Angelina Jolie’s New Boobs Are Set To ‘Promote’

May 7th, 2014 // 17 Comments

Here’s Angelina Jolie‘s new boobs at the Paris photo call for Maleficent, a movie I haven’t paid much attention to because it looks a helluva lot like Snow White And The Huntsman, but without the chances of Kristen Stewart getting her pussy licked by the director. You gotta do better than that, Disney. I’m a discriminating filmgoer with discriminating taste- holy shit, is that a raccoon with a gun?! *throws wallet at screen*

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Angelina Jolie New Boobs Maleficent Paris Photo Call
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    The hottest picture in the set, mostly because none of her ridiculous tattoos are visible.

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    Cock Dr
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    I like dem crazy shoes.

  3. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    So this is how movies are made I guess:
    Suit #1: “We’re going to make a movie about a badass chick who turns out to be some kind of badass chick demon chick.”
    Suit #2: “Our demographic research shows it will maximize profits with the 11-15 year old girl crowd!”
    Suit #3: “Who’s our lead?”
    Suit #4: “SAG rules say that anytime a ‘badass chick’ role is to be cast it automatically falls to Angelina Jolie.”
    Suit #2: “She’s so badass! And edgy! I loved her in Hackers!”

  4. Mr. Sensitive

    If you want to see her new boobs just role up a couple of those New Balance inserts.

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    judgingyou
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    Always with the veins (and wrist bone?) you can’t unsee.

    And she messed up the Vulcan salute!

  6. Angelina Jolie New Boobs Elle Fanning Maleficent Paris Photo Call
    Margaret
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    Yyyyikes.

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    anonym
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    she looks scary

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    She really fucked up her nose

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    Madame Tussauds has stepped up. Looks almost life like.

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    brail
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    I almost feel like she had then cut off, so she could get fake ones without being judged… I know that’s bad….

    • she had fake ones before. They removed them and some breast tissue then replaced them. If she was really concerned about breast cancer, she would not have put the first set of implants in. She is a liar like kardashian. Her face is overflowing with botox and fillers. nose job. bottom lip reduction and top lip implant. She is all plastic and that is why she looks shiny and waxy. plus she is a shit actress. Only good thing she did was save Pitt from that ugly, talentless man. John Voight is the star of Jolie’s family. If you do not know, go meet Ratso and the Cowboy Husler.

  11. Saw the trailers to this Malificent film…and frankly looks like Jolie is gonna ruin another movie with her sh1tty acting.

  12. Angelina Jolie New Boobs Elle Fanning Maleficent Paris Photo Call
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    Teeth !

  13. IMO, AJ is #2 after Lindsay Lohan on the list of actresses that have aged badly and very prematurely.

  14. Deed

    Her new tits look ridiculous on her skeletal frame. Can’t stand this stuck up bitch

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