You can tell it’s a slow news day when the entire celebrity circuit loses its shit over pictures of Angelina Jolie acting. Granted, this is the movie she’s filming with Johnny Depp, it’s not like she’s going to cheat on Brad Pitt by banging Johnny in front of the entire cast and crew. No matter how hard I press these voodoo dolls together. “But, Ragdoll Johnny Depp, the paparazzi are watching.” “And so is Optimus Prime. Because I told him to.”
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azzman | February 23, 2010 at 1:00 pm
I would still crush it!
sim | February 23, 2010 at 1:01 pm
she’s gorgeous
Damn Straight | February 23, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Picture #1
I would splooge on that face
Picture #8
I would spear that ass with my throbbing schlong until she said uncle then I would bury it balls-deep and release my seed
SO RIGHT | February 23, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Gia and Girl Interupted were her last bouts of good acting. She hasn’t done a thing worth noting since.
black people are nappy | February 23, 2010 at 1:20 pm
I want to wipe my own poo all over my testicles and my tiny shaft. i also love to smell my own farts. sometime it try to give myself a rim job, but i just cant reach. so instead i just poop on my own face. my dog licks my anus
Jimmy | February 23, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Best aspect of the pictures, no visible tats!
Darth | February 23, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Well,well,she’s quite in shape isn’t she? Seems like ready for Johnny Depp.
Pernacchia | February 23, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Overrated phony.
Boogeyman King Dong | February 23, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Looksalike Johnny Depp soon having her thighs around his waist.Not something to look forward for though.
bbbbbbb | February 23, 2010 at 1:28 pm
She looks like her own wax figure.
Sport | February 23, 2010 at 1:28 pm
doesn’t do anything for me, cant get past her bullshit persona and humanitarian media-grabs.
Galtacticus | February 23, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Did Johnny Depp pull already a number!? She’s a very organized woman.
#5 | February 23, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Best comment I have read on this site in a while. God bless you good man!
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 23, 2010 at 1:46 pm
I’m in Paris with the slightest thing you do
I’m in Paris with your eyes, with your mouth
I’m in Paris with… all points south.
Am I embarassing you?
I’m in Paris with you…
sickitten | February 23, 2010 at 1:52 pm
I kinda like Angie but there is something so off about her twins. Developmental disabilities galore. What are they gonna do a year from now when it is really obvious? More hats?
Adrian | February 23, 2010 at 2:30 pm
I see they are making her wear padded panties to give her a butt, no one likes flat butts, you know.
dadgummit | February 23, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Gorgeous face and decent bewbs.
But she’s got scrawny chicken arms and legs, and a flat, low-slung ass.
VandaL | February 23, 2010 at 3:41 pm
She needs a good pan of ash
me | February 23, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Still fascinating! She’s gorgeous!
me | February 23, 2010 at 4:01 pm
She is still fascinating. The woman is gorgeous!
KIKI | February 23, 2010 at 4:07 pm
She is a baby grabbing, man cheating freak show with a giant throbbing vein like a dick head. I don’t like her acting either.
But I digress.
Tanya | February 23, 2010 at 4:41 pm
SHE IS GORGEOUS!!! I would totally cheat on my husband with Angie. I can’t stop looking at her!
SLAP CHOP | February 23, 2010 at 5:13 pm
She’s a revolting bobble-head with the figure of a graffiti-covered two-by-four. Can’t understand why anyone thinks this tattooed freak is attractive in the slightest (especially when she needs FULL FUCKING CGI to do a “nude” scene).
YOU JUST GOT SLAP CHOPPED
Jessica | February 23, 2010 at 5:27 pm
OMG NO…THIS IS JUST GROSS!!!
AVX | February 23, 2010 at 5:55 pm
Is it just me, or has she become exceedingly skinny?
JB | February 23, 2010 at 6:00 pm
She bares a frightening resemblance to Cruella Deville doesn’t she?!
Ann | February 23, 2010 at 6:52 pm
Actually, Depp and Angelina would be hot together. If you were going to cheat on Brad, it would be with him. I want this scandal to happen.
Rhialto | February 23, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Yeah,this is quite a f*ckable woman isn;t she!? Taking her private elementary school for granted ofcourse.
Boogeyman King Dong | February 23, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Da pussy is keeping already Brad Pitt in an iron grip.Who’s following?!
Jake | February 23, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Angelina is very beautiful lady! Brad is so lucky.
