Here’s Angelina Jolie promoting Salt in Tokyo last night where she apparently wore a sheer outfit that’s just almost see-through, so bust out those squinting caps. In the meantime, Popeater reports Angelina has secured the Twitter account @AngelinaJolie, but only to stop a cyber-squatter. However, her people say she may use it in the fall which means we’re only months away from the epic showdown we’ve all dreamed about.
@JennAniston: At last we meet you husband-stealing bitch.
@JennAniston: Hello? Is this thing on?
@AngelinaJolie: Sorry, I was fucking Brad Pitt then watching him not leave me.
@JennAniston: #ouch
Photos: Getty, Splash News
Turd Ferguson | July 27, 2010 at 1:27 pm
She is a fucking freak. Eat a sandwich you hag.
hungerleadstohate | July 27, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Take a chill pill Turd…
Turd Ferguson | July 27, 2010 at 1:35 pm
OK, sorry.
Wait – I hate her. Too full of herself, not that attractive either.
laughsATfunnyTHINGS | July 30, 2010 at 11:02 am
LOL … i
Randal(l) | July 27, 2010 at 1:32 pm
gun to your head: Angelina Jolie without a sandwich or Snookie with her bucket o’ chicken skins
Randal(l)
hungerleadstohate | July 27, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Really I don’t get this no sandwich=hate thing… What if like me she likes coffee with a little scotch in the morning. To each his own. Maybe that’s why some people are too hateful,,, too much sandwich and not enough scotch.
Agnes Peabody | July 27, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Ha, ha hugerleadsto! Why must we judge?
jessesgirl | July 28, 2010 at 7:37 am
See? All these fatties just need more hedonism in their lives – more scotch, more blow, less of those fucking boring sandwiches they love so much.
grod | July 27, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Turd likes the fatties
fuck u bitch | February 14, 2011 at 2:54 am
thats what all girls say you hate her cause you cant have her shut up who would want a 70 pound junkie like angelina
YEAH!! | July 28, 2010 at 7:17 am
You hate her because you can’t have her! Thats typical behavior for little boys!!!!
Aniston wore same style earlier | July 28, 2010 at 11:51 am
70% on TMZ thought Aniston looked better. She did.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/27/angelina-jolie-jennifer-aniston-whod-you-rather/
Jen | July 27, 2010 at 1:32 pm
why are we still talking about angelina vs jennifer. who gives a fuck? that shit was like in 2002….
Angelina | July 27, 2010 at 2:03 pm
No kidding
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Twitter convo = classic :D someone had their coffee finally!
Agnes Peabody | July 27, 2010 at 1:44 pm
I love to talk about AngieHo vs. the Maniston. Face it, both those women would be nothing without the fantastic Mr. Pitt.
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Ok, I love Brad, but he sooooo did not make AJ. You don’t need to give a crap about her, but the fact is that she won her Oscar long before him. On a side note, I do think he was robbed of his own award for Benjamin Button. lol
Agnes Peabody | July 27, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Yes, she was in the news daily when she was with Billy Bob, right?
Agnes Peabody | July 27, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Also, winning a Oscar does not qualify you to sell tabloids on a weekly basis, now does it? I think you should rethink her worth before Pitt.
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Actually, she was in the news plenty while she was with Billy Bob. So, I suggest you do some more research before you say anything. It might not have been for having a bunch of kids, but she did in fact adopt her first WHILE she was with Billy Bob, not Brad. Not that this is an image I like to revisit, but how often did we see her & Billy Bob making out all over the place? All the talk of them wearing each other’s blood? Yea, I guess you’re right. Nobody knew her name before the Fantastic Mr. Pitt.
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 2:21 pm
C’mon now. The whole Oscar thing can be said about most celebrities that have won awards. You can’t possibly single her out. Besides, I only made the reference to her Oscar because of your silly comment about her being nothing without Brad.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 2:29 pm
you nitwit aniston never won an oscar LMFAO! she won an emmy, a golden globe, and.. a SAG (apros pos since so much of her is starting to). and fwiw jolie has twice as many, and then some
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Talk about nitwit. Who the fuck said that Aniston won an Oscar? I said AJ won the Oscar, as in Angelina Jolie, you ‘tard. Aniston’s initials would be the reverse, JA.
Agnes Peabody | July 27, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Yes, she was in the news here and there for acting like a whack job, Yes, she was in the news here and there for acting like a whack job, tonguing her brother and cutting herself. Now she gets with Pitt and is suddenly one of the most influential people, saving the world. Sure, she did it all by herself. NOT. Oh, and daddy bought the Oscar for her biopic Girl Interrupted.
