one of our kids again! How long have you been here? A month?! Sonofa…”
whoooo | October 16, 2008 at 12:39 pm
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whoooo | October 16, 2008 at 12:39 pm
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whoo | October 16, 2008 at 12:41 pm
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literarycritic | October 16, 2008 at 12:44 pm
The last part reminds me of Denis Leary’s bit about kids: “No, those are *his* shoes! Go put his shoes down and find *your* shoes! Okay… No! No, those *are* your shoes! No, they have to be — who are you?!”
dragon43078 | October 16, 2008 at 12:44 pm
With all of the unwanted children in America, this cunt goes overseas to pick up a kid like she does a pair of shoes. Disgusting.
dragon43078 | October 16, 2008 at 12:44 pm
With all of the unwanted children in America, this cunt goes overseas to pick up a kid like she does a pair of shoes. Disgusting.
Mandy | October 16, 2008 at 12:46 pm
“I don’t love being alone like I used to be”
So, you’re saying what, no more cutting? Did you throw out your cut-kit or just hide it someplace? Psycho
Jimbo | October 16, 2008 at 12:50 pm
I will let her adopt me only if I can be breast feed..
mamadough | October 16, 2008 at 12:50 pm
someone might want to tell her that you can’t just collect children like things.
i wonder when she’ll hit the “ridiculous” number like, i dunno, 22? and the state will have to step in because it’s finely evident that she’s fucking nutty than squirrel shit.
mamadough | October 16, 2008 at 12:53 pm
scratch that. great idea. why don’t we convince this twat to join the FLDS mormons? she’ll have all the kids her body can handle until her uterus dries up from exhaustion. it’s a win-win everyone!
jennifer_hammond | October 16, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I think that Ange is in desperate need of a therapist. She reminds me of an animal hoarder but more like a children hoarder. She thinks that taking in more and more kids is rescuing them and is doing good by them, but in fact its just for her own selfish needs to feel wanted or needed. She has problems. Those kids are not getting a stable life. Moving around constantly , and they are not getting the individual attention they each need with so many. That troubles me. Mark my words, those kids will grow up to be troubled adults and have alot of issues themselves when they get bigger.
literarycritic | October 16, 2008 at 1:08 pm
@#11: I missed the boat somewhere.
Who the fuck in all of God’s green earth ever thought Angelina Jolie was SANE?
It’s always been crystal clear that she’s batshit nuts, and she’s never really tried to hide it, not that she could. Her role in Girl, Interrupted is probably pretty damn close to how she truly is as a person. Making out with her brother? Fucking Billy Bob Thornton in a limo on the way to a red-carpet event and bragging about it to reporters? MARRYING Billy Bob Thornton? Wearing a vial of his fucking BLOOD around her neck 24/7? The crazy tattoos? Who the fuck EVER thought she was sane? She’s needed a therapist since she was born, this is nothing new.
Turd Ferguson | October 16, 2008 at 1:29 pm
She’s nothing but a quivering bag of menstrual discharge. Why does she feel the need to have all these kids around??
It’s not like she raises them. I’m sure there are at least 2 or 3 nannies doing that job.
Rick | October 16, 2008 at 1:48 pm
She’d be an outstanding choke-fuck.
Jimbo | October 16, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I just pleasured myself looking at those fine tits. My two inches never felt so good.
c | October 16, 2008 at 2:16 pm
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Nanna | October 16, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I think she is crazy, but she is giving a home to children who don’t have parents. They can stay and live in a orphanage or be adopted by someone with a lot of money and love to give. She may seem crazy, but she does care.
And what about that crazy family, the Duggarts? The woman who just pops them out one after another, what are they up to, 18 now?
MrChips | October 16, 2008 at 2:29 pm
#9: I think the “magic number” for Morticia is 101. Then she can start making that coat she’s been wanting.
Ben | October 16, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I’m conflicted on this. On one hand, I think it’s weird she just wants to keep collecting kids.
But on the other hand, plenty of families have more than 6 children in them. My parents have six children (the same number she has at the moment). I think alot of the image of Angie having a million children at the moment is simply there because we’ve heard a million times, ‘oh she has so many children, blah, blah, blah’
Rough Daddy | October 16, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Cant decide which shes more hooked on,,,adapting strays or brad’s wang…
You People Are Weird | October 16, 2008 at 2:56 pm
WTF is UP WITH YOU PEOPLE ???
Mormons have DOZENS of Kids and thats OKAY in the eyes of SOCIETY but because Angie wants to adopt kids shes nuts??
Yeah, she was nuts, and did shit that blew my mind, but people change…. We always find that ONE PERSON that make us WANT TO CHANGE… and Brad was that person to her..
She has been good. and I THINK IT IS AWESOME that someone as RICH as she is, adopt kids. not only that, she has donated millions of dollars to charity..
