Here’s Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Hollywood premiere of Salt last night and after spending an entire morning focusing on an “actress” who hasn’t starred in anything relevant in the past six years, it’s nice to see some talented stars who actually got famous the old-fashioned way: Adulterous child-snatching. They’re a dying breed, these two.
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FU mudshark | July 20, 2010 at 1:25 pm
yuch…shes gross. and as overrated as bruce springsteen, bob dylan and neil young combined.
Jimbo | July 20, 2010 at 1:35 pm
That is the best comment I have ever seen… Although, I did like her as a lesbian in Gia, sort of…
Bob Chittlin | July 20, 2010 at 1:55 pm
+1
duke | July 20, 2010 at 2:19 pm
@Jimbo
Hmm..fantasizing of donning the strap-on, are we??
Ness | July 20, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Even though she looks painfully skinny, she still is squared. Jennifer Aniston looks better than Angelina, healthier, sexier….. and of course, Jennifer has a smaller waist.
Sugar | July 20, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Aniston is a butterface. Even with all the plastic surgery.
DadIamHomoSEX | July 20, 2010 at 2:37 pm
You Win 1 internet.
I live, I ride, I am Rough | July 20, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Let put this long standing debate to rest. Aniston and all her fans can kick and scream for as long as they want, but it was predetermine in AJ’s D.N.A. to win always. I’m just the messenger don’t blame me…
CARLO | July 21, 2010 at 9:43 am
Parenthood has aged them both but they are both still Beautiful people. Angelina could use some weight on her but who knows what shoot she is doing that requires her to be so tiny. Funny world we live in. It’s either too fat or too skinny. At least she can gain weight and look amazing again if she so chooses. Still as always, would pay!
jewdozer | July 20, 2010 at 1:26 pm
first
Unseen | July 20, 2010 at 1:52 pm
fail
Kerri | July 20, 2010 at 2:54 pm
hahaha
Phil | July 20, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Those are some nasty ass knees.
I remember the days when she was UBER hot
rofl | July 20, 2010 at 1:31 pm
holy shit, look at how skinny her arms are.
Rick | July 20, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Brad’s got to ditch her. She’s way past her expiration date. He’s a guy with a lot of money so he can just go get another, fresher one. He doesn’t have to pretend to be stuck with an aging bitter coot like the rest of us.
Jimbo | July 20, 2010 at 1:36 pm
How the fuck do you dump Jennifer Aniston for that?
Cock Dr | July 20, 2010 at 2:12 pm
He dumped Jen because he hated her smoking like a chimney, and she didn’t want to have kids.
And because AJ must have some powerful pussy mojo going on under all those tats.
Carolyn | July 20, 2010 at 9:28 pm
He smokes too.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 20, 2010 at 1:43 pm
in some pics of angelina there’s this vein that sticks out in the middle of her forehead. it pulsates a vibe. that vibe says, “Leave me and I’ll kill us both.” i wouldnt chance it. not for all the oksanas in the world.
gogo | July 20, 2010 at 6:02 pm
ahhahaha u re nuts
Phil Ashio | July 20, 2010 at 1:34 pm
@ FU Mudshark
AGREED 100%!!!
@ Phi
when was that? when she was 18?
She needs a f*cking kick up the a** for being a flakey b*tch, weirdo c*nt, incestuous whore! and for stealing 3rd world families children! Oh wait, they sold them to her right? Like slaves families did in the 1700s? Oh, ok…so…ex slaves and black panty party members should be mad at their relatives, right? not cracka whitey.
Nikki | July 20, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Wow, Phil. You have issues. Stealing/buying, not the same as adopting. The rest of you – I’m sure the best that you could manage to get your dick into would be a Lilo looking crack whore.
Phil Ashio | July 20, 2010 at 1:44 pm
uhhh, Hi Nikki…welcome to The Superficial.
My comments “f*cking kick up the a** for being a flakey b*tch, weirdo c*nt, incestuous whore!” were a play on the mel gibson comments as of late.
Dont worry, youll catch on as soon as you set the meth, foil, glass dick and B.O.B. down for longer than 3 minutes.