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Sweet Agnes. You didn’t say anything about her reasons for being in the news, only whether or not she was in fact IN the news before Brad, and she was. She was also already involved with UNICEF before Brad. He’s the one that started sniffing up her ass, not the other way around. Suddenly he started doing all that stuff for New Orleans AFTER he got with her. You’re right though, he totally made her who she is today. Do us all a favor and go take a nap.
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 3:03 pm
I don’t need to defend anyone, as I don’t know the woman. However, I’m not the one who’s all angry about the fact that I proved she had already made a name for herself before Brad. So, clearly my dear precious Agnes, it is truly you who needs a nap. Maybe a binky too? Sweet dreams angel. :)
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 2:43 pm
whooopsss…. ok i missread and then misspoke. almost forgot about that, girl interrupted, right?
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Yup, that’s the one. She wont the supporting actress category.
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Oops, typo. Meant she “won” . . . .
Agnes Peabody | July 27, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Why don’t you take a nap? You sound like a whiney bitch defending your skeletal goddess. You know she would have been done and out without being part of the triangle. Just the same as Aniston would have been. Give it up.
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Agnes, please see above a few places for my response to your silliness. It appears you replied to dude’s comment, and not our initial exchange. Yup, a nap is indeed in order.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 3:33 pm
agnes, the only people brad made are his twins knox and vivienne. jolie and aniston were both household names already.
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Dude, don’t forget their big sis, Shiloh. lol
Agnes Peabody | July 27, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Get off my ass.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 3:59 pm
wow ur on top form! had thought shiloh was adopted. that’s the one aj went to like congo or somewhere to deliver? anyway good catch (again!)
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Due, I know my stuff, but thanks! lol Yes, they went to Namibia to deliver her. There’s no way anyone can think she’s adopted. She’s a virtual clone of her father. :)
Agnes, dear, the last place I’d want to be is anywhere near your ass (SHUDDER!!!). You invited this onto yourself. As the saying goes, if you can’t take the heat, get the fuck out of the kitchen. It goes something like that anyway. lol
Agnes Peabody | July 27, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Go back to Just Jared bitch.
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 4:19 pm
That’s the best you got, Agnes? I’m sad for you. Now, run along and let the adults have fun. Tootles. :)
Fati87 | July 27, 2010 at 9:36 pm
@ Agnes & the other one – Why don’t you both shut up and blow Mel before he burns down your houses?
The Laughing G-d | July 27, 2010 at 10:04 pm
You people are messed up, no one cares which actress won what when.
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 10:49 pm
If you don’t care, feel free to choose a different site to comment on. :)
Ted | July 27, 2010 at 1:49 pm
It’s not see-through. She’s achieved her ultimate dieting goal and become an x-ray.
Kerri | July 27, 2010 at 1:52 pm
HAHAHAHAHA
m. | July 27, 2010 at 5:01 pm
This was actually a funny comment :)
grug | July 27, 2010 at 11:54 pm
yeh g1 mate
just skimming, and ur comment got my first ever post. congrats
Mr. Sensitive | July 27, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Her thigh is smaller than most of the female commenters’ upper arms.
grod | July 27, 2010 at 1:57 pm
hahaha. SO true
Kerri | July 27, 2010 at 1:53 pm
She’s a slut and not aging well at all. Hag.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 2:05 pm
we all age eventually, god willing. she has the hollywood red carpet thing down, i’ll give her that. and the fact she can remain slim and still have TITS.
St Almos Fire | July 27, 2010 at 3:30 pm
It’s easy staying skinny and having tits when you buy them. **coughcough POSHcough**.
V. Beckham bought her big fame with a hot man too… though I think David is 10x hotter than Brad
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 3:38 pm
if they’re fake like anistons (which they dont look) then kudos for getting realistic looking ones. victoria adams was already HUGELY famous in before beckham, what planet were you on in the 90s? comparing pitt to beckham is apples vs oranges. one’s an accomplished athlete, the other an accomplished actor. pitt will still be acting years after beckham has retired from football and is selling used cars.
St Almos Fire | July 27, 2010 at 4:02 pm
You think Anistons look fake and Angelinas REAL?
