ANGELINA JOLIE’S BEWBS!!!!!!!!!!!!
As advertised in the classiest headline of your life, here are Angelina Jolie’s breasts at the Hollywood Film Awards where, granted, they’re not a naked, Photoshopped FUPA – I’m sorry, squelchy pudendum. – I know for a fact they still have enough Internet juice in them to break something. Perhaps a small Croatian cat blog. Or maybe even AOL. Remember AOL? (Still in business? Get the fuck out. How?)
Photos: Getty, MPNC/AKM-GSI, Splash News