Angelina Jolie’s New Boobs Have Powerful Nipples

March 3rd, 2014 // 33 Comments
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By the end of February, even Hollywood’s sick of awards show, so here’s The 2014 Independent Film Spirit Awards which happens every year the night before the Oscars. I don’t know what exactly separates the two events, but I do know that Angelina Jolie showed up with her new boobs and Krysten Ritter and Paula Patton looked pretty fucking hot. What else do you want from me here? A treatise on truth in cinema? Because you’re talking to a guy who watches Ted any time it’s on HBO. It’s a miracle I don’t jump up and down and clap every time the teddy bear talks.

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  1. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
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    She does look much better without that 200-lb piece of shit hanging off her.

  2. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
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    If you’re going to get fake boobs, why is there such a big space between them?

  3. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
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    Love this woman.

  4. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
    Deacon Jones
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    Am I the only one that doesn’t find her attractive?

  5. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
    Deacon Jones
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    Wow!

  6. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
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    Yes. Rosario. All day.

  7. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
    George P. Burdell
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    The whole mastectomy thing was a cover for fripple inserts to keep Brad from going back to Jennifer.

  8. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
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    She looks best naked.

  9. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
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    Her hairy balls are hanging low.

  10. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
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    Imagining her, right now, in a school girl uniform with pig tails and white, thigh-high socks… currently, creaming my jeans.

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    Inner Retard
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    She should do something about her arms. They look creepy.

    • Juch

      Actually, she needs to do something about her mouth, like put food in it, then the arms will look better. Aside from that, its good to see anyone up and smiling after a run-in with cancer.

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    CrashHell
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    Her hand makes it look like she’s about to become an american werewolf in Santa Monica.

  13. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
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    She blinded me with science! SCIENCE!

  14. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
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    [joke about choking her on substance other than vomit goes here]

  15. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
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    As opposed to most other celebrities photographed this weekend, Ms. Patton does not disappear when standing sideways.

    And this is just AFTER losing almost 170 unwanted pounds.

    This is a very good thing.

  16. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
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    “tired to domesticate you…” [snicker]

  17. cage

    Just curious on why every time some celeb makes an odd appearance she all of a sudden had work done. Has none of you seen her damn work over the years. Look up her nude screnes online and watch the said movie. Cyborg 2 is one as an example. One of her earliest and she is huge. She DID NOT have her breasts done. Why does everyone assume that with every celeb

    • Jenn

      Angelina did, in fact, have her breasts done, very recently, and was public about it. She wrote an article about the fact that she had a double mastectomy due to her strong family history of breast cancer and she opted for reconstructive surgery. Everybody talked about it around this time last year.
      Everyone that’s not a cyborg. Hmmmm.

    • She most definitely had a boob job even before her double mastectomy. Her cleavage has had the tell-tale inner edges for some time now. And go watch Hackers, her boobs were not big at all in that movie.

  18. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
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    “Mein Führer…”

  19. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
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    Paid for by George Bluth.

  20. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
    pajero
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    who is this beauty?

  21. Angelina Jolie Boobs Krysten Ritter Paula Patton Spirit Awards Rosario Dawson
    pajero
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    who is this beauty?

  22. Duke Steele

    Angelina looks nippletastic. ( I just made that up)

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