Angelina Jolie

20041018_ajolie.jpgCan somebody sit down with Angelina Jolie and explain to her that if she keeps adopting babies, her wonderful genes will never be passed on and nobody will ever carry the rare “Super Fucking Hot Angelina Jolie” gene ever again? Because keeping that DNA to herself would be like Conan O’ Brien never telling a joke. A travesty to humanity if ever I saw it.

Read Angelina Jolie Adopts Russian Baby @ [Mosnews]

And if you needed reminding of just how hot Angelina Jolie is, here’s her spread from the November issue of Esquire. And don’t you ever forget again or else I’ll beat you. Beat you good!