A Vietnamese official says Angelina Jolie is just weeks away from getting her new 3-year-old son. Her application is being processed quickly and should be finished by the end of March at the latest. The director of the orphanage says about the child:
“He is in good health,” Trung said, adding that he gets along with the other children and likes playing soccer. “He is a little bit shy.”
And because Vietnamese law makes it difficult for unmarried couples to adopt, Jolie is applying solo. Like it actually matters for somebody like her. She could have three lesbian wives and a pet alligator and she’d still get this child. She probably thought she was being so crafty too. “I’ll put down that I’m single. They’ll never suspect!” And then she pulls her shirt over her head and pretends she’s a ninja as she runs off into the night.
I was just looking at DVDs to rent and came across the bone collector… that movie was obviously made before A-Jo got her nose shaved. It’s lots wider in that movie’s cover photo.
She was a pretty woman anyway, if narcissistic and insane, but she had a pudgier nose and face shape then she does now. Nose job, cheek implants, etc. have made her b-e-a-y-o-o-otee cartoonish. And her behavior matches.
My sympathies to the honest people waiting years to adopt.
She needs to adopt some cleft palate kids, that way she can make fun of them everytime they try to eat soup.
Good for her and Brad, Can’t wait to see the little guy.
HollyJ, Thank you very much.
Hey whitegold, aka. DumbAzz, All kids depend, and needy, Oh I bet you changed your own sh@tty diaper, and went out and got your own food and feed yourself. I bet soon as you poped your retared self out of the womb. you went and made yourself a Pizza.
@55 — What the fuck did you just write? I just had to look up sh@tty, poped, and retared. I regret to inform you that your entry suggestions to the OED have been denied, and those remain non-words. Random punctuation and word placement, not to mention incorrect tense usage, has given me a migraine. Thanks a fucking lot.
I’m guessing #36 is really really ugly, and really really fat, and is all torked up cuz it hasn’t gotten laid in….well, EVER. Because only fat ugly losers go on and on about someone like Jolie, who is not only beautiful, but she has a family and the hottest guy in HW, who obviously adores her, AND a resume 3 pages long for her humanitarian work.
Keep foaming at the mouth whammer, and don’t forget to wear your “I Hate Pretty People” shirt today
She’s even starting to look like Mia Farrow. A younger, brunette Mia “child collector” Farrow.
#57 people who’s do-gooding comes from the heart don’t keep a “resume” of it. But I imagine Jolie does, because it’s about ego-validation for her. And before you go off on one of your inane screeds about it not mattering what the motive is as long as the effect is “good”: sit on iit and spin. IT MATTER what the motive is, unless you’re as shallow as Angie. Then it’s wunnerful wunnerful — ad it to the resume.