Angelina Jolie is See-Throughy

July 27th, 2010 // 77 Comments

Here’s Angelina Jolie promoting Salt in Tokyo last night where she apparently wore a sheer outfit that’s just almost see-through, so bust out those squinting caps. In the meantime, Popeater reports Angelina has secured the Twitter account @AngelinaJolie, but only to stop a cyber-squatter. However, her people say she may use it in the fall which means we’re only months away from the epic showdown we’ve all dreamed about.

@JennAniston: At last we meet you husband-stealing bitch.
@JennAniston: Hello? Is this thing on?
@AngelinaJolie: Sorry, I was fucking Brad Pitt then watching him not leave me.
@JennAniston: #ouch

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Freebie

    She looks so much better covered head to toe in black leather.

  2. Paloma

    Ok so she’s see-throughy. Do you think there is a way to make her invisibly?

  3. allo
    Commented on this photo:

    ummm, why are they not zooming in on her cellulite like they do for every other poor woman that breathes??? she might want to start watching those slits…

  4. Commented on this photo:

    I gotta admit, I’ve got a major lady crush on her.

  5. PdG
    Commented on this photo:

    Eu fiz um efeito “X-Ray” nas fotos. É impressão minha ou ela está usando algo pra tapar o seio esquerdo e no direito não está usando nada?

    Link para as fotos modificadas: http://tinyurl.com/2annzdp

  6. PdG
    Commented on this photo:

    I did an “X-Ray” in the photos. Is it me or she is using something to cover her left breast and the right is not wearing anything?

    Link to photos modified: http://tinyurl.com/2annzdp

  7. Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a good sturdy bra under there. You ain’t seeing shit.

  8. Fuck this skinny broad. I mean seriously. If I were a fucking billionaire like her I would be eating cheeseburger filets every fucking day while banging 10 supermodels at once. I am not a millionaire so fuck this crazy bitch. Bitch forget the sandwhich eat an orphan. You’re fucking rich you stupid fuck that’s when you enjoy life not starve the fuck out of yourself, idiot. Half of the worlds population, you know the poor wretch that live in poverty, starving and dying hate you’re fucking guts.

    Sure I’d fuck her but I would beat the fuck out of her too. Nothing worse than a stuck up ugly bitch trying to be good looking.

  9. spix

    id rather be a thin ass bitch than a butterfaced fat bitch any fucking day

  10. Rhialto

    Well,well,what an excellent looking dress! It’s floating somewhere between spy/ninja/haute couture fashion!

  11. Starmaker

    Her name is pretty strong in the common Asian household.Asian moms like her lot.

  12. anon666
    Commented on this photo:

    no tits. no care.

  13. captain america

    this american mum is definitely on the LOSERS SIDE, folks!!

  14. KIKI

    uhavegottobekidding, You are obsessed. Seek help, Please.

  15. Adam
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotta admit… never was a big fan… there are tons of women sexier than her…

  16. KIKI

    And reply and reply and reply. Nobody gives a rats ass about this has been trick but you sweetie ;)

  17. KIKI

    And here you are, 60 comments later. What gives? I have never seen a more rabid fan of ANYONE on this site. Welcome darling. We like to snark on celebs, not discuss their merits.

    • And so long as losers like you continue to make a big deal about anything I say, I’ll continue to comment, deary. So, please, be my guest and keep this going. It make the day go by so much quicker. If you actually have the ability to read and have, in fact, done so with my comments, more than half of them really didn’t have much to do with any celebrity. It was more of a war of words with Agnes. Welcome to the party though. The more, the merrier.

  18. fap

    Unfortunately because of the big jaw thing that made her look nice when she was younger, as she ages she’ll get that ventriloquist dummy look (lines down face at sides of mouth, like joins) more and more —> http://a.imageshack.us/img213/6645/dummyl.jpg

  19. KIKI

    Ohh, I get it. Well, we accept lesbian crush fan girls here I guess. To each her own.

  20. KIKI

    Tell me, do you dream about Jolie at night? Write fan porn in your diary? What do you find so hawt about this ugly actress. Does she make you cuuummm?

    • Soooo sorry Kiki. I totally missed this love note from you. I’m really not sure why you’re so hung up on why I like her. It seems to me that you might actually be the one with an obsession here. With me! I mean, it’s not as if I’ve gone on & on detailing what I do like about her. Does she make me cum? Seriously Kiki? Are you this desperately lame? Talk about fan porn. lol Maybe you really are Snookie. It would make perfect sense.

