Angelina Jolie Is A ‘Minimally Talented Spoiled Brat’: The Sony Emails

I work in the media, so it’s easy to forget that people actually live rich, full lives (Sometimes even outdoors. The actual outside!) where they don’t obsess over the tiniest minutiae like studio infighting and how badly Aaron Sorkin wants to feel Tom Cruise shove an iPhone 6 up his ass. Which brings me to the leaked Sony emails which have been a goddamn treasure trove of bickering over whether David Fincher would direct a Steve Jobs movie or Cleopatra for Angelina Jolie who’s apparently a “minimally talented spoiled brat” that will destroy the careers of anyone who makes her “disaster” movie. So here are the best links to that shit:

Leaked: The Nightmare Email Drama Behind Sony’s Steve Jobs Disaster – Defamer

New From The Leaked Sony Emails: Aaron Sorkin Wanted Tom Cruise To Play Steve Jobs – Film Drunk

Even Sony’s Own Employees Are Unhappy With the Spider-Man Franchise – Moviepilot

Also, apparently Marvel almost convinced Sony to let them use Spider-Man in Captain America: Civil War, but talks broke down when someone at Sony literally went, “Hey, what if we rebooted Spider-Man with another trilogy?” and then they all blew each other in the dicks for surely this was the greatest idea they’d ever heard in their lives. Yay, Hollywood!

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