What planet are YOU spending most of your time on? Next you’ll be telling me Jolie can act…
Just because you want to bone Bones over here so badly doesn’t make you the authority on boobies. If you want to blow a load all over her veins go right ahead…
David Beckham is worth 250 mill; Pitt is worth less than 150. David Beckham is WAY better looking, 10x more talented and will be raking in endorsements until he dies.
Pitt will have to keep shilling foreign add in Japan and piggybacking on his other friends for roles. Did you even see Benjamin Button? *Harf* At least Tarantino let him jump on the band wagon. Pitt is played out. He’s old and there are many hotter, younger and better actors ready to take his place. All he has now is his name…
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Hey Almo, are you related to Agnes by any chance?? You guys are angry as shit! What did Angie and Brad do to the both of you anyway? Did you guys stand outside of a premier hoping for autographs and didn’t get them? Did either of them kick your puppies and run away laughing? I love Beckham too. No doubt he’s hot at hell, but endorsements til he dies? That’s stretching it a bit. All it takes is one career-ending injury, and let’s see how long he endorses anything. You need to relax a bit and take some advice from Posh herself. Spice up your life! lol
Agnes Peabody | July 27, 2010 at 4:22 pm
ugottabeafreak, I am entitled to my opinion, and you are not going to change it. I hate cyber bullies. Why don’t you pull your head out of Angelina Jolies ass freak. She would not piss on you if you were on fire you stalker fuck.
St Almos Fire | July 27, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Dude:
Boobies are a most sacred thing. One MUST respect the boobies – know when they are real, when they are fake or on-the-fence sitters. One gets very angry when boobies are not given the proper respect they deserve. As the proud owner of a pair, I make it my will, ney – my duty.
My quibble with you sir, is the allegation of Ms. Jolies zaftig-ness whilst being skinny. Why she does have mounds, she is nowhere near “die brusten” she had when she was plumper around Gia days. A.Jo was infinitely hotter back then before she became translucent – loosing her ta-tas, her rump and her glow. Now Jessica Alba has filled her cups since decided to shun de boobies in place for veins.
And while I love David with all my heart, I cannot condone his approval for Ms. Posh’s bolt-ons.
In closing, David>Brad. QED. The End?
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 4:37 pm
All I did was simply reply to your initial comment, and you went and got all huffy from then on out. If you can’t handle the result, then seriously, go fuck yourself. If anyone is guilty of stalking, it’s most definitely you. Why do you keep looking for me? I tried to keep things lighthearted and funny at first. You didn’t. You took it all personal. Get a fucking life and stop pestering me now. You’re no fun to play with anymore. Oh, and by the way, the idea of anyone pissing on someone else, is just plain disgusting. So, who’s the freak now, cum dumpster? GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Jeez Agnes/Almo, am starting to think you’re both ANISTON lol, why so much personal hatred
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Dude, I think you many be onto something! There is some SERIOUS hating going on with them, especially that Agnes (aka Jen) person. GAWD!!! LOL
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 4:41 pm
p.s. that was to the last Agnes post not the last Almos… tho to that last almos i agree tits are to be adored and treated with love. QED? havent seen that since private school. you some sorta catholic mensan? lol
Agnes Peabody | July 27, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Just Jared must be having a slow day. Get back over there you self agreeing freak.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 4:50 pm
u sure are one pugnacious bitch lmao, go to JJ yourself i like it right here
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 7:07 pm
You keep bring up Just Jared. Is that your Bible or something. Damn! Maybe you’re not Jennifer at all and are actually Jared himself! I’m sorry that no one visits your site Jared. Now go back to your wasteland of a life and leave us alone.
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 7:08 pm
Dude, pugnacious is an awesome word! Kudos to you, my friend!!! LOL
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 7:48 pm
:D you may be right about Jared. And Sean’s either steven stupid baldwin or that dummy from growing pains ;) the one who grew into… a pain
Matt2 | July 27, 2010 at 8:51 pm
So agree that this Agnes/Almo is Aniston–and off her meds and stalking Angie’s blog again. You would think after all these years she would have moved on. Guess some people like to play the victim. Imagine if Aniston would have moved on by now I gaurantee a second husband would have divorced Jen by now.
So no wonder Aniston and her band of whinning fans stay on Jolie/Pitt’s back. Look at the heard of men that have already ran like hell away from Aniston. This chick can’t make any relationship work but yet love to blame her failure on others.
St Almos Fire | July 28, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Why am I Agnes?
Dude, READ!
A-L-M-O
You’ll never bang Anglina Ho-Lie. Give it up.
And lick balls, dude.