  21. KIKI

    Wow, Just, wow with you.

  22. I’ll take that as a compliment. Have a great day! ;)

  23. OMG

    Holie fanbots are the worst

  24. OMG! Really??? Thanks for the heads up! lol Seriously though, I just have fun riling folks up. Some are just so easy.

  25. Andrea

    They don’t call them Brangeloons for nothing folks!

  26. And yet another one. LOL

  27. Howie

    I bet Pitt kicks himself in the ass every day when he wakes up to “that” without makeup.

  28. St Almos Fire

    Biels see-through dress > Jolies see through dress.

    Because there’s something actually underneath Biels (Justin! Suprise!)

  29. chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the dress I need to show off my back tattoo. Well done, Angie, well done.

  30. cheryl

    Brad is crazy. you can’t make a whore a housewife. Sorry

  31. maya

    Salt was so stupid and predictable, such a waste of time and money. And seriously if you wanna be this strong badass woman, why don’t you put some food in your mouth and swallow it and stop trying to look like some young skinny model. Old people who are too skinny just look older. Yea she’s got the face but what the hell she looks like a bobble head skeletor now, her roles are always the same. Why can’t she be funny ever, at all…boring and always trying to act hard when she’s probably about to faint all the time

  32. Bored with life

    I’ve got something ‘Salty’ for her…

  33. Dom
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry, But Angie has A pancake ass, it’s flatter that hell! she also has really bad cellulite running down the back of her legs for being so skinny, if she is gonna wear a high slit dress, she should at least have the legs to pull it off.. she looks like a malnourished veiny bobblehead, and look at her elbows.. Look at how much skin she has hanging over them!? If i were to guess her age i’d say she looks about 49 not 35. She is just so gross. I am gonna throw out a bet here and say she could pull her bottom lip over her head too.. i really think it’s possible.

  34. dom
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry, But Angie has a pancake ass, it’s flatter that hell! it actually looks like it caves in.. she also has really bad cellulite running down the back of her legs for being so skinny, if she is gonna wear a high slit dress, she should at least have the legs to pull it off.. she looks like a malnourished veiny bobblehead, and look at her elbows.. look at how much skin is hanging over them! She is also very pasty and unhealthy looking.. If i were to guess her age i’d say she looks about 49 not 35. She is just so gross. I am gonna throw out a bet here and say she could pull her bottom lip over her head too.. i really think it’s possible.

  35. Carol

    maya, that was too funny… bobble head skeletor.. I going to use this one.

  36. icm
    Commented on this photo:

    angie its a very pretty women, but if u head starting to look to big for u body its time to put at least some 10 lbs…..she is just way to skinny…….. aniston has a way better healthy body

  37. icm
    Commented on this photo:

    did she had some work done…???? its seems to me her older pics showed some lines

  38. cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t see a whole lot other than hideous frickin’ tattoo on her lower back. It is just awful…of course the other shit on her body doesn’t help either. Her legs look pretty good though.

  39. cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Ya, and I was first too, so there motherfuckers.

  40. Matt

    @Maya. The more you bitter bitches bitch and moan at her, the more I like her. Gotta love a woman that drives other chicks MAD with rage and jealousy. Keep going, you freak fest. You are a total riot!

  41. Matt

    @Maya. The more you bitter b*tches pitch and moan about her, the more I like her. Gotta love a woman that drives other chicks MAD with rage and jealousy. Keep going, you freak fest. You are a total riot!

  42. rich
    Commented on this photo:

    Jolie is just so damn good-looking … she is just so pretty … too skinny? Who cares? Love to have that face hanging over me.

  43. rich
    Commented on this photo:

    Jolie is just so damn good-looking … she is just so pretty … too skinny? Who cares? Love to have that face hanging over me.

  44. Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    uuumm. wtf!

  45. Wow
    Commented on this photo:

    nice road maps on those skeletton arms !

  46. Wow
    Commented on this photo:

    yummy madonna arms !!! …

  47. kyle

    Gorgeous Angelina – lucky Brad Pitt.

  48. tomkat
    Commented on this photo:

    she has whit bra and panties on under im pretty sure

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