WHO DOES THAT?? Do you think allthese rich dumb bitches help out?!?! NO!!!
So think about that… she is entitled to have as many kids as she wants.. You people say its NO LIFE FOR THE KIDS CUS THEY MOVE AROUND SO MUCH?!?!
Are you stupid?!?! I’ve moved around a million times but thats because we were poor and we couldnt be stable in ONE PLACE. and I grew up to be perfectly fine..
You people really need to shut the fuck up….
You People Are Weird | October 16, 2008 at 2:56 pm
WTF is UP WITH YOU PEOPLE ???
Mormons have DOZENS of Kids and thats OKAY in the eyes of SOCIETY but because Angie wants to adopt kids shes nuts??
Yeah, she was nuts, and did shit that blew my mind, but people change…. We always find that ONE PERSON that make us WANT TO CHANGE… and Brad was that person to her..
She has been good. and I THINK IT IS AWESOME that someone as RICH as she is, adopt kids. not only that, she has donated millions of dollars to charity..
WHO DOES THAT?? Do you think allthese rich dumb bitches help out?!?! NO!!!
So think about that… she is entitled to have as many kids as she wants.. You people say its NO LIFE FOR THE KIDS CUS THEY MOVE AROUND SO MUCH?!?!
Are you stupid?!?! I’ve moved around a million times but thats because we were poor and we couldnt be stable in ONE PLACE. and I grew up to be perfectly fine..
You people really need to shut the fuck up….
mamadough | October 16, 2008 at 3:12 pm
#21/22, i think we would all disagree by reading your comment that you turned out to be perfectly fine.
no, it isn’t ok in society’s eyes that the mormons have dozen of children that are sexual and physically abused and kept hushed due to their “religious” freedom from persecution. it’s bullshit.
but angie has a problem of hoarding kids as pointed out by #11. that’s NOT healthy. it’s fine to adopt but unhealthy to continue doing it because she’s emotionally vapid and empty inside.
p.s. lighten the fuck up or don’t come here. it’s our right to be assholes.
Jake | October 16, 2008 at 3:15 pm
#23 You’re confusing Mormons and Fundamentalist Mormons. You might want to research the difference.
mamadough | October 16, 2008 at 3:29 pm
#24, i already labeled them properly in a previous post. i know the difference. i’m too fucking lazy to type FLDS everytime i want to talk about those dumb fuckers.
FRIST!!! | October 16, 2008 at 3:43 pm
#12, you are obviously too judgmental, I don’t see anything weird there
pistolita | October 16, 2008 at 3:49 pm
#11- AGREED!
HorribleJudgment | October 16, 2008 at 4:03 pm
She’s ridiculous. She and Brad are living in a dream world. They are not even thinking of them as children that they have to raise, or has actual human beings. They are thinking of them as fun new toys. They want to move around, and go wherever they want to go, so of course they aren’t “noticing” that all of those children are upset by the constant movement. And sure everything is “fine” when a brand new child comes traipsing into the house every 6 months. And oh darn, how DARE they make us have to wait 6 months like every other common peasant?! They’re insane.
Juicy | October 16, 2008 at 4:06 pm
I think Brad and her adopting children from around the world is great. So many celebrities spend all their money on themselves and live these selfish, self-centered lives. At least she’s helping out others with her good fortune.
And even if these kids are moved around a lot, at least they have each other and it beats living on the street. Hopefully they’ll get a good education and give back to the world when they’re older.
han | October 16, 2008 at 4:32 pm
i read ‘angelina’ then first look… i was like “are you sure thats her??” she.. looks… different. and kinda has a big chin….. weird.
han | October 16, 2008 at 4:34 pm
she kinda looks retarded seriously.
She's really as beautiful inside as she is outside | October 16, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Man a lot of hateful people here it seems. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Are you guys republicans by any chance. If you are HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mike Hawk | October 16, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Making up for daddy issues….poor Brad
Yank and Wank - they rhyme for a reason | October 16, 2008 at 5:37 pm
@21 WHO THE FUCK THINKS MORMONS HAVING MILLIONS OF KIDS IS OK?????
God you are not even worth the caps, you peniseatingdickbreathedbagofshite
fuck off Mormons or anyone who pops out kid after kid on this overpopulated planet is fucked up – DICKWAD American piece of shit.
Amy | October 16, 2008 at 6:53 pm
@6: There are a lot of unwanted children in the U.S. but they are entirely older kids with serious behavioral problems. We have a completely dysfunctional foster care system to thank for that. Angelina Jolie is hardly the only person who would rather adopt a healthy baby/toddler from a foreign country than wrangle with the serious emotional issues of an abused 10-year-old. She should be applauded for being a white American who is apparently not at all racist.
john | October 16, 2008 at 6:58 pm
her face is elephant looking in all the pictures.
