Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp Look Thrilled to Be Together. Just Thrilled.

December 16th, 2010 // 93 Comments

“Remember the rules: No eye contact. No smiling when together. And only address me as ‘Kerchief Slim, Mississippi frontiersman.’”

Here’s Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp attending the photocall for their new movie Cowboys vs. Homewreckers The Tourist in Madrid today which had to be all kinds of awkward considering it bombed at the box office over the weekend, only to be nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Comedy despite being an action thriller. On top of that, Johnny has already detailed his painstaking effort to never be photographed with Angelina so rumors won’t get started. In fact, if she brushed up against him, he’d probably topple over to reveal he’s been a cardboard cut the entire time, then laugh from a rabbit hole while chewing a carrot. He’s mysterious that way.

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Kissmylilywhiteass

    Good actors on-screen. Pussified offscreen.

  2. Diana

    What the FUCK is this woman wearing????? That is fucking atrocious!!! UGH!

  3. Boo Radley

    Does anyone remember Snoopy’s brother Spike? If not, Google it. That’s where Depp got his inspiration.

  4. jojo

    Johnny is always on his Island, even when he isn’t.

  5. Angelina Jolie Johnny Depp Tourist Premiere
    gigi
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    damn…. giant dude in the middle

  6. Angelina Jolie Johnny Depp Tourist Premiere
    Kim
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    OMG i swear i thought that was their wax figures…

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