And Lilo is just young & misguided. Nothing a good f*cking kick up the a** for being a flakey b*tch, partying c*nt, coal burning whore wont solve.
Don | July 20, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Black panty parties? Can I join? That sounds like fun.
Cyrus | July 20, 2010 at 1:37 pm
She has not been hot since 2005. Her face is too bony, has too many tatoos, she’s getting older and saggier, etc. I don’t see the big deal. In fact I never understood why Hollywood obsesses over her looks. She was hot before, but never would have not ranked in my top 100, or probably not even close to it.. I have seen better-looking girls at college, the beach, and the mall.
Hollywood seems to do this a lot though. They try to sell us some girl that they claim is attractive, but in reality is decent, average, or ugly. Case in point: Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon, Nicole Kidman, Beyonce, Lindsay Lohan, Eva Longoria, and… wait for it… even Gabouray Sidibe. Yeah, that’s right, I have heard people say she was actually beautiful.
dude | July 20, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Nicely put. Agreed on all those women. Especially Eva LongWhoria.
Kerri | July 20, 2010 at 2:56 pm
agree too.
Sugar | July 20, 2010 at 2:56 pm
You forgot Jennifer Aniston and Britney on that list.
Twinkle | July 20, 2010 at 11:54 pm
Sure Cyrus. And you’re Leonardo DiCaprio.
CARLO | July 21, 2010 at 9:47 am
Agreed. I see more hot tail in person than on TV every day in Orange County. Too bad they can’t act and don’t have the clout Angelina has created. I’d love to see more nice ass on the big screen.
dude | July 20, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Damn, I’ve seen better legs on a table. She went to shit so fast.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 20, 2010 at 2:17 pm
ugh, really? whos this dude that keeps using my handle. ur giving my penmanship a bad name. how bout something like “seen better legs in a bucket of popeyes”.. just sayin, aim higher.. for both of us.
Jen | July 20, 2010 at 1:47 pm
who gives a shit about them anymore.
dude! | July 20, 2010 at 3:47 pm
agree!
bocon | July 20, 2010 at 1:48 pm
what a bunch of jeaulous ppl in here , that woman is perfect , beautiful and a good actress , brad is a veryyyyyy hansome man… you haters!!
Sid | July 20, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Somebody needs to reboot “bocon”, his Hollywood programming is stuck in an empty loop.
SrfStrng | July 20, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Well said bacon. I love them both. I was at the premiere last night and they are both gorgeous.
SrfStrng | July 20, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Well said bacon. I love them both. I was at the premiere last night and they are both gorgeous. I also think they are both good actors.
absinthe | July 20, 2010 at 7:05 pm
I don’t hate her, but Angelina is farrrrrrrrrr from perfect
Pat | July 20, 2010 at 1:50 pm
The problem with young hot psycho chicks is that underneath all the wildness they take themselves very seriously. When the wild partying is over you get this…thing…you see here: severe, pretentious, joyless, angry. It’s best when they die of an overdose or sexual asphyxiation (or both) while they’re still young and hot.
ZigZagZoey | July 20, 2010 at 2:20 pm
I agree! Severely joyless, and just plain mean is exactly what I imagine her to be.
And it seems pretty obvious that Brad has been dealing with something that’s wrong, growing that beard and plain old looking haggard for months. He does not look happy, and hasn’t for quite a while.
She never has looked happy imo.
She looks like a junkie.
Kerri | July 20, 2010 at 2:58 pm
he has aged 20 years since he got together with her. what a nightmare she must be.
absinthe | July 20, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Couldn’t agree more
jumpin_j | July 20, 2010 at 1:51 pm
“Wanted” wasn’t bad.
Glenn | July 20, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Used to be hot, lost waaay too much weight. Now she looks like a skeleton with a wig.
markrtrost | July 20, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Jesus you’re a snarky fuck. But you have moments of hilarity. This is one of those moments.