Suzy | October 16, 2008 at 7:10 pm
“You can’t even start the process until any new children are at least six months old,” Jolie said..
No offense Jolie, but if you were pumping them ALL out of your clown car of a vagina, it’d take NINE months till the next one arrived. Stop – Nanny time!
whocares | October 16, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Thank to all for the comments. Angelina is happy and that is the most important, and although there are people who doesn’t love her, there are much more who do love her. I am one of these.
Having children is ok, adopting childre is ok. She and Brad have the sources and the time to do it.
Concerned white citizen | October 16, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Just don’t bring any more niglets over here from Africa. We have enough crime as it is.
hannah | October 16, 2008 at 7:45 pm
She would never have 6 or7 kids of her own naturally – it would be too brutal on her body. So she wants to go pick them up overseas. Too easy.
@11 is totally right. There is something not right here, and the media does not seem to bring this up. She has a history of serious mental health disturbance, and now she is collecting children ?? Why not just devote more time and attention to the ones she already has?
I know some of you will think, whats the big deal, its humanitarian & compassionate to adopt poor children who are orphans. Well it is if it is done out of a sense of selflessness. I highly doubt Angelina has reached that stage of selflessness (which is so rare). I believe she is doing it out of her own need to feel validated, wanted, & important.
FutureAxeMurderer | October 16, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I can’t wait.
10 or 15 years down the road and this is all going to blow up like Hiroshima. It’s going to be delicious “wtf omg my life sucks” sauce.
FutureAxeMurderer | October 16, 2008 at 8:01 pm
On a side note.
I wonder how long ago it was since the crazy bitch actually talked to a REAL person.
Not one of her fawning plague spewing groupies or yes men.
A real person.
Someone who doesn’t have their head completely up their ass. Because I’m pretty sure if she ever did talk to someone who isn’t half-way retarded, she’d see she’s a total fucking nut job.
Those kids are screwed for life.
They should round them up, take them behind the wood shed, and put them out of their misery.
It’s that or in another 20 to 30 years we’ll all be reading how poor wittle snookie-woogums went on a coke binge and killed someone with his over-inflated ego ( whatever the cool kids will be driving by then).
redneck trash | October 16, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Hey y’all, let’s go vote fer Ms. Wolfslayer Mooseburger and Grumpy Grandpa McNasty! I ain’t votin fer no muslin faggit!
...... | October 16, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Does she even get that you actually have to dedicate some time to a child?
Every fucking month she wants to adopt again.
The adopted children she already has have had a bizarre enough upbringing already.
They know they were adopted and their family is comprised of people that are fundamentally different from them. And they also have to accept that their mommy gets bored pretty fucking easily and could adopt them a new family member sometime soon.
She should look at some of the analysis done by psychologists on the ‘family’ Mia Farrow put together.
Who is she doing this all for? The kids or for herself and her dream of being some kind of super Gaia mother earth figure.
She’s a massive pain in the rectum with no idea about normality.
so-B-it | October 16, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Jebus! I am still laughing about that one! So basically Angelina Jolie is like a DUCK and can’t count her kids but just knows she has a bunch and can recognize when one goes missing?? You know, that would kind of explain the lips…she could rule the sequel to Howard The Duck (remember that movie?!). It’s Angelina Jolie starring in…Angie The Duck!!!
...... | October 16, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Does she even get that you actually have to dedicate some time to a child?
Every fucking month she wants to adopt again.
The adopted children she already has have had a bizarre enough upbringing already.
They know they were adopted and their family is comprised of people that are fundamentally different from them. And they also have to accept that their mommy gets bored pretty fucking easily and could adopt them a new family member sometime soon.
She should look at some of the analysis done by psychologists on the ‘family’ Mia Farrow put together.
Who is she doing this all for? The kids or for herself and her dream of being some kind of super Gaia mother earth figure.
She’s a massive pain in the rectum with no idea about normality.
kisskiss | October 16, 2008 at 8:56 pm
She is gorgeous.
I love what she does she is a great person, hopefully she will not make any more horrible terrible movies like Wanted.
my comment | October 16, 2008 at 9:11 pm
The reason she HAS to adopt overseas is because we have adoption standards in the USA. No sane person would ever give this woman and her lap pet, Brad living human children.
gotmilk? | October 16, 2008 at 9:44 pm
5/6 i love how you’re lashing out on her for adopting. what about those morons who are producing the unwanted children. it’s no one’s obligation to adopt. so fuck off then, thanks!
Sport | October 16, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Give the lady a sandwich or something, she is too thin.
And if you REALLY need to adopt again, why not help one of the thousands of kids in OUR country that need it. Oh thats right – it doesnt get as much press coverage so you and Madonna go oversees. Pathetic not noble.