Angelina Jolie’s New Boobs Have Powerful Nipples

The Superficial | March 3, 2014 - 10:05 am

By the end of February, even Hollywood’s sick of awards show, so here’s The 2014 Independent Film Spirit Awards which happens every year the night before the Oscars. I don’t know what exactly separates the two events, but I do know that Angelina Jolie showed up with her new boobs and Krysten Ritter and Paula Patton looked pretty fucking hot. What else do you want from me here? A treatise on truth in cinema? Because you’re talking to a guy who watches Ted any time it’s on HBO. It’s a miracle I don’t jump up and down and clap every time the teddy bear talks.

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