Ty Pennington | July 20, 2010 at 1:54 pm
When will she realize that she has become irrelevant? Her looks are fading and her movies suck. They are always the same cheesey action flicks. Sometimes she’ll throw in a boring “artsy” here and there (i.e. The Good Shepard and Changeling). But it doesn’t matter because they are awful.
Kerri | July 20, 2010 at 3:01 pm
i hate her movies too. they are ALWAYS the same. ugh. i hate her. home wrecking husband stealing kid collecting skinny ass bitchy looking fake lesbian brother kissing blood vial carrying double coffin lover loser fake whore! whoo i feel better.
Billy Corgan | July 20, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Despite all her rage, shes still just a rat in a cage.
Queen Homo Samir Shabazz | July 20, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Yea…fuck that cracka bitch!
SpaghettiCat | July 20, 2010 at 2:17 pm
The cryptkeeper has a better arms than her
FrankNfrtr | July 20, 2010 at 2:55 pm
I hate her tattoos.
She is painfully skinny.
She fits the classic description of “home wrecker”, having broken up the Pitt Anniston marriage, and also swooping in on Billy Bob when he was engaged (& living with I believe!) to another woman.
Her tits are likely store bought.
Yet I just can’t stop watching.
F*ck you back dude | July 20, 2010 at 6:18 pm
I think she wears shapely corsets to give her hips and boobs. It looks like she has body armor under that dress, it looks solid.
overlooking the obvious | July 20, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Brad looks sooooo GOOD now that he shaved that hideous beard. Who cares about her.
Bunny | July 20, 2010 at 3:16 pm
I’m with overlooking the obvious…. forget Angelina. I love Brad…. I’d fuck the white off his face any day.
Lain | July 20, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Oh, wow, she looks great! She looks healthier than she’s been a while. Good for her!
anon | July 20, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Hmmm… the article ends with the exact same phrase I used in a comment this morning on E Online. I know from friends in the media this happens…often. Good to see the lack of creativity goes on in the industry. Love to see a show that found the people who wrote some of these lame comments and be taken off gaurd by having to back them up, face to face with the actual celeb in person…now THAT would be good.
Phil Ashio | July 20, 2010 at 4:15 pm
uh, yea. sure ya did.
Now go on, get back to your padded cell corky. Nothing for you to see or do here. Its grown up time and your autism is acting up more than usual today.
ahhh the delusions. Yea, itd be soooo coooolll to see the commenters go face to face with the stars wouldnt it? Then you could see how short, greasy & pimply all your masturbation fodder really is.
jlylec | July 20, 2010 at 3:43 pm
she’s getting old but i’d blast it on principle…
Lisa | July 20, 2010 at 4:11 pm
What a gorgeous couple.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 20, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Thank you so much for posting that. I adore her.
Phil Ashio | July 20, 2010 at 4:34 pm
HAH…I would too if I was a prior russian K9 whore. Сейчас идут Fuck другой собака
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 21, 2010 at 6:17 am
What does it mean ” now they are going fuck other dog”? I mean did you put your hate blabber through the online translation program again, moron? God when will you low classes, learn anything about foreign languages and difference of the language structure???
By the way I have been proposed a few times by American men and I declined the generous offers.
Now does your shit make me eligible for asking all the American men who occupied my city LEAVE?
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 21, 2010 at 6:20 am
Your reply had nothing to do with the post whatsoever, you chose it to personally attack me, fucking Russophobe . When Angelina comes to Moscow on Sunday for her SALT premiere. I would gladly see her though.
ugh | July 20, 2010 at 4:53 pm
O.K, she is too skinny and looks older, but if any of you saw her in the supermarket –
you’d all still be masterbating over her!
… its easy to be picky when the only women you know are airbrushed internet pics…
Ted Bundy | July 20, 2010 at 5:03 pm
ugh…
no, not at all. I give credit where credit is due, but its not due to her. Shes very unattractive and I feel like she always has been. Id take LiLo, Paris, Jessica Simpson or just about any other of the women posted here, over her.
absinthe | July 20, 2010 at 7:11 pm
What’s funny about your post is that during the filming of this movie, she stayed near my small town in NY, where she and brad were spotted at the local supermarket. So lots of people actually did see her in the supermarket.