Internets arguments are for 10 year olds… like you :P
Matt2 | July 27, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Clearly a bitter women. From a man eyes-she seem to be aging pretty good to me.
Fati87 | July 27, 2010 at 10:03 pm
I think I figured out both agnes and gottabegeeko over there. You are both 13 year-old girls with bad acne and braces who spend all of their time at home, aren’t you?!
ugottabekidding | July 27, 2010 at 10:53 pm
Yup, you got me. My cover’s been blown. I’m a 13yr old girl with bad acne. Come to think of it, how did you know so much about me? STALKER ALERT!!!
Hmm, your name is actually quite telling. FATI (fatty). I’ve actually been out til now, unlike you who’s been here looking for someone to give a shit about your attempt at an insult, while you jerk off to bad internet porn. You have a lot to learn, Fathead. Come back when you’ve got a clue. Til then, take care & comb your hair! :)
St Almos Fire | July 28, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Matt standing up for women he’ll never see?
They’re celebs. They’re out there for OUR entertainment. If I feel like calling Ho-lie a veiny-cadaver, I can all I want. That’s why they’re here. For their own exposure, so they can live off the endorsements which prbbly makes them more than their shitty movies do – Jolie, annistn, Biel -whoever.
show me an actress and I’ll show you some respect. Hellen Mirren, Cate Blanchet, Nicole Kidman, Adrien Brody, daniel craig – these people can act. They live off their TALENT and don’t need tabloids to make them relevant.
Angelina and Jen could only hope for so much….
We like Sluts | July 29, 2010 at 1:54 am
But we do not like Kerri
sweet hag | July 27, 2010 at 2:03 pm
I don’t know about the slut part but I did bump into her last night while I was restocking on bat wings and lizard tongue. True story.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 27, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Thank you so much for posting her, Mr Fish!!!
I love her sooo much
dude! | July 27, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Still a media whore
Cock Dr | July 27, 2010 at 3:22 pm
I can’t help but wonder about the alternate universe.
You know, the one where AJ wasn’t so stringent about Brad leaving his wife before she gave him access to the cookie jar.
Would Brad have gotten tired of it quick & fled back to Jen?
soupofdefish | July 27, 2010 at 5:06 pm
Two thumbs down. I still can’t believe Brad would rather have that over Jenn,, 2002 come back.
dude! | July 27, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Ditto
Old Handy | July 27, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Aaaand, no one cares.
yuta | July 27, 2010 at 8:11 pm
hi
Freebie | July 27, 2010 at 8:51 pm
She looks so much better covered head to toe in black leather.
Paloma | July 27, 2010 at 9:27 pm
Ok so she’s see-throughy. Do you think there is a way to make her invisibly?
Randal | July 28, 2010 at 2:07 am
Fuck this skinny broad. I mean seriously. If I were a fucking billionaire like her I would be eating cheeseburger filets every fucking day while banging 10 supermodels at once. I am not a millionaire so fuck this crazy bitch. Bitch forget the sandwhich eat an orphan. You’re fucking rich you stupid fuck that’s when you enjoy life not starve the fuck out of yourself, idiot. Half of the worlds population, you know the poor wretch that live in poverty, starving and dying hate you’re fucking guts.
Sure I’d fuck her but I would beat the fuck out of her too. Nothing worse than a stuck up ugly bitch trying to be good looking.
spix | July 28, 2010 at 2:57 am
id rather be a thin ass bitch than a butterfaced fat bitch any fucking day
Rhialto | July 28, 2010 at 3:42 am
Well,well,what an excellent looking dress! It’s floating somewhere between spy/ninja/haute couture fashion!
Starmaker | July 28, 2010 at 3:58 am
Her name is pretty strong in the common Asian household.Asian moms like her lot.
Nero | July 28, 2010 at 4:01 am
Moms and daugthers.
captain america | July 28, 2010 at 6:10 am
this american mum is definitely on the LOSERS SIDE, folks!!
KIKI | July 28, 2010 at 8:30 am
uhavegottobekidding, You are obsessed. Seek help, Please.
ugottabekidding | July 28, 2010 at 8:56 am
Kiki, bite me. All I ever did was reply to silly comments. Try reading from the beginning.