Stu Gavin | February 23, 2010 at 8:22 pm
She looks elegant and spoiled in these pics, it makes me want to please her boyfriend so that she won’t have to fool with it.
HITLER | February 23, 2010 at 8:41 pm
she looks awful.
she needs to eat.
i wouldn’t let her visit Auschwitz
p.s.
i ate scrambled eggs today and they didn’t sit too well with me.
also…….wait for it…..
I LOVE KIDS!!!
HITLER | February 23, 2010 at 8:41 pm
she looks awful.
she needs to eat.
i wouldn’t let her visit Auschwitz
p.s.
i ate scrambled eggs today and they didn’t sit too well with me.
also…….wait for it…..
I LOVE KIDS!!!
Chris | February 23, 2010 at 9:29 pm
“Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f***ing snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f**k you, I would start selling all my s**t just to keep f***ing you.’ ”
“He enjoyed it so much.”
By John Mayer..
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^I find it hilarious that John Mayer didn’t mention anything about Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston has to be frigid and lousy as shit in bed.
I see why Aniston’s fans are so bitter and upset that they are putting Angelina down. Sad lot of Jen fans. Just face it Brad and Angelina are not breaking up.
It’s been over five years move on with your own lives. The more you pick on Angelina-the more Brad will stay with her and protect her.
Brad love Angelina/his kids. Angelina loves Brad, beard and all.
coco | February 23, 2010 at 11:09 pm
I think bar has an awesome body to look at and really cute face but I don’t like women that are too tall & too big. That’s why models look better in pictures and from far away and not in real life. She’s bigger than him! And he’s probably over 6 feet! ugh. I hate that. Very Tom Cruise, and we all know he has a short troll complex. I think petite women are way hotter! He’s gonna get crushed under there! Hmmm…on second thought…there might be worst things than being crushed by a beautiful hippo with 10 pounds of breast jiggling away ;) I mean, if at 22 or 23 you’re that big and tall. mmm yikes, it’s hard to imagine what you’re gonna be like later. Juicaaay baybay!
m3 ds real | February 23, 2010 at 11:32 pm
She looks just breathtaking..no other word, Love the hair, love the outfit! I am more and more excited about the film!
A | February 23, 2010 at 11:50 pm
Actually, Angelina is shorter than Brad, even while wearing heels. I worked the Super Bowl in Miami this year and when I saw them together, I was surprised at her height. Looks are deceiving. She really looks like she’ll tower over anyone. Well, she’s taller than me, I’m 5’4″.
On the other hand, she needs to eat more. She’s so skinny. Looks sickly.
G | February 24, 2010 at 12:14 am
Is that you GW?
timmy the dying boy | February 24, 2010 at 12:34 am
Johnny had better watch his ass, or she may adopt him when he’s not looking.
tsismosa | February 24, 2010 at 3:19 am
she looks old for her age. :( i wish it weren’t so.
tsismosa | February 24, 2010 at 3:20 am
@#37: she’s 5’6″
sickitten | February 24, 2010 at 3:45 am
#34, are you ‘Love Angelina’ or TeriAnn, by any chance?
NG | February 24, 2010 at 4:22 am
She looks ok I guess.
fifi | February 24, 2010 at 6:37 am
When You stop eating carbs , first thing to go is your largest muscle , gluteus …
She is a walking “flat ass” example …And She looks like tired 55 years old . So unattractive , is sad. While You watch her act , you cannot help but only see her bonniness.
captain america | February 24, 2010 at 6:55 am
can we please study her extra ear-lob on the other side of her face?
Denver Dixie | February 24, 2010 at 8:48 am
The superficial is one of the only sites that lets you say what you want about Jolie. I love it! Most people think her acting is for shit. It is just cringeworthy.
HITLER | February 24, 2010 at 4:46 pm
SLAP CHOP
you’ve become my new personal hero.
might you love kids because I LOVE KIDS!!!
Edward Tibbons | February 24, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Cartoon of Angie reuniting with Jon Voight and a Jewish baby
http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/stalkerazzi_brangelina/
Harry Knuts | February 25, 2010 at 12:11 pm
It’s interesting that the two roles that garnered Jolie attention for her acting were where she portrayed a drug addict with mental problems. What a stretch!
64gb flash drive | February 26, 2010 at 7:11 am
Its about time that Angelina got back with her Father and Kudos to Brad for helping. Family should always give a little space to family for foregiveness. I hope that this will open up a bright future for all of them