Angelina Jolie is See-Throughy

Here’s Angelina Jolie promoting Salt in Tokyo last night where she apparently wore a sheer outfit that’s just almost see-through, so bust out those squinting caps. In the meantime, Popeater reports Angelina has secured the Twitter account @AngelinaJolie, but only to stop a cyber-squatter. However, her people say she may use it in the fall which means we’re only months away from the epic showdown we’ve all dreamed about.

@JennAniston: At last we meet you husband-stealing bitch.
@JennAniston: Hello? Is this thing on?
@AngelinaJolie: Sorry, I was fucking Brad Pitt then watching him not leave me.
@JennAniston: #ouch

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