Angelina Jolie Really Wants You To See Her Leg

February 27th, 2012 // 167 Comments

The Oscars were last night, and like every year, they were a regal and boring event second only to golf. So we’ll try to strafe through it as quickly as possible without making Charlie Sheen think we’re his long-lost F18 soulmate that needs coke banged into next week. Anyway, here’s Angelina Jolie who showed up looking surprisingly giddy for a woman whose leg got stuck in “Steal Husbands” mode.

ANGELINA: Maddox, scurry up mother’s gown with a can of oil. I’m stuck again.
MADDOX: Right. Sorry if I squirt you.
ANGELINA: That’s what she said. AHAHAHAHAHA!
MADDOX: Mother, I’m 10.
ANGELINA: Oh, don’t be such an Aniston. You know the rules.
MADDOX: Sigh. “Anyone who’s an Aniston has to move out and live with John Mayer.”
ANGELINA: There’s a good boy.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Angelina Jolie Leg Oscars
    me
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    she is beautiful

  2. Angelina Jolie Leg Oscars
    yoyo
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    this woman is exquisite

  3. WhatADunce

    She made an ass of herself. And a whole lot of people noticed. Once a famewhore always a famewhore. Sorry, Angie-kins, no amount of third-world-country baby snatching and “charity work” is going to cover up the fact that you’re a raging mental case who does anything and everything to be the center of attention at all times. Even if it means using your own kids — or someone else’s — to further YOUR agenda. Disgusting.
    Oh, the day that Jolie and Pitt split up. And it will happen, no doubt. They’re just biding their time, milking their rapidly fading “brand” for all it’s worth. Of course, the ho will work overtime when the sh*t hits the fan to revamp her image: heartbroken but dedicated single mom who knows she has to be strong for her precious children. She’ll throw Pitt’s ass under the bus in a hot minute. How sad for their kids to have to deal with such losers for parents.

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    just reminiscing…

    don’t cut anyone with those sharp knee bones!

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