F*ck you back dude | July 20, 2010 at 6:07 pm
She looks like a bubble head with her big ass jaw and weird body and he looks like a sleazy 70′s porn star who happens to be drunk. They make a good couple, Fug and Fugler.
mfb | July 20, 2010 at 7:41 pm
is it me or does she look gangly?
anonym | July 20, 2010 at 7:51 pm
LOOKIN LIKE A TRANNY !!!!
anonym | July 20, 2010 at 7:51 pm
looks like a tranny
Fati87 | July 20, 2010 at 8:20 pm
When did Brad Pitt get hot again?
Angelina is getting old.
moo | July 20, 2010 at 9:01 pm
woah – her nose shrank! Yet another plastic surgery?
captain america | July 21, 2010 at 12:12 am
THEY ONLY SELL CHEAP LOOKING CLOTHES IN AMERICA, folks?
Bunny | July 22, 2010 at 10:54 am
Shut. up.
Twinkle | July 21, 2010 at 12:35 am
The posters on this thread are rough. All I can say is that she’s better looking than any of us, so unless you’re Gisele, STFU!
She’s at striking woman and she makes Brad interesting.
M | July 21, 2010 at 3:46 am
oh please people her face is very beautiful and shes striking. she looks like a barbie doll from some angles its just unfortunate that she has some ugly limbs but she is still better than jennifer aniston. if those two were standing side by side anywhere most people would be drawn to AJ and Jen would just shrink and disappear. Both are attractive but on a different level. alot of people are better looking than aniston especially in hollywood which is why she seems so sad and bitter all the time.
Dr. Freud | July 21, 2010 at 4:42 am
Suffers from unresolved abandonment issues dealing with her father.
Control related vomiting is occuring.
Gaze appears unfocused and distant.
Flattened affect.
I sense Valium and booze. Could be opiate pills however.
Hope her emotional anchor doesn’t pull her overboard.
She needs to forgive her father. They need to grieve over the loss of her mother together. Her future health depends on it.
Time will tell for ze fraulein.
keijo | July 21, 2010 at 4:47 am
look at her hands. Alien?
fag | July 21, 2010 at 9:12 am
her head is enormous like an alien and the body too ..
the biggest implants in the world can’t hide it
fag | July 21, 2010 at 9:05 am
it’s punkin’ head again ..
the bulging eyeballs ..
veiny bumpy head ..enormous & lumberjack jaws atop a skeletal frame with no waist & no ass ..
implants & rug on top of bulbous head ..
isn’t it lovely ….
yesssssssssss
she’s sooooooooooooo gorgeous
ahahahahahahahahhahaaaaa ,,,,
right …
fag | July 21, 2010 at 9:06 am
to M ..
hon’ you’ve neah seen this bitch in real life or you wouldn’t be salivatin’ all over your slavish idolizing self ..
ANYONE who has seen her in person will tell you she’s UGLY ..
sorry to bust ya’ bubble moron
it's true | July 22, 2010 at 1:03 pm
I once saw a headshot of her without the huge false eyelashes and thick liquid eyeliner. It was for some article about her humanitarian work. She looked totally fug and old, and she had the beginnings of crow’s feet… and this was years ago.
fag | July 21, 2010 at 9:10 am
absinthe knows what i’m talkin about ..
i’ve seen her in ny AND italy ..
on top of being ugly ( but incredibly photogenic ) she has an arrogant self important expression which will make you bust a gut laughin when you see her ….
SURPRISE !
hollywierd’s best kept secret is that they are midgets ..
