Angelina Jolie’s New Boobs Are Set To ‘Promote’

Here’s Angelina Jolie’s new boobs at the Paris photo call for Maleficent, a movie I haven’t paid much attention to because it looks a helluva lot like Snow White And The Huntsman, but without the chances of Kristen Stewart getting her pussy licked by the director. You gotta do better than that, Disney. I’m a discriminating filmgoer with discriminating taste- holy shit, is that a raccoon with a gun?! *throws wallet at screen*

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