“Hurry into the van, children, it’s that giant penis again. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!”
Here’s Angelina Jolie herding her children into an indoor playpark in Malta which I had no idea was even a country, so let’s table that for a second. Anyway, yesterday we learned that Jennifer Aniston has come full circle and became that which she hates, so I can’t imagine Angelina isn’t feeling some sort of smug satisfaction today. I’m not saying she’s feeling chipper enough to child steal again, but I’d probably keep a close eye on my kids if I lived in this “Malta” place. (I’m being messed with, aren’t I? Be honest.)
Photos: Flynet, Splash News
Is it Halloween already? That skeleton outfit is supoib.
Brad Pitt is not looking good at all!
someone desperately needs to eat.
but the little girls look really adorable.
Get in the minivan, genetic one. You – slanty-eyed one- in the trailer.
Ugh, her spine and tailbone are trying to escape.
Quick call Sigourney!
That seems less like parenting, more like herding.
Nice finger, lazy photographer!
Borrrring.
Jaysis. “i’d love to carry you honey, but mommy hasn’t eaten her pea yet today.”
She is not parenting, she is herding the workers back into the sweat shop to make more cloths for Kathy Lee Gifford
I’d buy her underwear too. Then again, I assume she wears any.
nice of the photog to include his finger in the pic.
agreed, two fingers “crushing” her head would have been tiger
Yeah, do you get a discount for buying that photo?
I can’t imagine these kids get the attention and love that they deserve, and would if their parents weren’t high profile celebrities trying to ease their failing importance.
Adopt my ass! I’m ok with being herded and the lack of attention any day.
If there is one thing you can say about this woman….she ain’t afraid of making needles an integral part of parenting.
I’m sure Brand and Angelina have lots of things in common with these kids….like, uh….the nannies and caretakers, and….uh….occasionally the same general physical location.
Stevie Nicks needs to eat a hamburger.
she looks more like Mary Kate & Ashley’s mom!! this woman has the worse fashion sense–unless she’s been dressed for an award show she looks like a bag lady, and i DON’T mean Louis Vuitton!! :0
Malta’s where The Maltese Falcon is from.
(I can hear it now: “Ohhhhh, so THAT’s what that means…”)
I’d lay odds she’s pregnant.
That’ll teach Jennifer.
You dudes got mad geography skillz.
so she tucks her tail???
How do you get to be in your thirties or however old you are without knowing that Malta is a country?
She makes me want to eat a cheeseburger.
I believe most anyone who was able to afford to pay nannies and housekeepers would say “Oh, I am so domestic that I won’t allow nannies or housekeepers to babysit for me, or do my laundry, cook my meals, clean the bathrooms, etc….. Uh huh — NOT!!! Not sure why anyone here thinks that other couples/parents in Hollyweird don’t have the same help that money can buy. Or that they wouldn’t take advantage of that if they could. I’m not particularly a fan of Brange one way or the other, but some of the judgments put on them for every move are just ridiculous and laughable. I’ve seen hundreds of mothers with only two kids “herd” them just the way AJ is. Thats what parents do when they have a couple of kids. Get real folks.
Isn’t the one in the red tutu her son???
Why is she wearing my snuggie? Bitch!
believe it or not: EVEN HER SHIT LIES!!!!!!!
Wow Brad Pitt has really let himself go.
Sorry, but it’s a little bit pathetic to show off your ignorance about European countries…
Shiloh dresses as a boy and Knox as a girl. What’s happening with these kids sexuality?
Not a damn thing is happening to their sexuality. Apparently the Jolie-Pitt family just doesn’t believe in forcing children into gender stereotypes. Kudos to them, letting the kids find themselves rather than being told “this is who you are”.
+1
She should dress all those kids in their respective ethnic costumes and have them sing “It’s a Small World After All” over and over and over again. That would rule.
she just wears sheets now?
Ever heard of the Maltese Falcon SW? Maybe if you spent a little less time concentrating on Justin Bieber and a little more time… well, just doing anything else really…
I’ve seen more waist and ass in a fridge.
leave Quagmire alone!!! giggity giggity
Shock shock!! I’m from Malta and I love your site:) But Malta is a country and no one is messing with you, look for a tiny island just under Sicily ….
sooo…the boy twin is dressing like a girl, now?
No, she just accidently ate an apple
i thought all her kids were black ninjas with mohawks
She has a personality disorder.