OMG! It’s Angelina Jolie Parenting!
“Hurry into the van, children, it’s that giant penis again. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!”
Here’s Angelina Jolie herding her children into an indoor playpark in Malta which I had no idea was even a country, so let’s table that for a second. Anyway, yesterday we learned that Jennifer Aniston has come full circle and became that which she hates, so I can’t imagine Angelina isn’t feeling some sort of smug satisfaction today. I’m not saying she’s feeling chipper enough to child steal again, but I’d probably keep a close eye on my kids if I lived in this “Malta” place. (I’m being messed with, aren’t I? Be honest.)