OMG! It’s Angelina Jolie Parenting!

The Superficial | June 15, 2011 - 3:11 pm

“Hurry into the van, children, it’s that giant penis again. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!”

Here’s Angelina Jolie herding her children into an indoor playpark in Malta which I had no idea was even a country, so let’s table that for a second. Anyway, yesterday we learned that Jennifer Aniston has come full circle and became that which she hates, so I can’t imagine Angelina isn’t feeling some sort of smug satisfaction today. I’m not saying she’s feeling chipper enough to child steal again, but I’d probably keep a close eye on my kids if I lived in this “Malta” place. (I’m being messed with, aren’t I? Be honest.)

Photos: Flynet, Splash News