Angelina Jolie’s New Boobs Have Powerful Nipples

By: The Superficial / March 3, 2014

By the end of February, even Hollywood’s sick of awards show, so here’s The 2014 Independent Film Spirit Awards which happens every year the night before the Oscars. I don’t know what exactly separates the two events, but I do know that Angelina Jolie showed up with her new boobs and Krysten Ritter and Paula Patton looked pretty fucking hot. What else do you want from me here? A treatise on truth in cinema? Because you’re talking to a guy who watches Ted any time it’s on HBO. It’s a miracle I don’t jump up and down and clap every time the teddy bear talks.

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