Angelina Jolie acting? What are the odds?
You can tell it’s a slow news day when the entire celebrity circuit loses its shit over pictures of Angelina Jolie acting. Granted, this is the movie she’s filming with Johnny Depp, it’s not like she’s going to cheat on Brad Pitt by banging Johnny in front of the entire cast and crew. No matter how hard I press these voodoo dolls together. “But, Ragdoll Johnny Depp, the paparazzi are watching.” “And so is Optimus Prime. Because I told him to.”