& him too he’s an ugly bastard ..
face like a pig ..
features too close together ..ahahhaaa
LAWD HELP ME !!!!!!AHAHAHAA
ugottabekidding | July 21, 2010 at 9:24 am
Ok, I’m a chick and I fucking LOVE AJ. I always have. Fuck the haters who talk about her weight, how many kids she has or whose man she supposedly stole. There’s not one of you who wouldn’t wanna live her life in a heartbeat. I think she’s one of the most STUNNING women on the planet. Those who disagree, I truly don’t give a rat’s ass, but you’re free to disagree nonetheless. I’m sick & tired of Jennifer Aniston already. She stars in movies that suck major ass, and I could care less who she’s dating today, tomorrow or next week. I used to like her, but ENOUGH ALREADY! As for AJ stealing Brad, that’s a load of shit. If he was all that happy with JA, he’d still be with her. Oh, and as for the kids, the biological ones are gorgeous, and the adopted ones are the luckiest kids on the planet. However, I guess some of you would prefer that they had stayed in their respective orphanages and lived a life of squalor. Yea, I can see how that would be a better choice.
Mean Joe Green | July 21, 2010 at 10:28 am
ok porky, we get it. you wish you were her. cool. now that youve got that off your chest, move on to the next cupcake.
ugottabekidding | July 21, 2010 at 11:45 am
Hey MJG, go pork yourself, dumpling. I wouldn’t mind being her one bit. I’d take the looks, career & money in a hot second. I’m simply not ashamed to admit it like most. Now, please come up with something better than this, or don’t bother replying to posts ever again.
Mean Joe Green | July 21, 2010 at 1:39 pm
@ ugottabekidding
finished your box of cupcakes already porky?..and back for more I see. I told you, its ok that you want to be her, so dont feel the need to keep explaining it. Your cymbalta is giving you delusions of grandeur and making you think anyone cares about your crumbly, fat saturated, carb infested opinion…its cool. Were very forgiving around here…occasionally.
Now grab the crisco, grease those thighs and put that polyester uniform back on so you can get to work at the drive thru on time. You dont want your lover..er…boss to ebonically put you in your place now, do you? It must be tough being a mudshark in a place like that…soooo many choices for the french braided, muffin top white girls with no self esteem. Tough life, huh?
ugottabekidding | July 21, 2010 at 2:08 pm
LOL You’re too much. You talk about me not feeling the need to say anymore, and well, HERE YOU ARE AGAIN! You make me laugh, Joe, Barney, Snuffalupagus, or whatever your name actually is. Sadly, you’re truly showing your desperate need for laughs with all those jokes now. A for effort though! I guess maybe you’re looking for a reaction to all the fat jokes? Sigh. I could honestly care less. Sorry to disappoint you. However, maybe one day I’ll run into you at the drive-thru after all. However, it’ll be me actually driving through, whereas you’ll be the one handing me the bag through that cute little window, wearing that cute little paper hat. Have a great day! Smooches!
ugottabekidding | July 21, 2010 at 9:29 am
Oh, and when the fuck did 35 become old and/or washed up??? Seriously??? That means that Aniston has one foot in the grave at 41! LOL
Davinci | July 21, 2010 at 3:39 pm
sexy lips+M.I.L.F=8.9
Mp424 | July 21, 2010 at 3:50 pm
her body might not be great but that face can launch a thousand ships
Becca | July 21, 2010 at 10:33 pm
Her face is perfect, like carved perfection… He is the most youthful and handsome 46 year old I have ever seen. She is too skinny though – only flaw. Jennifer Aniston looks like Dustin Hoffman…
buttfuck | July 22, 2010 at 12:23 am
perfect weight, perfect body, perfect woman
r u kidding? | July 22, 2010 at 1:06 pm
there is a reason you never see her in bikinis and skimpy clothing… her body is terrible… saggy tits and no waist, square torso. let me guess, you think her body in the Tomb Raider suit was ‘real’ lmao
ff | July 22, 2010 at 9:39 pm
God, you people are pathetic. I love all the guys who say they see hotter girls everywhere, SEE not fuck, because if your ugly weirdo mug came within 10 feet of them, police would be called.
O_o! | July 23, 2010 at 7:27 am
you want to know a woman-age?
don’t look at her face,, nah, not the boobs…
give a look at her hand! O_o!
Shiloh | July 23, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Hey, fish!
are you writing that under aniston’s gunpoint?
sen | July 24, 2010 at 5:27 pm
i like the angles of her face. she’s just pretty.