KIKI | July 28, 2010 at 9:42 am
And reply and reply and reply. Nobody gives a rats ass about this has been trick but you sweetie ;)
ugottabekidding | July 28, 2010 at 9:55 am
And yet, here you are again . . . sweetie. Welcome back. ;)
KIKI | July 28, 2010 at 9:57 am
And here you are, 60 comments later. What gives? I have never seen a more rabid fan of ANYONE on this site. Welcome darling. We like to snark on celebs, not discuss their merits.
ugottabekidding | July 28, 2010 at 10:03 am
And so long as losers like you continue to make a big deal about anything I say, I’ll continue to comment, deary. So, please, be my guest and keep this going. It make the day go by so much quicker. If you actually have the ability to read and have, in fact, done so with my comments, more than half of them really didn’t have much to do with any celebrity. It was more of a war of words with Agnes. Welcome to the party though. The more, the merrier.
KIKI | July 28, 2010 at 10:06 am
Sure. I have all day. Why don’t we discuss HOHOHOLIE. You might get off if I talk nice.
ugottabekidding | July 28, 2010 at 10:07 am
Talk about whomever you wish, my dear. However, it’s sweet that you care so much about what gets me off. LOL
fap | July 28, 2010 at 9:58 am
Unfortunately because of the big jaw thing that made her look nice when she was younger, as she ages she’ll get that ventriloquist dummy look (lines down face at sides of mouth, like joins) more and more —> http://a.imageshack.us/img213/6645/dummyl.jpg
KIKI | July 28, 2010 at 10:00 am
Ohh, I get it. Well, we accept lesbian crush fan girls here I guess. To each her own.
ugottabekidding | July 28, 2010 at 10:04 am
LMAO Now I’m a lesbian too? You’re a funny little thing. Sad, but funny nonetheless. Wait a minute! Snookie?? Is that you???
KIKI | July 28, 2010 at 10:08 am
Tell me, do you dream about Jolie at night? Write fan porn in your diary? What do you find so hawt about this ugly actress. Does she make you cuuummm?
ugottabekidding | July 28, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Soooo sorry Kiki. I totally missed this love note from you. I’m really not sure why you’re so hung up on why I like her. It seems to me that you might actually be the one with an obsession here. With me! I mean, it’s not as if I’ve gone on & on detailing what I do like about her. Does she make me cum? Seriously Kiki? Are you this desperately lame? Talk about fan porn. lol Maybe you really are Snookie. It would make perfect sense.
KIKI | July 28, 2010 at 10:17 am
Wow, Just, wow with you.
ugottabekidding | July 28, 2010 at 10:20 am
I’ll take that as a compliment. Have a great day! ;)
OMG | July 28, 2010 at 10:32 am
Holie fanbots are the worst
ugottabekidding | July 28, 2010 at 10:41 am
OMG! Really??? Thanks for the heads up! lol Seriously though, I just have fun riling folks up. Some are just so easy.
Andrea | July 28, 2010 at 12:19 pm
They don’t call them Brangeloons for nothing folks!
ugottabekidding | July 28, 2010 at 12:27 pm
And yet another one. LOL
Howie | July 28, 2010 at 12:36 pm
I bet Pitt kicks himself in the ass every day when he wakes up to “that” without makeup.
St Almos Fire | July 28, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Biels see-through dress > Jolies see through dress.
Because there’s something actually underneath Biels (Justin! Suprise!)
cheryl | July 28, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Brad is crazy. you can’t make a whore a housewife. Sorry
maya | July 28, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Salt was so stupid and predictable, such a waste of time and money. And seriously if you wanna be this strong badass woman, why don’t you put some food in your mouth and swallow it and stop trying to look like some young skinny model. Old people who are too skinny just look older. Yea she’s got the face but what the hell she looks like a bobble head skeletor now, her roles are always the same. Why can’t she be funny ever, at all…boring and always trying to act hard when she’s probably about to faint all the time
Bored with life | July 28, 2010 at 10:30 pm
I’ve got something ‘Salty’ for her…
Carol | July 29, 2010 at 11:35 am
maya, that was too funny… bobble head skeletor.. I going to use this one.
Matt | July 29, 2010 at 4:28 pm
@Maya. The more you bitter bitches bitch and moan at her, the more I like her. Gotta love a woman that drives other chicks MAD with rage and jealousy. Keep going, you freak fest. You are a total riot!
Matt | July 29, 2010 at 4:29 pm
@Maya. The more you bitter b*tches pitch and moan about her, the more I like her. Gotta love a woman that drives other chicks MAD with rage and jealousy. Keep going, you freak fest. You are a total riot!
kyle | August 2, 2010 at 10:45 am
Gorgeous Angelina – lucky Brad Pitt.